Wow!  Joe certainly has a hard on for old Herman.  On Christmas Morning no less.

Look Joe, old buddy, when we get old everything falls away and we're, like, what the fuck!  You just gotta deal with it.

Stop being a loser fuck and be funny.  I know you can do it because you've made me laugh many times.  Stop trying so hard.

Merry Christmas, Old Joe.

Quote from: DKG on December 24, 2025, 07:42:10 PMI saw Joe posted two new threads about existing topic threads. I know that must have been an honest oversight so I did him a favour and merged them.

You are welcome Joe. And Merry Christmas to you and Thiel.

this is my salute to your dear Friend Herman, DKG:


I honour his past service to Our Country.

I am fully aware that cleaning toilets was a difficult task for him.

Quote from: DKG on December 24, 2025, 08:10:10 PMI have only skimmed articles about Nicki Minaj's fallout with the left.

AFAIK the tranny shit became too much for her.

Quote from: Lokmar on December 24, 2025, 01:33:05 PMThey told me I had to leave it wrapped for 5 days. I'm a real oily motherfucker, especially my big head. My son in law is an ER doc and is always giving me shit about not listening to doctors. Anyway. after I got that shit impaction fixed, I had to have a shower. Unwrapped it, squirted the Hybicleanse orange shit all over it, had my shower, then sprayed it down with peroxide, then alcohol.

My son in law gave me shit of course, but I told him I kept a sterile field at all times with a continuous piss stream running down that leg. He also asked me why I used Hybicleanse, peroxide, and alcohol. Told him "Triple antibiotic!"

 

OMG, showering, that's one of my concerns lol, figured I have to whore bathe lol. And I hear the brace is huge, and keeps the leg locked straight, like how am I gonna shit or even put on my socks lol.

Quote from: formosan on December 24, 2025, 10:37:56 AMHow exciting Blazor.....you'll have such a lovely night.

Was 10 lol. Food was awesome, and plenty, folks took a plate home.

All that I have leftover is a lil turkey and a lil ham lol, and desserts. Of course I saved the ham bone in the freezer, to make a batch of pinto beans in a month or two.

Quote from: Lokmar on December 23, 2025, 11:52:02 PMYea, right leg inside. They trimmed off a flap, cleaned off some raggedness, and removed some arthritis behind the kneecap. Doc said it was pretty routine.

It looks like I have two large gauge needle holes dead center of the right side, then the bigger holes are to the left and right of the kneecap. 3 holes toward the inside, two on the outside. All have been stitched back together.

With a torn ligament, I bet you'll be down for a while. Ice and elevation will be your friends! They have me taking a baby aspirin for blood clot risk. No driving for 2 weeks.

The swelling is what gets to me now. If I dont prop it up every couple of hours, it swells.

Oh dang!

I should be able to drive, its my left leg lol. I hope anyway!

Yeah when this happened I had to keep it elevated or it would swell, I figured same for this. I ordered lots of DVDs lol.

I do the RICE method... without the ice.... just like my whiskey lol.

Quote from: Shen Li on December 24, 2025, 12:23:54 AMShe said she was born January 1960. Mom was born July 1961.

My mom was late 1960.

Quote from: Lokmar on December 24, 2025, 10:54:26 PMI have some real sad nooze 4 U, josephine. At nearly 60, I wake up just about every morning with a fukin boner. Not simply a chub, mind YUO. I'm talking full on blue vein throbbin piss boner! I pin the wife down, eat her box till it throbs, then pummel it till I spew a hawt load in it. I bet I aint pulled out in 20+ years now!

Man ass wouldnt even compare with my ex's smelly, nasty cum dumpster.

Sucks to suck, faggit!

You must be addressing your post to Herman since he wrote it.

Im the Real Joe Lokmar

But too bad Herman wont even live to be as old as Caskur was when she passed.

I enjoy the royalty cheques Herman is providing me. Too bad he wont be able to....Lokmar!

That stupid fauxhawk nigger needs to be flushed down a storm drain! FACT!

Quote from: JOE. on December 23, 2025, 08:43:51 PMWhy I can't I keep reminding him every ten minutes with a new thread that I want his cock in my ass.

I have some real sad nooze 4 U, josephine. At nearly 60, I wake up just about every morning with a fukin boner. Not simply a chub, mind YUO. I'm talking full on blue vein throbbin piss boner! I pin the wife down, eat her box till it throbs, then pummel it till I spew a hawt load in it. I bet I aint pulled out in 20+ years now!

Man ass wouldnt even compare with my ex's smelly, nasty cum dumpster.

Sucks to suck, faggit!