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#61
The Flea Trap / Re: welcome The Countess
November 08, 2016, 11:05:21 PM
I'm flattered that you all believe I'm someone as beautiful and honorable as Freud, I'm not him tho.





I'm me. And that's better than you lmao



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#62
The Flea Trap / Re: welcome The Countess
November 08, 2016, 10:51:04 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"That would be great!!!



If we truly cared what lies between your legs.



We already know what lies between your ears.






If you don't care, quit accusing me of being someone who obviously got the better of you all.





As long as that pussy isn't here, I'll be a good girl and contribute.
#63
The Guest Nest / Re: I hear I'm already a member here
November 08, 2016, 10:47:56 PM
Quote from: "Oberon"
Quote from: "The Countess"Freud is my hero.





I am female but I can certainly whoop your ass like a man if that's what you prefer.


Take your best shot, gumball.



But do a little homework first.






Gumball ? Really ?







Ok. Your mom < smh >
#64
The Flea Trap / Re: welcome The Countess
November 08, 2016, 10:45:39 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "The Countess"
Quote from: "Fashionista"I'm so happy you joined us..



We are a small group, but quite diverse in our opinions..



I hope you like it here..



Perhaps you could tell us a little bit about yourself?








Late thirties, LA California, smart, beautiful and funnier than shit. Everyone loves me





Ya, so am I.  ac_toofunny



We all are in forum land.






Difference here is, I can prove I'm what I say I am, Stan.
#65
The Flea Trap / Re: How Old Is Everyone on here?
November 08, 2016, 10:44:25 PM
I'm 39 and soon to be a grandma. Don't look my age tho lol
#66
The Guest Nest / Re: I hear I'm already a member here
November 08, 2016, 10:42:00 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "The Countess"Why are you all harping on about Freud ? Is he on celebrity status here like I am at TRF





LMAO

Are we? I thought you were begging for attention just like he does.



So, have you got anything interesting or informative to share or do you waste all your time with boring back and forth school yard bullshit?






I waste my time going back and forth. Next Bitch
#67
The Flea Trap / Re: welcome The Countess
November 08, 2016, 10:39:02 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"I'm so happy you joined us..



We are a small group, but quite diverse in our opinions..



I hope you like it here..



Perhaps you could tell us a little bit about yourself?








Late thirties, LA California, smart, beautiful and funnier than shit. Everyone loves me





I have an entourage of STANS who are batshit obsessed with me and every move I make. The minute I log in TRF, they're right there to analyze my every move. This place is free of them and it's refreshing
#68
The Guest Nest / Re: I hear I'm already a member here
November 08, 2016, 10:28:59 PM
Why are you all harping on about Freud ? Is he on celebrity status here like I am at TRF





LMAO
#69
The Guest Nest / Re: I hear I'm already a member here
November 08, 2016, 10:27:37 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "The Countess"Freud is my hero.





I am female but I can certainly whoop your ass like a man if that's what you prefer.

Freud is a bullshitting wanker with no life. Everyone on TRF is.






Freud is my Bellisimo. Don't make me show you my fifty shades of don't give a fuck, homie.
#70
The Guest Nest / Re: I hear I'm already a member here
November 08, 2016, 09:56:12 PM
Freud is my hero.





I am female but I can certainly whoop your ass like a man if that's what you prefer.
#71
The Guest Nest / Re: I hear I'm already a member here
November 08, 2016, 01:40:27 PM
Quote from: "Wulf"Notice how these "posters" always end up here after being "punished" at their usual haunts. Also notice how when their punishment ends, they scurry with all haste,  like squirrels, back to whatever nest they were ejected from.



I wonder what attracts these individuals to this little red headed stepchild of a forum. Is it Fash's notoriously soft heart and tolerant nature, is it Shen Li's round ass, is it the chance to cross swords with the chief inspector or is Joe's luxurious and full head of hair? ac_umm



Personally I think this is a topic worth discussing.






As long as my number one STAN / stalker is not here, I'll stick around. There was talk that I was already a member here, obviously someone trying to impersonate me.





I tend to have an entourage following me so if you see a sudden influx of Alts/ idiots joining, feel free to boot em
#72
The Guest Nest / Re: I hear I'm already a member here
November 08, 2016, 01:36:17 PM
Quote from: "Daisy May"
Quote from: "The Countess"Yes it is. I see your name and laugh like an asshole. .....

That's what assholes do.


Quote...... Sorry

Pardon me if I I doubt that. You did say it with intent



We always hope new blood will be winners. If you are a winner, you are off to a bad start.





But hey - On the bright side, it took a while for some to realize how sweet and gentle and nice I was  :43(2):








You should be worried about WHO I am and not what.







Bad ain't got nothing on me  ac_hithere
#73
The Guest Nest / Re: I hear I'm already a member here
November 08, 2016, 08:24:48 AM
Quote from: "Oberon"And you sound like you belong at Third Rail.



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Im being punished for making some long winded retard cry in the shoutbox. So no, I don't belong there.





I will behave here  ac_biggrin
#74
The Guest Nest / Re: I hear I'm already a member here
November 08, 2016, 01:34:34 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "The Countess"Yes it is. I see your name and laugh like an asshole. Sorry

My handle or my signature?






Your nic. It sounds like it belongs on a ramen noodle bowl
#75
The Guest Nest / Re: I hear I'm already a member here
November 08, 2016, 01:26:04 AM
Yes it is. I see your name and laugh like an asshole. Sorry