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#1
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
August 14, 2022, 09:50:39 PMThat will undoubtedly fill the house and cause women to faint in the aisles.
#2
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
August 14, 2022, 09:25:00 PM
What do you expect from BF, David Chappelle-level humor and dynamic and innovative prose?
You knuckleheads, these are troll sites, and those Uncle Dilf scat gifs are what you deserve.
You need to lower your expectations
How low are you prepared to go, mister?
Instead of posting or reading the site, just start licking the screen for 20 minutes. Removing the C from clicker, results in Bastard Factory the licker game.
Why not just drag your sweaty balls across a keyboard and hope for the best, It's very feasible that technique will result in a semi-readable post.
#3
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
August 14, 2022, 09:08:07 PMYou knuckleheads, these are troll sites, and those Uncle Dilf scat gifs are what you deserve.
#4
The Guest Nest / Re: Poofer or Joe: Who is more of a pathological liar?
August 13, 2022, 11:26:53 PMSpending all of your internet time interacting with folks who label themselves trolls or flamers is extremely puzzling unless you have no other interests but to participate in unending drama and name calling. So many of these flamers boast about their abilities but never leave the safety of the so-called "community." Perhaps the concept of generating something that will be appraised by others who are not participating in these frivolous bouts of false bravado and vituperations is too much for their feeble egos to endure.
The most important skill for these so called "flamers" is being able to fake confidence, so that, despite the fact that they are writing absolute shit, they can convince everyone that it does not stink. It's also ludicrous that some of these fools claim they are beating up others on these forums.
Or proving their worth, whatever that entails. What better way to wow an audience of clowns than to act like an even bigger clown. It's all a bit delusional.
It's similar to the porn industry in that flamers are great at sucking a lot but that it isn't a skill that mainstream cinema is searching for. Hardly any of these trolls or flamers would survive on a popular creative writing website, it's simply not in their skill set.
#5
The Flea Trap / Re: There will be consequences
August 09, 2022, 09:19:37 PM
If you people don't stop making fun of me I'm going to @bastard factory each and every one of you at bastard factory
you've been warned
How unfortunate that there is such a lack of entertaining topics in this subforum that you were forced to establish a phony guest account of this Oak person, who does not appear to post here anymore.
Is that like making a dummy of a politician and then dragging it through the streets, punching and yelling insults at it?
Your maturity level has not progressed beyond toilet training.
#6
The Flea Trap / Re: There will be consequences
August 09, 2022, 09:06:52 PM #7
The Flea Trap / Re: Post your own photos here thread
August 09, 2022, 08:40:38 PM
#8
The Flea Trap / Re: Do you consider yourself to be…
August 05, 2022, 10:34:05 AMBeneath your manufactured personality, your artificial reality, is a writhing, twisted mess of loathing, hypocrisy, shallowness, stupidity. All thrashing to escape the feeble hold of their host, seeping through every little pore they can find. Starving you of all reason and self awareness. All that remains is an empty husk living on an internet forum.
You are all far too ignorant to be genuinely evil, which requires cunning and forethought.
As for me, I'm an angel living in the garden of evil. Screwed up, scared, covering my shame in beautiful metaphors.
#9
The Flea Trap / Re: That admin spammer at BF
August 05, 2022, 10:24:03 AM
Poppy is a seventy year old man
Benzo said he's been posting alongside this trannie for over 20 years...
And to my knowledge he's around 60, so saying Poopy is 70 is a pretty fair assumption.
Heck, Aidsman's age was accidentally revealed, and he's in his 70's.... so old people who use these forums isn't exactly an unusual occurrence.
Bricktop and Hollygay are old fossils too.... pity Brick left, what happened to him by the way?
Seriously, is that the best your tiny minds could come up with? It's no surprise that you all sound like retired cartoon characters.
Your wacky theories are amusing in their stupidity.
On the other hand, our family should be relieved that our personal information has not been disseminated around these unsavory sites. Unlike most of you, we believe it is quite insane to publish personal information or photos on any site that is inhabited by trolls and contains images and videos of people eating shit. That you cretins have no issue with doing just that, explains a lot.
So you might as well keep posting this nonsense. You may also wanna change things up every once in awhile with a few others, such as Regan is a 70-year-old guy from Sweden named Steve.
Regan is a transsexual man who tucks his dick and shops at charity shops for wigs.
I am Regan's sister and the Poppy persona is part of my writing at another website but sadly, I perished in a railway accident.
According to Bastard Factory, we were both kicked out of our parents house because we're useless shitbags and are currently living in Subsidized Housing.
I'm sure your creative minds can come up with even more intriguing tales, correct?
Why haven't I been thrown out of this magnificent sub basement yet? That was supposed to be on the agenda, wasn't it?
Then everyone was to sit back and watch as I broke down in tears since I could no longer post among such distinguished academics that frequent this tiny forum.
#10
The Flea Trap / Re: That admin spammer at BF
August 02, 2022, 07:20:29 PM
I don't believe it's two people. Just one shut in with major identity issues.
So is this the part of the conversation where I blow in your ear and you thank me for a refill?
I could prove who I am with a simple link to an Amazon book, but given that you cretins enjoy dressing up in animal skins and cannibalizing each other like the characters in Yellow Jackets, I think not.
Some guttersnipes' belief about who I am or am not is irrelevant to me.
#11
The Flea Trap / Re: That admin spammer at BF
August 01, 2022, 10:54:24 PM
One of the people on the Poppy account is a certifiable retard...
I think it's likely just one person, but they're a full blown schizo with multiple personalities.
If what Benzo said is correct, the guy lives in some kind of government subsidised home for retards.ac_lmfao
I don't know you or Benzo from a hole in the wall.
I really hope you're a sweet Jewish woman working covertly for the Anti-Defamation League.
You've got the swagger of an illiterate white nationalist going. Your belief system is incredibly twisted and not grounded in reality. It's a pretty convincing performance.
If this isn't an act, you're simply another of the internet's innumerable racist troglodytes.
#12
The Flea Trap / Re: That admin spammer at BF
August 01, 2022, 10:51:43 PM
Poppy or Regan has a screw loose....
So you're the first person to survive a chimp brain transplant. That implies you'll have to beat on your keyboard indefinitely in order to compose something intelligent.
I'm not willing to wait that long.
#13
The Flea Trap / Re: That admin spammer at BF
July 30, 2022, 09:24:03 PM
Who the fuck is Emily, you gawddamn weirdo?
You not only wear idiocy, but you also go up and down the runway modeling it.
Va te faire foutre.
#14
The Flea Trap / Re: That admin spammer at BF
July 30, 2022, 09:08:33 PMYou also posted a screenshot of the emoticon massacre as if it carried the same emotional excitement as taking a selfie with a celebrity.
Have you considered that Emily has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and that clicking emoticons is an outlet for it?
Of course not, you ignorant fools.
#15
The Flea Trap / Re: Forty Years of Alcohol and Drug Addiction
July 30, 2022, 09:07:21 PM
Gary, your feathers look gorgeous after all of that self-preening.
<blush>
Awww, you really think so?
I've decided maybe I like you after all.
Flattery may not take you everywhere but it seems to have taken you off my "filet on sight" list so... win.
Until next time, you sweet-talker you.
Gary, you are so thoughtful.
All of that coffee must keep you grounded in aromatic tranquility.
I'll shall raise your intellectual level to that of a proud graduate of one of those online institutions that provide printed diplomas.