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#5596
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:40:05 PM
I bet Lacy met Scott Peterson on the internet.



 Or Tina and Ike, totally met on a forum
#5597
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:38:51 PM
Because no one has ever met a pathological liar, psycho, or abuser offline.



 Like, that never happens. Before online dating you like NEVER heard of abusive relationship or date rape or anything bad happening.



 I see the point.
#5598
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:34:46 PM
Quote from: "cc"Seems some of you people actual meet and hook up with internet friends in real life???



I find that stunningly stupid / extremely dangerous



Good luck - You are playing Russian Roulette with your physical (much less emotional) lives


 So basically the same risk as meeting someone organically. Got it.
#5599
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 01:18:21 PM
Murdy: Hey!

Dovey: Why were you talking to Pooftard?

Murdy: I don't know, I mean, he is so weird, he just came up to me and started talking to me about meth .

Dovey: He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Pooftard. We hooked up last summer. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in August I started hanging out with my ex boyfriend, Joo, who was totally gorgeous. But then he moved to Florida, and Pooftard was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Joo, he'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?". And I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?". So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-troll BG party, I was like "Pooftard, I can't invite you because I think you're a psycho". I mean, I couldn't have a sheetless psycho with a half dead cat at my party. There were gonna be trolls there in their clean clothes,  I mean, right? He was a slob. So then he called my job and started complaining about me, it was so retarded. And then he went net dead because no one would talk to him, and he came back to the BC as a guest, all of his hair was shaved off and he totally matched his mangy cat, and now I guess he's on meth.



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#5600
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 11:23:56 AM
"Reality check. Poofer is in the trunk of this car, and he is NET DEAD. That is a sad, FUCKED UP thing. But you, are gonna walk into BC, and strut your shit like everything is peachy, FUCKING keen. Got it? Murd?"



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Lulz. Iconic.
#5601
The Guest Nest / Re: Where does King Martini rank?
February 13, 2020, 09:04:09 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Duh"Oh, I don't know. Maybe cuz she was fucking him.

One of the reasons I didn't want to ask is because I think she might not want to talk about him..



Besides, it's none of my business.

All she does is talks about him.



She wouldn't know unless she was stalking him.



That's kind of creepy.



Just my two cents




 Dramatic, much?



 Translation: "if you bust me in my constant lies, you are a stalker".  Lol.
#5602
The Guest Nest / Re: Where does King Martini rank?
February 13, 2020, 09:00:10 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"Does KM have any income or just not enough to support his family? If the answer to either is yes, THAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE?

 

 Gross, isnt it?
#5603
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 13, 2020, 08:55:58 AM
ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao
#5604
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 12, 2020, 10:23:46 PM
Quote from: "Peaches"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"I will listen to the musical a little later after it comes out

You'll sing the musical. In a frilly pink crinoline-lined tutu with what's left of your penis wiggling like a worm beneath it.



And the woke Hollywood crowd will rave about the toxic white male haters when it bombs at the box office. You'll see.


 Had some time to think about this, have you?


 ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao






Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"And she goes in for the kick the the skittles  ac_toofunny


It's good that there is only one of her.   :thumbup:  ac_wub


  acc_hugz  ac_wub
#5605
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 12, 2020, 10:15:24 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Quote from: "Dove"


 Is this guy calling me a socailist?  ac_toofunny




That's like the most insulting thing he's said to either of us. Like ever.





Cunt?



You should apologize. There are limits to this game we play. And this was all fine and fun when you were saying my testicles shriveled up into my moob area and that I am forced to fuck with a prosthetic Popsicle stick tied to a bushel of pubic hair after decades of steroid abuse and that I pushed a broom in some washed up datacenter somewhere for 21 cents an hour.



But now you're digging deep into your man purse of nasty vileness to pull out stuff like this? Calling me a socialist?



What is next in your limitless array of nasty afoul mean girl madness? Saying I will vote for Elizabeth Warren? You fuck!@



You pig of a man.



Say sorry.



Or we cannot be friends anymore  ac_beating


 I'm not even sure I wanna play anymore. That was really hurtful and uncalled for.  



 Guys.....I think....I might be... net dying. Joo! Hold me!
#5606
The Guest Nest / Re: The Flametown Banquet
February 12, 2020, 10:13:05 PM
ac_toofunny



 I'm gonna send you some bifocals  :yahoo:



 If you needed metamucil, TWAP is certain the guy to go too lol.



 And he always with us, even when he isnt  :roll:
#5607
The Guest Nest / Re: Where does King Martini rank?
February 12, 2020, 09:29:13 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"People rushed to accuse you, caskur and also Murdy..



I don't think it was cool at all.


 Meh, it happens.



 I never hide behind proxies, so I'm easy to clear lol
#5608
The Guest Nest / Re: The Flametown Banquet
February 12, 2020, 09:26:48 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"You're so fucked


 Can you let me know if you see it go in?



 I wanna prepared in case it at least tickles this time.
#5609
The Guest Nest / Re: The Flametown Banquet
February 12, 2020, 08:49:15 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Dove"Link?

I'm neither your travel agent or your plumber. Besides, you're hardly the only one to be raving about EB in the last few weeks, there's been a few of you doing it. Including those who tend to go completely apeshit whenever I mention him.






Cuntsmackahoe keeps count. Like a cock miser



Say Evil Blood just one more time and watch his uterus take on a life of it's on and cut you off right at the fucking knee caps  ac_lmfao







I can't with this fucking guy  :roll:


 EVIL BLOOD.



 Fuck I raved.  :tease:
#5610
The Guest Nest / Re: Coming Soon
February 12, 2020, 08:48:06 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"I will listen to the musical a little later after it comes out

You'll sing the musical. In a frilly pink crinoline-lined tutu with what's left of your penis wiggling like a worm beneath it.



And the woke Hollywood crowd will rave about the toxic white male haters when it bombs at the box office. You'll see.


 Had some time to think about this, have you?

No, but I did spend a week out that way last month. Holding my tongue instead of telling the socialist commie Trump-deranged manlets where to jam it was possibly the hardest role I've ever had to play.



At least here I get to tell clowns like you to jam it when you start behaving stupidly.  ac_biggrin


 How does you wanting Joo in a pink tutu become some ridiculous political dialog where you discuss how powerless you feel in real life?



 I'm afraid no one gives a fuck what you want here, either.



 Is this guy calling me a socailist?  ac_toofunny
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