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#751
Quote from: Odinson post_id=421222 time=1632428178 user_id=136


Ferengi are from Star Trek.



They are space jews.




 
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#752
Quote from: cc post_id=421048 time=1632278459 user_id=88


I hope so - and more will ... but conspiracy theorists  not so much






"Hear everything, trust nothing" - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #190
#753
The Guest Nest / Re: happy birthday Shen Li
September 23, 2021, 03:39:16 PM
37? Happy birthday you young whippersnapper   :3cheerleader:
#754
The Flea Trap / Re: Laughter Lounge
September 22, 2021, 05:49:39 PM
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Soda = 10

Burger = 5

Fries = 2



Burger + (fries x soda) = 25
#755
I'm not an anti-vaxxer but I see no point in getting it. When they say "We need to protect the vaccinated from the unvaccinated" that's just a fancy way of saying "It doesn't work".
#756
The Flea Trap / Happy Autumnal Equinox!
September 22, 2021, 11:14:24 AM




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Today marks the first day of astronomical fall for 2021.



The fall equinox will happen today, Sept. 22, at 2:21 p.m. CDT. That marks the minute when the sun will be directly above the equator, making day and night nearly equal in length across the world, according to NASA.



The Sun shines almost equally on the Northern and Southern hemispheres only during the fall and spring equinoxes, according to NASA.



In the Northern Hemisphere the days ahead will be marked by later sunrises and earlier sunsets. The opposite will be true south of the equator.



https://www.al.com/news/2021/09/first-day-of-fall-2021-todays-the-fall-equinox.html">https://www.al.com/news/2021/09/first-d ... uinox.html">https://www.al.com/news/2021/09/first-day-of-fall-2021-todays-the-fall-equinox.html
#757
The Flea Trap / Re: I Had a DREAM!!!
September 16, 2021, 09:53:51 PM
I had a dream of a planet which was dying and it's people were desperate to find a new home... and while exploring they stumbled upon a planet called Earth which would be suitable if not for being massively overpopulated by it's dominant species... so they met with the world's leaders and struck a deal to create a medical emergency and forcibly vaccinate the population... which would get them out of the way so the alien people could move in...



But then I woke up.





I think.
#758
The Flea Trap / Re: They keep dropping.
September 16, 2021, 09:42:16 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=420612 time=1631828435 user_id=3254


We keep meeting at funerals Oliver.






It's always in the back of my mind that one day the funeral will be mine... it's going to happen and there's nothing I can do about it... so while I'm here I may as well spend every moment being amazed at everything around me... the trees, the animals, the people, the cities, the planet, the stars and the universe which extends forever and possibly more... and how it all came to exist from nothing more than dust floating around in space... and how small our time is here compared to the eons... and how maybe, just maybe, before my time comes to an end I could make a mark on the world as these people have.







There I go again, couple of bong hits and I start rambling on...
#759
The Flea Trap / Re: They keep dropping.
September 16, 2021, 05:36:44 PM
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Sir Clive Sinclair, who popularised the home computer and invented the pocket calculator, has died aged 81.



His daughter Belinda Sinclair told The Guardian that her father died at his London home on Thursday morning.



Ms Sinclair told the BBC that her father had cancer for more than a decade and was still working on inventions up until last week "because that was what he loved doing".



She added: "He was inventive and imaginative and for him it was exciting and an adventure, it was his passion."



Sir Clive launched the first affordable consumer computer in 1980, costing less than £100.



The multimillionaire entrepreneur's company launched the ZX models in a decade where personal computer use boomed.



Sinclair became the first company in the world to sell more than a million computers, making Sir Clive's surname a household name.



https://news.sky.com/story/sir-clive-sinclair-home-computing-pioneer-and-pocket-calculator-inventor-dies-aged-81-12409968">https://news.sky.com/story/sir-clive-si ... 1-12409968">https://news.sky.com/story/sir-clive-sinclair-home-computing-pioneer-and-pocket-calculator-inventor-dies-aged-81-12409968
#760
The Flea Trap / Re: They keep dropping.
August 29, 2021, 04:02:48 PM
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Television icon Ed Asner has died at the age of 91.



Asner's family confirmed his passing in a tweet, saying the actor died peacefully Sunday morning. "We are sorry to say that our beloved patriarch passed away this morning peacefully. Words cannot express the sadness we feel. With a kiss on your head- Goodnight dad. We love you," wrote his family.



Many know Asner for his role as Lou Grant from "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" and his spin-off series "Lou Grant," which aired in the 1970s and 1980s.



Asner is the most awarded male performer in the history of the Primetime Emmy Awards, with seven awards, Deadline reports. He also starred in many films, like "Up," "El Dorado," and "Elf," to name a few.



Along with his acting work, Asner also served as the president of the Screen Actors Guild and worked as an activist for a variety of causes.



https://www.abc15.com/entertainment/actor-ed-asner-of-mary-tyler-moore-show-and-lou-grant-dies-at-91">https://www.abc15.com/entertainment/act ... dies-at-91">https://www.abc15.com/entertainment/actor-ed-asner-of-mary-tyler-moore-show-and-lou-grant-dies-at-91
#761
Biden has to be doing all this deliberately. Anybody who's goofball enough to screw things up to this level wouldn't be able to figure out how to put food in their mouth and would have starved long ago.
#762
The Flea Trap / Re: "NICE / GOOD" THINGS Thread
August 26, 2021, 10:40:51 PM
I got a new kitten! Her name is Muffin. You wouldn't believe how long it took to get her to sit still for five seconds so I could take this picture.



 

 
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#763
The Flea Trap / Re: They keep dropping.
August 24, 2021, 03:14:33 PM
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R.I.P Charlie, you were the best.  :rimshot:
#764
The Flea Trap / Re: They keep dropping.
August 22, 2021, 07:12:10 PM
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An Arkansas woman whose name is known around the world thanks to a number one record, Grand Funk Railroad's "We're an American Band", has died at 66.



Starting in the late 1960's, Connie Hamzy attended dozens of shows at Barton Coliseum and became friends with members of bands and the people who worked behind the scenes at shows. She also traveled to shows around the country.



Hamzy was featured in the Comedy Central show "Insomniac with Dave Attell" when the comedian visited Little Rock in the early 2000's.



Her last public appearance was in June at a reception for the "Play It Loud: Concerts at Barton Coliseum" exhibit at the Old State House. There she signed autographs, posed for pictures. and enjoyed listening to the cover band play the Grand Funk Railroad hit.



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