Quote from: Shen Li on April 27, 2026, 11:38:29 PMMost men like it.

Gross.
Do they even know that's where the poop comes out?

Someone needs to have a serious talk with "most men".

Quote from: Reggie Essent on Today at 12:53:33 AMWell, she is a tiny Chink.  They're like porcelain dolls.

I'd probably snap her in half before I shot on her sideways clit. That would be rather disappointing. It wouldn't stop me from finishing of course. And as an added bonus, I won't even need to clean her off.

But then there'd be DNA evidence. It would bring the cops right to my front door. Clearly they'd see it as an accident when they consuder her small size and my massive girth? Am I overthinking this?

Quote from: wizer on Today at 12:52:21 AMI would think that would exacerbate the problem. I'd probably take out her pancreas.

Well, she is a tiny Chink.  They're like porcelain dolls.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on Today at 12:38:43 AMI think you just turn her on her side.

I would think that would exacerbate the problem. I'd probably take out her pancreas.

Quote from: wizer on Today at 12:31:21 AMI don't like sideways pussy like yours with everything going horizontal as compared to vertical.

When guys fuck you do they bang into one of your kidneys?

I think you just turn her on her side.

Quote from: Shen Li on Today at 12:27:34 AMI also know that most men like pussy. Excluding you of course.

I don't like sideways pussy like yours with everything going horizontal as compared to vertical.

When guys fuck you do they bang into one of your kidneys?

Quote from: Dove on April 27, 2026, 11:34:30 PMSeriously I dont understand the butt stuff. I really dont. Nothing with a female butthole is built for female sexual pleasure. The good Lord gave us genitals for that. Anything going in the butthole is just gonna be painful....there are NO nerves there that would stimulate any sort of sexual pleasure.

So why would a woman claim she gets off on it? Unless she has some serious emotional problems or she's lying?

In my experience over a 5 decade career of various sexual exploits, at least a half a dozen women either had prior anal sex experience or were interested in trying it. My ex-wife falls into the latter group and she, as with literally every other woman who had done it would regularly ask me for it even though I didn't really care all that much if anything the possibility of an unwanted surprise upon withdrawal was a turn off for me and there were a few of those along the way.

Quote from: wizer on Today at 12:25:47 AMHow would you know that "most men like it" unless you fucked "most men".

Wait nevermind I just answered my own question

I also know that most men like pussy. Excluding you of course.

Quote from: Shen Li on April 27, 2026, 11:38:29 PMMost men like it.

How would you know that "most men like it" unless you fucked "most men".

Wait nevermind I just answered my own question

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on April 27, 2026, 01:23:59 PMNo sir, I did not eat that rhinoceroses out and there aren't enough drugs and alcohol on the planet that could persuaded me to do otherwise.


sitting on my face... ugh.... I didn't even want her sitting in my Audi as I could hear the suspension crackling under the load... imagine my face? 

Well that's a relief because I didn't share with you a related fact which is, as you know, just before a person dies, their life flashes before their eyes in a series of random visual photos. Had you eaten out Murdock what you had seen back then would have been one of the last things you'd EVER see. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.