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#1
The Flea Trap / Re: The meaning behind Father Figure
January 26, 2023, 09:11:44 AM
This thread has the stank of Ghey all over it.



Get back to figuring out whether an Oona Loompa gives good head and raise some real issues fuckstains.
#2
The Flea Trap / Re: How many boys were found in Seamajor’s basement?
January 25, 2023, 02:46:46 PM
This is one of those trick questions innit?



The answer (whatever it is) contains a fraction due to pedo barbeque night.
#3
The Flea Trap / Re: A lot of cute dudes are gay
January 25, 2023, 02:44:10 PM
Fortunately, most of the good-looking 'Lipstick Lesbians' are bi enough to suck a dick every now and then.



I wouldn't be without em
#4
The Flea Trap / Re: Now hubby is positive
January 25, 2023, 02:41:53 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=492436 time=1674660906 user_id=2845
Quote from: "Teh Scoundrel" post_id=492431 time=1674659393 user_id=3364
When I saw the title of the thread I presumed it referred to Mr Flea being patient zero for Monkey Pox.






Asshole!


Not really my fault you're a walking petri dish with a vagina producing enough yeast to run a micro brewery now is it?
#5
The Flea Trap / Re: Welcome Teh Scoundrel
January 25, 2023, 02:39:12 PM
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=492449 time=1674670973 user_id=1728
Scoundy you tree hugger, where you been hiding?  I was worried that you'd overdone it on the magic mushrooms and Green party propaganda again.


I have a batch of Jedi Mind Fuck just getting ready to crop. My first bash at growing shroons. There are trees that need hugging ya know
#6
The Flea Trap / Re: Now hubby is positive
January 25, 2023, 10:09:53 AM
When I saw the title of the thread I presumed it referred to Mr Flea being patient zero for Monkey Pox.
#7
The Flea Trap / Re: Welcome Teh Scoundrel
January 25, 2023, 10:07:24 AM
There is only one Scoundrel. The Teh bit eas because the nic had already been registered by some interloper.



They will be found and dealt with severely
#8
The Flea Trap / Re: Welcome Teh Scoundrel
January 25, 2023, 09:58:30 AM
I hereby promise to uphold the virtues for which I am known and will denigrate and deride all with equal contempt.
#9
The Flea Trap / Re: Seriously...
January 25, 2023, 09:29:24 AM
I believe light bulbs are a favourite anal influx toy.



I mean. Really. What do you expect will happen?
#10
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
January 25, 2023, 09:26:42 AM
I heard a rumor that Flea is really Cunt in a mini skirt
#11
The Flea Trap / Re: What are you doing?
January 25, 2023, 09:25:15 AM
I've currently got my dick rammed in a lifelike vibrating rubber vagina.



It's like fucking Flea but with Parkinsons
#12
Art, Hard Rock & Harmony / Re: Music you are jamming too thread
January 25, 2023, 09:22:32 AM
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#13
Art, Hard Rock & Harmony / Re: Music you are jamming too thread
January 24, 2023, 06:36:16 PM
Am I jamming too or jamming to? One has moar cowbell
#14
The Flea Trap / Re: Question for Erica: if you were single, would you date a middle aged Asian nerd
May 20, 2022, 02:14:00 PM
To the OP



I would have thought it would depend on whether the nerd had VC funding for his Silicon Valley startup or if he's an Uber driver with too many pine cone air fresheners,
#15
The Flea Trap / Re: It’s FRIDAY
May 20, 2022, 12:58:59 PM
Flea loves me so I expect Hot Chocolate and biscuits at bedtime
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