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#6241
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 21, 2023, 09:31:18 PM
Quote from: JOE post_id=492138 time=1674332237 user_id=97
I guess yer good friend Herman is too drunk to get outta bed this morning,

I was busy boning the old lady this morning. I got a hummer too. You do not know what you are missing.
#6242
The Flea Trap / Re: After this delivery, I'm probably never buying McDonalds again.
January 21, 2023, 09:26:29 PM
We took some leftover nalysnyky and ham from Orthodox Christmas out of the freezer and warmed it up.
#6243
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 20, 2023, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=492026 time=1674262431 user_id=61
Quote from: Herman post_id=492009 time=1674260089 user_id=3396


Old virgins shore an angry lot.


Amen brother  ac_drinks , Joe very reminds me of the troll living under a bridge (not sure how the story ends), all I know is that Joe is destined to be a loser, has no friends, a heart full of shit, and is hated everywhere he goes.  ac_umm

Don't be too hard on old Joe. I believe he would like to lose his cherry before he dies. But, he is so dang scared of pussy. We should try to help him overcome that fear.
#6244
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 20, 2023, 07:49:11 PM
Quote from: JOE post_id=492024 time=1674261832 user_id=97
Quote from: Herman post_id=492023 time=1674261583 user_id=3396
That's a great idea Joe. Attend a few AA meetings. There are lots of old drunken hags who might be willing to deflower you. Provided you give tem some barrel wash.


Haven't you attended AA in your area yet?

The real question is have you? There are probably lots of old drunken hags around those AA meetings who aint too picky. Buy them a jug or two.



We have to get you laid at least once before you die for your own good. Remember your pal Herman is here to help.
#6245
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 20, 2023, 07:39:43 PM
That's a great idea Joe. Attend a few AA meetings. There are lots of old drunken hags who might be willing to deflower you. Provided you give tem some barrel wash.
#6246
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 20, 2023, 07:37:53 PM
Quote from: JOE post_id=492020 time=1674261001 user_id=97
Quote from: Herman post_id=492013 time=1674260483 user_id=3396


Joe, ya know old Herman. I am a caring fella. It is in my nature to help the less fortunate.



You are very old and a virgin. You are likely to die without ever getting laid if you don't do something to change that now. You don't want that to happen do you. You do want to know what it's like to be a man  once briefly before you die don't you.


But your paid for your whores.

If that's your only hope of ever losing your cherry why are you not setting some money aside from your monthly Old Age Security cheques for a fine Squaw ho. You know old Herman is looking out for ya. I do not want to see you die without knowing what it's like to be man at least once.
#6247
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 20, 2023, 07:27:56 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=492016 time=1674260673 user_id=2845
Damn. Joe is too fucking much lol

Don't be too hard on him. Elderly virgins are delicate. You should be sensitive to old Joe's virginity problem like I am.
#6248
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 20, 2023, 07:21:23 PM
Quote from: JOE post_id=492008 time=1674259997 user_id=97
Quote from: Herman post_id=491985 time=1674247811 user_id=3396
That"s another reason why you haven't been laid in your life Joe. You think it's only possible to get laid by paying for it. But, even if it was the case, why aint you saving a little of your Old Age Pension and go at least once to a jeroin addicted street whore? You dpn't want to die a virgin do you?

Stop worrying about me

Joe, ya know old Herman. I am a caring fella. It is in my nature to help the less fortunate.



You are very old and a virgin. You are likely to die without ever getting laid if you don't do something to change that now. You don't want that to happen do you. You do want to know what it's like to be a man  once briefly before you die don't you.
#6249
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 20, 2023, 07:14:49 PM
Quote from: Zetsu post_id=492007 time=1674259720 user_id=61
Quote from: JOE post_id=491998 time=1674257612 user_id=97




Well Zetsu, your good friend Herman never shows any remorse so it's best to accord him the accolades he deserves.



Maybe like this, eh?



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If he wants to be an Internet Tough Guy then he's gotta go down like one.



Like a Man.



Remember, real men never die on their knees, but standing up.

And they don't need to hide behind their friends or Fashionista's skirt.



Too bad she's not around to protect him anymore.


Herman never hides, the problem Joe is you create enemies every where you go.

Old virgins shore an angry lot.
#6250
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 20, 2023, 03:50:11 PM
That"s another reason why you haven't been laid in your life Joe. You think it's only possible to get laid by paying for it. But, even if it was the case, why aint you saving a little of your Old Age Pension and go at least once to a jeroin addicted street whore? You dpn't want to die a virgin do you?
#6251
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 20, 2023, 03:28:51 PM
Is that what has prevented you from getting laid at least once in your sixty five years Joe? Discipline and self control?
#6252
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 20, 2023, 03:01:32 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=491966 time=1674233389 user_id=3214
Joe be fucking with people for real



LMAO



I dig his troll tho.

Joe is for fun. I laugh my ass off the way he gets wound up and pouty when he is reminded he is a virgin and other meaningless shit.. But, it is all banter with no hard feelings.



Apegirl, the owner of BF, and the deadbeat dad are pieces of shit. Talking where they should not about Flea and Dove's kids- Apegirl and the owner of BF need their heads caved in. Then there is the deadbeat dad sponging off of single moms. Assholes, all three of them.
#6253
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 20, 2023, 02:30:37 PM
Old Apegirl was a fine young lady. Now he sounds like a bitter old spinster.
#6254
The Flea Trap / Re: How your ladies be acting when your hubby is deployed overseas or doing a bid
January 20, 2023, 02:06:54 PM
Quote from: weebles post_id=491934 time=1674194442 user_id=2191
Herm got any pictures or videos of the Nova?

I probably have film pictures in a box around here.



The first truck I ever bought new was a 1987 Chevy Silverado 1500 when I was nineteen.
#6255
The Flea Trap / Re: Miss Universe is a fucking MAN
January 19, 2023, 10:33:04 PM
Quote from: Dove post_id=491923 time=1674185144 user_id=3266
Quote from: Herman post_id=491921 time=1674184869 user_id=3396


No problem. I have been kind of a male slut most of my life.


 Perfect!

It is a date. ac_drinks
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