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#91
The Flea Trap / Re: 10 Facts on Farts
April 11, 2016, 07:48:12 AM
Quote from: "GrAnnie"I saw that on Jackass. Omg that was sooo friggin gross. Why the hell would anyone do that?




If you've ever wasted time watching Jackass, you wouldn't ask. To say they employ juvenile humor is giving them too much credit, imo.
#92
The Flea Trap / Re: Quebec Seperation
April 10, 2016, 08:12:58 AM
As an American, I would have to say  ac_boring
#93
The Flea Trap / Re: 10 Facts on Farts
April 10, 2016, 08:10:38 AM
An oldie but a goodie.....





">https://youtu.be/AVrAsiFUf9w
#94
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "ELPHUPPHY"
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "SCOUSE".......If an Alpha male existed, he'd be the guy with his house in order spreading his seed and taking care of his young. Other men would understand to stay the fuck off his territory.




Hmmm... Is that why I am perched on a lawn chair, yelling at all the little neighborhood rugrats to stay the fuck off my lawn?
 ^^^Phup would be an Alpha. All he has to do is show up, be cute, and women start ripping thier shirts off lol. I've seen it!




Aww shucks... It's a gift, really. A god-given gift that all the ladies love me. Even if just in my dreams.
#95
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "SCOUSE".......If an Alpha male existed, he'd be the guy with his house in order spreading his seed and taking care of his young. Other men would understand to stay the fuck off his territory.




Hmmm... Is that why I am perched on a lawn chair, yelling at all the little neighborhood rugrats to stay the fuck off my lawn?
#96
The Flea Trap / Re: 2015-2016 Hockey Season
April 07, 2016, 09:55:30 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"...and 4 Stanley Cup wins during that time...not bad...

I thought it was three. Maybe you're right.




4



I had to google it to be sure
#97
The Flea Trap / Re: 2015-2016 Hockey Season
April 07, 2016, 09:52:01 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"...and 4 Stanley Cup wins during that time...not bad...




Share and share alike, I guess.
#98
The Flea Trap / Re: First Time Touchies
April 07, 2016, 09:43:45 PM
Quote from: "RW"I understand it as a means to the sexual end but the guy in the video just squeezed and walked away.  Where's the jollies in that?


None, for my money and is insulting to the young lady. Any booooobie worth touching for even a second is worth fondling for as long as possible.
#99
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Herman you do come across as a spineless white knighting fuckwit most of the time, who goes out of their way to tell the females on here what they want to hear, whether it be correct or not.  



Man up cupcake for fucks sake, I doubt you'll ever get any titty pics from any of them, well apart from perhaps Renee, but I doubt that is something you or any normal man for that matter would want to see.




Maybe your mom can send Herman pics of her old saggy tits. Herms probably one of about only twenty guys on the planet that hasn't seen them yet.



In fact I'm dead certain he's never seen your moms udders because he's white. ac_biggrin



Now run along Gretel before I fist fuck you in your mangina.




Oho!! Interwebnet love is a'blooming!!
#100
The Flea Trap / Re: First Time Touchies
April 07, 2016, 09:36:04 PM
Quote from: "RW"Now I have to ask, what's the thrill of playing with a pair of nippled sacks of fat for 20 minutes?




The thrill of the chase, my dear. Playing with booooobies, along with some nuzzling and tweaking and such, may well lead to other activities of a personal nature. The means to an end, forsooth.
#101
The Flea Trap / Re: First Time Touchies
April 07, 2016, 09:26:27 PM
Quote from: "RW"Only if you'd be willing to mop up the floor when you were done.


Hell, that's a deal.
#102
The Flea Trap / Re: 2015-2016 Hockey Season
April 07, 2016, 09:25:56 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
The Jets finished dead last?



I thought it might have been the Oilers or possibly Montreal.


Oh poop. I made a mistake, Fash. I was mistaking the Jets for the Oilers. You are right. It's the Oilers at the bottom but the Jets aren't too far from the bottom either.


How bout those Red Wings? 26 years in a row in the playoffs.
#103
The Flea Trap / Re: The Walking Dead
April 07, 2016, 09:25:12 PM
Never developed the taste for the walking dead, sorry to say. Zombies and the like just aren't my cup of blood, as it were.
#104
The Flea Trap / Re: First Time Touchies
April 07, 2016, 09:23:33 PM
Gee, ladies.....if I told you I'd never touched a booooobie before, would you let me play with yours for .. oh.. say 20 minutes?
#105
The Flea Trap / Re: The Pulse
April 07, 2016, 09:02:03 PM
">https://youtu.be/3tigVYfHVmQ