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#76
The Flea Trap / Re: RW Stole my Barrel Wash
April 14, 2016, 02:23:13 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "priscilla1961"I don't know barrel wash. ac_dunno


Its essentially the same as drinking from the drip tray in a bar, or wriging out the barmats and drinking that.




Thanks for that picture. I was also wondering what Barrel Wash was, and assumed it was some Canadian nickname for moonshnie or some such.
#77
The Flea Trap / Re: Less privileged
April 14, 2016, 02:16:10 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "keeper"I cant believe my luck, I received this email this morning and this Women is going to Donate this money to me before she dies. Im just waiting for her to reply to my email.... Good thing shes a Christian or i wouldnt have ever thought this was real :001_rolleyes:





My Beloved In God.



Greetings in the name of our lord Jesus Christ. l am Mrs Elizabeth Anna Johnson from Germany, a widow to late Dr. A. Johnson . l am 51 years old and a converted born again Christian, suffering from long time cancer of the breast, from all indication my condition is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that I might not live more than two (2) months, according to my doctor because the cancer has gotten to a very worst / dangerous stage.



My late husband and my only child died last five years ago, his death was politically motivated. My late husband was a very rich and wealthy business man who was running his Gold/Diamond Business here in South Africa. After his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. My doctors has advised me that I may not live for more than two (2) months, so I now decided to divide the part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the church in Africa, America, Asia, and Europe. l collected your email address during my desperate search on the internet and I prayed over it.



I decided to donate the sum of $5,600,000.00 USD (Five Million Six hundred thousand United States dollars) to the less privileged because I cannot take this money to the grave. Please I want you to note that this fund is lodged in a bank here in South Africa.



Once I hear from you, I will forward to you all the information's you will use to get this fund released from the bank and to be transferred to your bank account. I honestly pray that this money when transferred to you will be used for the said purpose because l has come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity. May the grace of our lord Jesus the love of God and the fellowship of God be with you and your family.



Reply me soonest at my private email address (jelizabethannna@yahoo.de).



Thanks and God bless you.

Your beloved sister in Christ.

Mrs. Elizabeth Anna Johnson

So have replied yet to get the funds released? :laugh3:


I think the next step is to pay $45,000 in expenses to free up the funds.
#78
The Guest Nest / Re: My Last Post Here...
April 14, 2016, 02:13:26 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"
Quote from: "seoulbro"I cannot recall how many times Mel announced he was taking his ball and going home and never coming back. Always under the influence of course.




Reminds me of the endless times Caskur would tell a board that she was leaving, never to return. The standard reply was, of course "Ok. See you tomorrow"

Which forum would that be?




Let's see.... Wickedkewl420, CBT just to mention a couple.
#79
The Flea Trap / Something interesting to try
April 14, 2016, 07:59:34 AM
My son showed me a website yesterday that was amusing. ?It is called Akinator. The general idea is for one person to pick a character, real or not, and anopther uses Akinator to guess that person. It is amazingly good at doing so. You are asked a series of questions, and at some point, the damn thing spits out the correct name. I used such people as Ben Franklin, Roy Rogers, Julius Ceasar, Gregory Peck, Shirley Temple, General MacArthur to try to stump the program and failed miserably.





Try it and amuse and astound.





https://www.google.com/#q=akinator">https://www.google.com/#q=akinator
#80
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "seoulbro"^^I wrote in another thread that democracy has become a little stale. It needs some modernizing tweaks. I am not sure what they are. But, it needs to be more respective of the wishes of taxpayers.

Get rid of universal suffrage completely. Voting should NOT be a birth right.




Interesting. What should the qualifications for the priviledge of voating be comprised of, in your opinion?
#81
The Guest Nest / Re: My Last Post Here...
April 14, 2016, 07:49:38 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"I cannot recall how many times Mel announced he was taking his ball and going home and never coming back. Always under the influence of course.




Reminds me of the endless times Caskur would tell a board that she was leaving, never to return. The standard reply was, of course "Ok. See you tomorrow"
#82
The Guest Nest / Re: BF's Obsession with Hitler
April 14, 2016, 07:46:35 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"A what?  English please if you can, no 'murica-isms.




A tootsie roll.. Picture a roll of chocolate maybe an inch in diameter and maybe 4-5 inches long.
#83
The Flea Trap / Re: They keep dropping.
April 13, 2016, 07:30:51 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Herman"Ex New Orleans Saints defensive end Will Smith was shot and killed in a road rage incident. Smith was 34.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/saints/2016/04/10/will-smith-killed-shooting-new-orleans/82861242/">http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nf ... /82861242/">http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/saints/2016/04/10/will-smith-killed-shooting-new-orleans/82861242/

I just saw video showing Will Smith deliberating ramming the Hummer owned by the guy who shot him. It has now been revealed Will Smith had a loaded pistol in his vehicle. ac_umm




He got what he deserved. Actually, both of them did. One's dead and one's in jail for a long time. Execute the one is jail and everyone should be happy. Trigger happy animals is all they are.
#84
The Flea Trap / Re: quiz: how thick is your bubble
April 11, 2016, 11:12:25 AM
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"Oh dear, or yippee, depending... I scored a 59

It is for white Americans.




Well, I should have gotten a much higher score, then, as I am pretty white and definitely American.
#85
The Flea Trap / Re: quiz: how thick is your bubble
April 11, 2016, 11:06:02 AM
Oh dear, or yippee, depending... I scored a 59
#86
The Flea Trap / Re: Assumption free zone
April 11, 2016, 08:25:14 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Shen Li"It's 21 today and like 7 on Sunday. It's up and down here like Scouse's little mammy's drawers at an East Indian corner shop owner's convention.

That crossed the line in my book.




What's so wrong with that comment? If Scouse' mammy rolls that way, it's the truth. If not, it's just an off-color comment and Scouse's mammy's reputation is not unduly harmed.
#87
The Flea Trap / Re: 2015-2016 Hockey Season
April 11, 2016, 08:22:27 AM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"ac_hithere



Thanks, Fash.



Datsyuk is leaving the NHL after the playoffs. That's the end of an era right there.




Indeed.
#88
The Flea Trap / Re: Help!!!
April 11, 2016, 08:07:13 AM
Being a guy, I don't know my ass from a hole in hte ground when it comes to wedding dresses, but here are my top three:



#6 is a classic wedding dress. Modest yet fancy. Shows some shoulders and such, but not too much.

#2 might be a very nice dress if we saw all of it and not the model's legs. The shoulder thing is not a good touch.

I like #3 and #4 about the same. Nice looking, don't show too much, but shows a little. Class, not ass, as the saying goes.





Hope this helps.
#89
Quote from: "Shen Li"That nutjob Sanders wants to prosecute climate deniers. Nevermind that it is totalitarian in nature, as it is essentially an attack on the First Amendment. Anyway, he would have to prosecute himself because he denies fossil fuel usage in the future.


Opinions are just like assholes. Everyone has one. And they are not subject to prosecution. Sanders can go suck eggs.
#90
Editorials are ... well, editorials and are one person's opinion, or even a group of people's opinion. It's not printed as fact, and especially not in this case. It's not libel. IT may be in very poor taste, but hte Boston Globe is not a bastion of objectivity, so what do you expect. The days of newspapers publishing actual news and just news are long gone.