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#8041
The Guest Nest / Re: Is it true?
January 09, 2020, 03:02:22 PM
I'm still cracking up that Cum Pump holds a bitter groupie grudge against me cause he's under the idea that I made his boyfriend EB leave Brall stall  :laugh3:



I rarely posted there under my known nic and you'll never know who I was under the alt since 2004
#8042
The Guest Nest / Re: Why does sg stink?
January 09, 2020, 02:54:23 AM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Guest"Thats because you are a blinded by your own slanty eyes.

I'm not beautiful, I know that.




Nah, I saw your pic. You're beautiful. no doubt about that



haters just gonna hate
#8043
The Guest Nest / Is it true?
January 09, 2020, 01:05:40 AM
That all proxies are banned?



If so, why?



And just when Cunt and I were getting so warm & friendly too  :negative:
#8044
The Guest Nest / Re: Any hot gay men out there
January 08, 2020, 09:04:20 PM
Seamajor is pretty gay too



And short enough to give the average man a blowjob with bending his knees
#8045
The Guest Nest / Re: Any hot gay men out there
January 08, 2020, 08:51:39 PM
Theres one postimg at SG right now.  His name is Vomitus



Rumor has it that he can say "fuck me harder daddy" in 26 different languages



Including for the hearing impaired
#8046
The Guest Nest / Re: King Martini
January 07, 2020, 05:37:19 PM
Quote from: "Guest"Fortnite uses subliminal messages hidden inside the game code to make people become unhinged. Juts search youtube for Fortnite rage and meltdowns to see all the vids of people taking a video game way too seriously




Fortnite is how the gaming community keeps sexual predators off the streets and away from sunlight



true story
#8047
The Guest Nest / Re: Now there's Ants...
January 07, 2020, 05:35:28 PM
Can you imagine not having a nose and dealing with an ant infestation?



Worrying that they gonna go iceskating on your brain?



Fuck glad that ain't me tho
#8048
The Guest Nest / Re: Lots of activity in this sub
January 07, 2020, 05:33:01 PM
There's no sheets on the mattress tho



How do you sleep like that?
#8049
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Plump Cunt"
I'm BIG BIG mad now  acc_angry


whoa, someone had better reinforce the floor boards. The mighty mongrel is swelling up into a 2020 rendition of the Kool-aid man.



Relax tapeworm, I'm only trying to help you when I say that announcing to the world you've enjoyed vacuuming another man's prostate with a Slurpee straw and a sparkle in your eye is never a good look.



Not that you could look good either way away cause from what i hear the inside of your mouth looks like a Baltimore crack strip and both your arms and legs resemble a medical encyclopedia written in Morse code. One wonders if you have the exact coordinates for every crack house this side of the western hemisphere written there?



Fucking Yelp of Junkytown.



Siri -- what's the pack & purity of street Heroin on Martin Luther King Blvd, Baltimore MD?



I dunno, ask Scum Cunt.



Serious question tho: When you walk past the dope house these days (assuming your ever make it to the other side) do your limbs start to whistle Amy Winehouse tunes in a full symphony? Good lord I'd hate to see what happens to a pin cushion like you should you run a full mile and start to sweat. Someone might come along and stake you into their lawn head first and forget about you.



Joo --- buckle up kiddo, cuntcakes is slamming the pretty girls into lockers for eyeing his man-crush again.
#8050
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "theActuary"Thanks for "sperge" btw   :laugh3:



https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sperge">//https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sperge

Don't thank me, sperg is totally different from sperge.


Quote from: "ThugLife"
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So you've stopped sperging out on this thread?


Quote from: "ThugLife"This nigga be all up in EB's ass crack like he trying to deep throat his spinal cord or some shit.



That's just crazy groupie love right there. Bunny boiling infatuation over some dude who used to frequent porn board with a flaming sub.



Talk about aiming low in life.



Homie, when he farts do you fill up with inspiration like God just added 5 years to your life or something?

Ahhh, only taking a break were you? That figures, probably needed a breather so you could go sperg out at Sperging Groundz a bit more. I heard a rumour you were wailing your tits off about me over there.



What was that about "aiming low in life" ya broom-pushing Jersey Gurl?  ac_biggrin

The only broom being pushed is the one turning your prostate into a shish kebab, pearl clutcher. And that's by your own doing so I'm inclined to believe you're enjoying it.



Didn't take much it seems to make those fatal attraction vibes bubble up from somewhere in your dirty boxers to the point where you felt the necessity to run up and down the board chucking your stilettos at any hoe daring to side eye your man. You still got that pink wife beater that reads "don't stare cause I don't share" with a picture of Blood's face on it?



Fucking tool... carpet bombing your underoos in violet passion because someone mentioned that this Ghost of Christmas past is cute.  ac_toofunny



No really, let that concept sink in for a moment



Homeboy let me assure you, and i think i speak for everyone unburdened with a heritage of rodent DNA, that whenever EB takes a dump you still have the same exclusive dining rights now that you've enjoyed over the last 12 years



No really cuntcakes watching you go all Hezbollah over the internet because a female is looking at picture of your personal Adonis is hysterical.



#RUSEEINGYOURSELFRIGHTNOW
#8051
The Guest Nest / Re: King Martini
January 07, 2020, 04:30:22 AM
I'm fucking dying here  :roll:
#8052
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "Peaches"I hope someone has alerted the media.   :001_rolleyes:

Is it true your face would suction to a table if you tried to snort cocaine?



How does it feel having a face that can be ring tossed?




Fuck that was funny  ac_toofunny
#8053
This nigga be all up in EB's ass crack like he trying to deep throat his spinal cord or some shit.



That's just crazy groupie love right there. Bunny boiling infatuation over some dude who used to frequent porn board with a flaming sub.



Talk about aiming low in life.



Homie, when he farts do you fill up with inspiration like God just added 5 years to your life or something?
#8054
The Guest Nest / Re: EYE CANDY
January 06, 2020, 02:27:10 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "ThugLife"lol... I must have struck a nerve
Right, you must have done, sure. That explains why you're wandering off on confused tangents instead of going for the jugular (or heaven forbid, the funnybone... if you even knew where to find it). Way to prove yourself the second stringer EB knew you to be ten years ago, chump. It must totally suck to hear your purse singing the praises of a guy who barely gave you the time of day.



I still remember the look of disgust on his face when he got up from the PC and announced he was done with Flametown, and why. Your game was empty, without merit and without anything to distinguish itself from the rest of the rabble YoKo had seen fit to draft in from the favellas he frequented. Something which, with him out of the picture, became increasingly apparent as you and yours presided over the withering death of a site your best efforts couldn't breathe any traffic attracting life into.



Kinda like Sperging Groundz now in fact. When you're forced to go begging at other sites, even to the people you set up your site to keep out in the first place, just so you can make up the numbers for a PYP which (heh) was still un-launched the last time I bothered to check... when you're reduced to using your panel as a latter day Space Invader machine to the point your own purse comes here begging for members to return and not even shitposting at lesbian bodybuilder sites can troll you in a couple of beta cucks to fatten out your postcount... when you have to set up multiple sites and divide your time between them because the few faithful you've managed to wheedle to your side cannot stand to be around each other...



Come to think of it, you're pretty much up shit creek without a paddle. All this power at your fingertips, but it's not translating into anything tangibly above the social equivalent of a mad woman's breakfast. Probably why you've got so much free time to present yourself at forums not your own for the purposes of having your gums backhanded six inches past the back of your neck, I shouldn't wonder.


Quote from: "ThugLife"You still hitchhiking to meet women you meet on internet forums?


I never started. I don't know about you, but I enjoy the luxury of being able to work my way across the US. A nicght of sound tech work here, a couple of days graft as a roadie there... more than amply rewarded in accommodation, transport and a few extra quid on the side. Sure beats pushing a broom about a datacenter or driving taxis, I'll tell you that much.



Besides, I'm married now. And unlike your abortive efforts in the "til death do us part" department, my marriage is proceeding quite well.


Quote from: "ThugLife"How's flameGoof doing these days?

You mean Ceedub's site? Wouldn't it make more sense to ask her directly, or are you scared she'll give you the brush-off again?

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#8055
The Guest Nest / Re: EYE CANDY
January 06, 2020, 02:27:15 AM
Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "ThugLife"Ok, you know what his asscrack tastes like.

Untrue. Unlike you and your roid-fuelled pincushion exploits (which are a matter of oft-overlooked record), he wasn't known for self medication, so the idea of him stuffing crack up his anal orifice for anyone to taste is simply laughable. You're just jealous he got the contracts to work for multinational conglomerates and foreign governments, with all the travel opportunities that go with. While you push a broom at some busted ass server farm in New Jersey that has a habit of leaking SQL injection attacks like a sieve. Which you so totally had nothing whatsoever to do with, of course.



Sit down, lightweight. If it's any consolation, he was dirtier on Doomsday than he was on you. you were simply... let me see if I recall correctly... "one of the clagnuts dangling from Poofer's poop-chute" I believe was the exact phrasing used.

lol... I must have struck a nerve for such an outpouring of blood, drool and piss. Don't worry tho, your coveted standing as biggest pimple on the innards of EB's asshole remains unchallenged. I assure you.



Couple of questions while I have you quivering in impotent rage.



You still hitchhiking to meet women you meet on internet forums?



How's flameGoof doing these days?