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avatar_Biggie Smiles
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
Last post by Biggie Smiles - Today at 02:57:20 PM
Quote from: It's Poppy on Today at 02:49:16 PMOne woman inmate stood out, she resembled a Woodstock Witch mixed with a Charles Manson groupie. She had clumsily carved "Trump Sucks" using a dinner fork onto her forehead and was raving nonstop about his presidency. The few other women I observed were all snaggle-toothed beats trudging around like giants from Greek mythology searching for Kentucky fried chicken buckets to devour.



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#12
avatar_It's Poppy
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
Last post by It's Poppy - Today at 02:49:16 PM
I recently got an Uber to drive me over to The Bastard Factory and would like to post a review.

I would not be exaggerating in saying that forum appears to be modeled and run like an 18th-century institution for severely disabled persons.

The first thing that leaps out is the nonstop cacophony of infantile babbling from the elderly inmates, all of whom appear dirty and covered in their own feces. A man named jackassass could be seen gyrating around like he was having numerous seizures while laughing wildly. He was clad in a huge diaper held up by an ammunition belt stuffed with binkies. I saw him parading through the halls like a Temu version of Napoleon, spitting out non sequiturs and innumerable kindergarten level insults. I later learned he was a legendary "Troll King", whatever the fuck that is.


Another man wearing a bright pink shirt rode a stationary bike nonstop, claiming to be delivering door-dash meals to his fellow inmates.

One woman inmate stood out, she resembled a Woodstock Witch mixed with a Charles Manson groupie. She had clumsily carved "Trump Sucks" using a dinner fork onto her forehead and was raving nonstop about his presidency. The few other women I observed were all snaggle-toothed beats trudging around like giants from Greek mythology searching for Kentucky fried chicken buckets to devour.

The rest of the miscreants were more cliche than actual human people, you had the chronic masturbators synchronously slapping their little peckers oblivious to anything else. You had people that could best be characterized as generic supermarket cereal, more like place holders to make the institution look a lot more crowded than it really was. Their major function was to shit on the floor, and the more shit they produced, the happier the owner became. The owner was also photographing the shit for some strange reason.

Speaking about the owner, he stood motionless in a dark part of the building moaning about the lack of donations he was receiving. He claimed he was doing God's work by sheltering these useless degenerates and offering them a simulated life. To accentuate this accomplishment, he shouted "Good morning," and every single inhabitant within earshot  swiveled their heads like automatons, stared straight at the owner with dead eyes and shouted "Good Morning" right back at him. It chilled me to my bones and I quickly thanked him for his time and left.
#13
avatar_J E B Stuart
Art, Hard Rock & Harmony / Re: Country
Last post by J E B Stuart - Today at 02:19:47 PM
"Truck Drivin' Man" is a country classic written by Terry Fell, who was originally from Dora, Alabama. Since covered too many times to count, it was originally released in 1954 under the name of Terry Fell & The Fellers.  An interesting factoid is that the legendary Buck Owens, band member at the time, provided the harmony vocals:


Amen.
#14
avatar_Biggie Smiles
The Guest Nest / Re: So how's the Blue Cashew d...
Last post by Biggie Smiles - Today at 02:19:39 PM
Quote from: JOE on Today at 01:36:16 PMHaven't posted here in a while so jes checkin' in.


really? Hadn't noticed
#15
avatar_Biggie Smiles
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
Last post by Biggie Smiles - Today at 02:18:50 PM
Quote from: deport_liberals on Today at 01:05:37 PMAdminge, jackassass, and seamajor form an axis of perversion and degeneracy.

Does the Porkasaurus still lead them around like good little lemmings?
#16
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The Guest Nest / Re: So how's the Blue Cashew d...
Last post by Thiel - Today at 01:43:13 PM
Quote from: JOE on Today at 01:36:16 PMHow goes it Blue Cashew?

...how's the regular Gang of 5 or 6?

Haven't posted here in a while so jes checkin' in.

Have you managed to grow your user base yet?

I'm havin' a whale of a time over at BF.

Their User base seems healthy & s growing its members.

They steadily get and receive donations including me.

You folks here at the Blue Cashew might follow their business model.

Seems ta work, eh?
Hello Sugarbuns. You check in here everyday on my computer while I am at work so you know how things are. 

Since you want to be here so badly you should forego chocolate covered gold coins for two months and pay your posting fees.

#17
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The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
Last post by Thiel - Today at 01:40:50 PM
Quote from: deport_liberals on Today at 01:05:37 PMAdminge, jackassass, and seamajor form an axis of perversion and degeneracy.
I could never understand Seamajor's incoherent ramblings.
#18
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The Guest Nest / So how's the Blue Cashew doing...
Last post by JOE - Today at 01:36:16 PM
How goes it Blue Cashew?

...how's the regular Gang of 5 or 6?

Haven't posted here in a while so jes checkin' in.

Have you managed to grow your user base yet?

I'm havin' a whale of a time over at BF.

Their User base seems healthy & s growing its members.

They steadily get and receive donations including me.

You folks here at the Blue Cashew might follow their business model.

Seems ta work, eh?
#19
avatar_deport_liberals
The Flea Trap / Re: Forum gossip thread
Last post by deport_liberals - Today at 01:05:37 PM
Adminge, jackass, and seamajor form an axis of perversion and degeneracy.
#20
avatar_Brent
The Flea Trap / Re: This n that
Last post by Brent - Today at 12:06:27 PM
Quote from: DKG on Today at 09:47:59 AMIt takes more fossil fuel energy to make a gallon of corn ethanol than a gallon of gasoline.

In 2005 and 2007, Congress passed the Energy Policy and Energy Independence and Security Acts that together created the Renewable Fuel Standard program. RFS had three stated objectives: to improve U.S. energy security, to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, and to support rural economies and agricultural development.

Instead, RFS has increased motor fuel prices, increased food prices, put millions of carbon-sequestering acres of land into intensive cultivation, increased greenhouse gas emissions and air pollution, and increased water consumption and pollution.

The gallons of U.S. gasoline displaced by federal ethanol blending mandates are being exported to Mexico and other nations. The great success of RFS has been the hand of the government transferring wealth from motorists to big agriculture corporations.
Ethanol mandates causes food scarcity.