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#5431
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 08:56:12 PM
Quote from: "Purdy Murdy"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"MMP is the worst forum around. Most people that followed Murdock to MMP have returned to SG. I spent 5 mins there and that was 4 and a half minutes too many.

I have never fit it nor felt welcomed at MMP and I doubt anyone else here would either..



I'm sorry guys I ever considered merging this place with MMP.




I think you have to have been at TV or just be a general fuckwit to fit in there


TV had over 1 million posts and was around for over a decade... there is something to be said about a forum community that can play the troll game devoid of PI and still have rampant shitz & gigglez...



One thing you can be damn sure about... you'll never endure "PI rape" @ MMP.  Can't say that about this place... and that is why the merger BC/MMP merger fell through last October.


 They talk shit about TV because we knew how to have fun, even at the expense if these flamers.



 These guys give a lot of fucks how they look. Just watch how they talk about the flame boards and "respect" and keeping it "fresh".



 It's a fucking internet board.
#5432
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 08:42:45 PM
Quote from: "cc""Speaking to", while I have not done so, is not a danger at all and maybe a good thing if selective



Meeting up in the real world based on forum discussion is again, Russian Roulette



Sometimes there's no bullet in the current chamber ... there is however a bullet in one of the chambers


 Meeting up with anyone is Russian Roulette.



 There is legit zero difference.  



 In fact I'd say meeting off the internet may be safer, since you are naturally gonna be more guarded, back ground check that person and meet in a public neutral place.



 Meeting up with anyone for the first time is a risk.



 People meet psychos in real life organically everyday. I met my first husband in high school, knew his family. That relationship was a nightmare as soon as his claws were in.
#5433
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:58:50 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Horrible... how did you cope?


 Dark sarcasm lol



 And she makes really good French toast.
#5434
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:56:07 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"He could of warned GB too...  ac_biggrin


 Our child may not even be real. She could be an adorable pixelated demon.



 Online dating.....one time is all it takes.
#5435
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:53:02 PM
Dont get me started on when Murdy came to visit me for her birthday weekend and almost smothered me too death with her tits. I barely survived that week.



 What can I say? I like to live dangerously.
#5436
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:49:53 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "cc"Typical internet non-response



Good luck - try to stay alive



cc out


 That's good advice since I met my husband on FB.



 Anyday now he could turn.



 That bad cyber blood coursing through his veins....anyday now he come home all net dead.


 :MG_216:


 No joke.



 We were in marriage counseling last week, and our counselor asked how we met and I said "we met online", and then he asked to speak to me privately so GB left the room and my counselor looked me dead in the eyes and said...."you're fucked. Good luck staying alive".



 For realz.
#5437
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:42:35 PM
Quote from: "cc"Typical internet non-response



Good luck - try to stay alive



cc out


 That's good advice since I met my husband on FB.



 Anyday now he could turn.



 That bad cyber blood coursing through his veins....anyday now he come home all net dead.
#5438
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:40:05 PM
I bet Lacy met Scott Peterson on the internet.



 Or Tina and Ike, totally met on a forum
#5439
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:38:51 PM
Because no one has ever met a pathological liar, psycho, or abuser offline.



 Like, that never happens. Before online dating you like NEVER heard of abusive relationship or date rape or anything bad happening.



 I see the point.
#5440
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:34:46 PM
Quote from: "cc"Seems some of you people actual meet and hook up with internet friends in real life???



I find that stunningly stupid / extremely dangerous



Good luck - You are playing Russian Roulette with your physical (much less emotional) lives


 So basically the same risk as meeting someone organically. Got it.
#5441
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:18:21 PM
Murdy: Hey!

Dovey: Why were you talking to Pooftard?

Murdy: I don't know, I mean, he is so weird, he just came up to me and started talking to me about meth .

Dovey: He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Pooftard. We hooked up last summer. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in August I started hanging out with my ex boyfriend, Joo, who was totally gorgeous. But then he moved to Florida, and Pooftard was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Joo, he'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?". And I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?". So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-troll BG party, I was like "Pooftard, I can't invite you because I think you're a psycho". I mean, I couldn't have a sheetless psycho with a half dead cat at my party. There were gonna be trolls there in their clean clothes,  I mean, right? He was a slob. So then he called my job and started complaining about me, it was so retarded. And then he went net dead because no one would talk to him, and he came back to the BC as a guest, all of his hair was shaved off and he totally matched his mangy cat, and now I guess he's on meth.



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#5442
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 11:23:56 AM
"Reality check. Poofer is in the trunk of this car, and he is NET DEAD. That is a sad, FUCKED UP thing. But you, are gonna walk into BC, and strut your shit like everything is peachy, FUCKING keen. Got it? Murd?"



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Lulz. Iconic.
#5443
The Guest Nest / Re: Where does King Martini rank?
February 13, 2020, 09:04:09 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Duh"Oh, I don't know. Maybe cuz she was fucking him.

One of the reasons I didn't want to ask is because I think she might not want to talk about him..



Besides, it's none of my business.

All she does is talks about him.



She wouldn't know unless she was stalking him.



That's kind of creepy.



Just my two cents




 Dramatic, much?



 Translation: "if you bust me in my constant lies, you are a stalker".  Lol.
#5444
The Guest Nest / Re: Where does King Martini rank?
February 13, 2020, 09:00:10 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Does KM have any income or just not enough to support his family? If the answer to either is yes, THAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?

 

 Gross, isnt it?
#5445
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 08:55:58 AM
ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao
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