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#4051
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Of course not.


Well, who then would you describe as a better HEAVYWEIGHT boxer from any decade or century who is or was better than Muhammed Ali?



There's No right or wrong answer, but just wanted you to be more specific, that's all.
#4052
Recently deceased American boxer Muhammed Ali aka Cassius Clay constantly bragged that he was 'The Greatest' Heavyweight Boxer who ever lived and of all time. No doubt he was a talented pugilist, but was he really the best who ever lived?



What do you think? Compared with others you have seen or read about, was Ali the Greatest? Or were there others even better than him?



Discuss.
#4053
Quote from: "smell the glove"Joe, you're losing your finesse!  Had a few drinks tonight?


Yup. Getting sloppy in my delivery.

Its all in good fun.

Cheers ac_drinks
#4054
Quote from: "RW"Funny Joe, I was just sitting here wondering the same thing about you.


If that be the case, then at least I'm better looking than Mel.

And I don't hold so many grudges against women.

In fact, I tend to like women better than men.

Even you, 'Real.  :wink:
#4055
Quote from: "cc la femme"
Quote from: "Fashionista"

The recent cc la femme obsession I think is creepy..



If it is creepy to me, I could imagine how cc la femme feels..



And so you know, I deleted your thread with the not so subtle threats of harm against cc and picture of a rifle.

Not before it got capped. Every time he gets caught in a hole he dug, he proceeds to dig it deeper

He has to be on self-destruct and / or off his tree. No ok person deliberately harms himself

I wonder if Mel is autistic and has a disability? Or else high functioning adhd? One trait is that once they become become focussed on one topic, it consumes them and they become obsessed with it. I dunno. Its just idle speculation, nothing more.
#4056
Quote from: "Herman"
QuoteCaint wait fer summer, Herm. Be a lot more chicks on the beach by then, eh?

I live a long way from any beach. Besides, I have an old lady that recently turned 37, but but looks 25. I aint looking anymore.



Good luck old gramps trying to get into the pants of women 1/3rd your age. ac_toofunny


Whenever I meet guys from Saskatchewan visiting Vancouver, they suddenly turn inta party animals. Even married guys your age. Then they say things like, "Hey where are all the sluts? I wanna get some west coast pussy! Can you tell me where ta go to meet 'em? Gimme the address to a massage parlor! Where's the closest peeler bar?"



An' its true, Herman! All them prairie boys wanna paint the town red  when they come inta town - especially during football season when the Roughriders are here.
#4057
Quote from: "Herman"I am 48 and you are lot older than me. You are a flabby over the hill and somewhat sick grandpa who likes young women. What's the difference?


LOL! Whuzzup, Hermie?



Yuh, I like young women. Better 'n old ones, eh Herm?

Its hard ta ignore 'em where I live.

There's either Lookers or Hookers.

An' tharz a lot of 'em walking around alone.

When I see 'em, sometimes its difficult ta git 'em outta my mind



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Anyways, I jes' came back from the beach. It was warm an' sunny out. Here's a pic from today:



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Caint wait fer summer, Herm. Be a lot more chicks on the beach by then, eh?
#4058
The Guest Nest / Re: ATTN: Dinky...
June 04, 2016, 11:21:52 PM
Quote from: "RW"That's not why at all.


....so can you elaborate as to what were the reasons and why?
#4059
The Guest Nest / Re: ATTN: Dinky...
June 04, 2016, 11:18:09 PM
Quote from: "Herman"Freud was not shit canned because he is on every single forum with a suitcase full of alts. Freud was not sent packing because he likes to pretend he has a vagina.


Funniest part is that Dinky could not describe its parts, had to be corrected several times about their function by other women who post here. Too funny to be outted like that. Whatta bozo.
#4060
The Guest Nest / Re: Reject Rodeo
June 04, 2016, 10:36:21 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "RW"I'm trying to get him back...


Perhaps he died of old age?

 

:laugh:



Nah, the Old Codger typed his last post when his ticker finally bit the dust due to creeping old age and senility. One night, he wandered somewhere in downtown Sydney, woke up, completely disoriented, only to find himself in a 24/7 strip club.
#4061
:laugh:  ....too funny!


Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "smell the glove"Forum women are simply beneath my standards!

Okay let's recap......You....



1. Drives a dump truck for a living.....Underachiever....check

2. Brains......unused.....check

3. Drinks to excess....check

4. Drug user......heroin.....check

5. Misogynistic......check

6. Racist.....check

7. Thinks a little too highly of himself......check

8. Homely rum blossomed face......check

9. Average or below average height......check

10. Physical build.......wimpy.

11. Anger issues......check

12. Manic depression......check

13. Leaky asshole.....check



Shall I continue?



Jesus Mel, how low do the standards of some overweight "hag" have to be in order to date you? On my worst day I couldn't scrape the bottom of the barrel that hard. :laugh3:
#4062
The Guest Nest / Re: ATTN: Dinky...
June 04, 2016, 07:07:23 PM
Quote from: "Renee"I really don't care what Dinky dog shit is doing or saying on VF.



 Whatever that thing does over "there", needs to stay over "there". Butt hurt bitching from losers like that Dinky creature should not be welcome here; especially when it's dragged thru the door by a pot stirring doofus like Smell the Mel.


 :laugh:



yeah, come to think of it, Dinky often does moan about the royal treatment given to him/her/it by yourselves when he/she/it was shown the way to door. Its as if Dinky actually misses this place. Anyways, Dinky is now the VF's property. Evs has taken him/her/it in and accepted Dinky as her very own. In other words, dinky has been adopted by VF since being orphaned by the blue shoe.



Tell you the truth, I didn't really care if Dinky posted here. Didn't offend me, but then I don't own this site or mod it. He/She/It clearly offended somebody, the sensibilities of many women here by trying to pass off as one.



Still, I don't think Dinky would be a major problem if isolated to a sticky thread in the reject rodeo. But again, not my forum, so not for me ta say.
#4063
Quote from: "RW"Semi invalid?  Drive your ass over here Joe and we'll see who's the invalid.


Oh c'mon 'Real! Stop comin' on ta me! You know that the only one who could possibly ever satisfy your 'needs' is a guy named 'John H.'



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#4064
The Guest Nest / Re: Help Me...
June 04, 2016, 05:39:05 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove"...now, I kid you not, I was named after this man.  No joke, no bullshit!



He was the "King of Cool" at the time I was conceived...



How can I live up to his legacy?  What should I do?



I must leave a lasting legacy of my own, for I was named after this man!


...I remember the "King of Cool" best in the movie, The Great Escape.







...however, they don't make such men like him anymore.

The reality is that he'd end up like Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over a Cuckoo's Nest, drugged, institutionalized and eventually lobotimized 'for society's good'. Unfortunately, you were born a decade or two too late. He belongs to a bygone era. Our feminst dominated society doesn't want real men like him around no more. Sorry. Oh well.
#4065
...c'mon, out 'em up, spill da beans.



Let us know...and why!