MOM, I am working undercover for Flame Truth News and King Martini is going to be coming out with this amazing new website.
Why you attacking him??????
I downloaded all fifty of his podcasts and one and a half were funny. That must mean something, right?
Just stop, ok.
Regan, how many times do I have to tell you to stop messing around on these "flame" boards you god dam little stinker!!
I am so pissed off at you right now!!!
Are you planning on dating this King "Flame Icon" Martini guy??
I will be damned if I allow you to date such an idiot, I don't care how many fucking podcasts he makes.
Did you read about how his last date went???
Do you want a Nintendo Switch that fucking bad?
I will just waste the money I was saving for your college education and buy you a stupid Nintendo Switch if it means you will stop palling around this "Flame Icon" asshole.
I just about had it with you today!!!
