Back in 75, I had seen Carrie but my roommate had not. At the end when her hand comes up out of the ground, I grabbed his foot. He let out a scream and the body jerk kind of elevated him above the couch. Funny as hell.
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The Flea Trap / Re: Laughter Lounge
September 20, 2023, 12:32:11 AM
Peter Pig wasn't feeling well, so he went into the hospital. His wife, Petra Pig was worried about him, so she went in every day to check on him.
The doctor met her just outside his door one morning and said "Good News, Mrs. Pig. Your husband has been cured."
Petra Pig's spirits were lifted, and she ran into the room as happy as could be. Her happiness turned to horror as she looked on the bed. Her husband had indeed been cured. There sat two whole hams and five pounds of bacon.
The doctor met her just outside his door one morning and said "Good News, Mrs. Pig. Your husband has been cured."
Petra Pig's spirits were lifted, and she ran into the room as happy as could be. Her happiness turned to horror as she looked on the bed. Her husband had indeed been cured. There sat two whole hams and five pounds of bacon.
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The Flea Trap / Re: They keep dropping.
September 02, 2023, 08:22:36 AM
Jimmy Buffett passed away. He was 76. Indeed a bad year for old rockers. He will be sorely missed.
#6
Politics / Re: Progtards Favourite Weapon: Alarmism
July 22, 2023, 08:47:51 AMShould be required viewing.
#7
The Guest Nest / Re: The KM/Dove malice is BF's last card...
July 18, 2023, 11:28:35 AM
He's lost so much already and has been left with the dregs of the Seamajor mindset... aside from Poofer who just quits when there's no personal entertainment to be had, then seemingly jumps into the mix out of the blue, days/weeks/months later, WHEN he's likely to be personally entertained.
...and what is that personal entertainment you might ask?
Revenge for a diluting of one's perceived online swagger.
ac_toofunny
News flash,Nancy....
Build a bridge and get over it, but way before Bastard Factory.whatever.org?....uses you, spits you out, or squirts you into a river of shit with no bridges in sight.
My revenge towards the owner of BF? The best revenge... moving on...as so many others have.
So we're pinching Dove, permanently... in order to assemble one of the greatest line-ups of modern forum ALPHAS.
The CMA is meeting. This is a pressie development!
And I'm sorry whoreson!Yourbad scat (aka a "runny" flynn)... You need not apply to TBC as our laughter should not be misconstrued as a slight on your work experience, references, education, or yanno... ability to function in an 8 hour stint without snorting molten Crayola infused with crushed paracetamol while flicking your Bic to a 5 years since transpired trainwreck of a meatup!)
...and probably pics of your sad looking cat licking up your wet spots before you ever met our soon to be newest ALPHA! chick.
ac_hithere
That is so old, are they copy pasting from here.
#8
The Flea Trap / Re: So, for the benefit of others who aren't Shen Li...
July 04, 2023, 12:08:19 PM
Shen Li is a firm believer in "you are what you eat". Thats why she wants to ride all our faces, so we become Chinese with inferior small Chinese peepees!!!
Damn...spot on
#9
The Flea Trap / Re: What's Cooking?
July 01, 2023, 11:12:30 PMHad some leftover pizza and pasta and she threw it on the grill to warm up. Pecan smoked pasta...not too shabby.
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The Flea Trap / Re: Blazor
June 22, 2023, 02:21:35 PM
Your patience has finally paid off. Good luck at your new job.
Yes!!!! And thank you!
Not only did I get a job offer yesterday, I also got a gal's number last nightac_dance Though its "prolly" cause Im already in the Friend ZoneWe shall see!
Congrats!!! Good luck with the new job!!!
And Good luck with the gal!!!
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The Guest Nest / Re: That was quick
June 16, 2023, 06:55:51 AM
Straight took down my board lol. That's the thanks I get for keeping this forum open.
Corkus could barely operate the Mod board on this phpBB forum, let alone navigate the Admin panel, and much less navigate the server side also.
Since I had run my own phpBB forum running on my own domain in the past, I offered to help and to give advice navigating issues that are not familiar to the common folk. I offered that help to the Spic too.
I was banned more often than not, so fuck both of them. Now? They can fuck around with the panel for hours, since that's all they do. Same with the Chink.
Never even heard of Filezilla? Figure it out yourself, assholes.
I did figure it out. How long did you play around with the admin panel before you released your forum to the public? How do you remove the requirement for a forum image to allow name change?
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The Flea Trap / Re: Here we go
June 14, 2023, 07:34:45 PM
No we didn't do that. It must be left over. I will check it out and see what I can do.
I thought you meant it that way. It is all good. It is back.
Some of these things I didn't mess with before. I am slowly learning.
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The Flea Trap / Re: Here we go
June 14, 2023, 07:27:00 PM
Opened this back up. Will be merging it with Flea Trap soon.
I see you made it so folks cannot see the NC sub unless they are logged in, Copying BF eh.
No we didn't do that. It must be left over. I will check it out and see what I can do.
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