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Quote from: "King Martini"The Peaches Rant



https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18644588">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18644588

The laughing in the background was hysterical





And the part where he said "did I just go on a rant,,,, I think I did"  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao

 When he said "somebody email fucking peaches" i lost it lol.



 He is always trying to get me on his podcast lol.

I was literally in stitches when he said TAWPS forums are dead before they even start. ... then he goes on a peaches ran with the whole "kmart version" of stephan hawkings and I almost died  

 Yes his rant about how there are several boards with just TWAP and like 2 posts with no responses....it was hard not to be cracking up in the background the whole time  

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Have you ever seen the movie "The Professional" ? If not, a brief synopsis of the movie is that a 12 year old girl played by Natalie Portman becomes the target of some kind of Cartel after witnessing a murder. She takes refuge and becomes very friendly with an older gentlemen who is some kind of ex military elite. He kills all the bad guys and they live happily ever after.



Our friend Peachy here actually admitted that he got so excited watching Natalie in this movie (she was 12 at the time) that he would actually play it over and over so he could jerk off to it.  Now, of course he'll claim this all to be a ""troall"" that has pwned all of us who remember it but I have to ask "who says something like that" ?

The synopsis is faulty in three or four important respects, but fortunately Wikipedia is available for one that is at least truthful.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9on:_The_Professional">//https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9on:_The_Professional



And it's a niggling detail, but while the character Matilde was twelve the actress Portman was herself a teenager.  In some states that makes a difference.



There is no pedophilia nor pederasty in the film, none portrayed nor implied nor even suggested.  However, the relationship between the characters is a bit unsettling, especially for people lacking a moral compass.  The film remains a cult classic with good reviews, despite some controversy about the story line among moral Puritans such as Biggie.



The only truths about my relationship to this movie are these:



~ I used the Leon character played by Jean Reno (didn't he croak last year?) as an alt, briefly, at Cosmic Shithouse The Refugee Camp For BHers.  And I probably alternated between Reno and Portman's characters, using both as avatars.



~ I have only seen the movie once, in a theater during its first run.  The only clip from the movie that I've ever watched on YT is the final scene, where Leon and the Head Bad Guy Stansfield (Gary Oldham) mutually kill one another.



~ I've never discussed my masturbatory habits online in any forum, not even in any jokes or locker-room conversations AFAIK.  And for a certainty, Natalie Portman never struck me as a sex object and probably never will.  



Consequently, it's highly doubtful that any proof exists of the Biggie version of this story -- even though Biggie's highly flawed "memory" of it says a lot about what the internet has done for his mental stability.



Still waiting for the Real Butthurt, Biggie.    

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Quote from: "King Martini"The Peaches Rant



https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18644588">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18644588

The laughing in the background was hysterical





And the part where he said "did I just go on a rant,,,, I think I did"  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao

 When he said "somebody email fucking peaches" i lost it lol.



 He is always trying to get me on his podcast lol.

I was literally in stitches when he said TAWPS forums are dead before they even start. ... then he goes on a peaches ran with the whole "kmart version" of stephan hawkings and I almost died  

TAWPS?

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Quote from: "King Martini"The Peaches Rant



https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18644588">https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18644588

The laughing in the background was hysterical





And the part where he said "did I just go on a rant,,,, I think I did"  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao

 When he said "somebody email fucking peaches" i lost it lol.



 He is always trying to get me on his podcast lol.

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Quote from: "ThugLife"Is anyone here aware of the pre-teen Natalie Portman incident involving our dear friend Peaches here?



It's a real live one.



Care to indulge your friends here Peachy? Or should I?

You should.

Quote from: "Peaches"Direction, you say?  Full stop, you say?  Lemme think about that.

 whatever your actual issues are about me, they are a lot more recent.  .