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#79
Tampon Tim's type of police chief.
�Little Bitty Pretty One · Thurston Harris & The Sharps
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — As "mostly peaceful" protesters turned federal vehicles into scrap metal pinatas, complete with stolen rifles as prizes, Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara was caught in a compromising position: meticulously applying a fresh coat of "Crimson Chaos" nail polish at his desk. Our crack reporter Mike Litzwet ambushed the chief mid-manicure for some hard-hitting questions.
"Don't you think it's time to, you know, do your job while mobs are looting ICE trucks and playing hot potato with government firearms?" pressed Litzwet, dodging a flying glitter bomb from the chief's beauty kit.
O'Hara blew on his wet nails and rolled his eyes. "Look, Mike, I've got priorities. These cuticles aren't going to buff themselves. Besides, we're a sanctuary city—sanctuary from all that pesky federal drama. Last time my officers tried to help, they got pelted with fireworks and rocks. Do you know what that does to a uniform? Wrinkles everywhere!"
Eyewitnesses report the chaos escalated when protesters, chanting for justice, decided to "redistribute" a rifle and ammo from an unattended DHS SUV, all while O'Hara's team stood by like statues at a spa retreat. "We're not escorting ICE unless there's a real threat—like, to our coffee break," O'Hara added, admiring his sparkle in a pocket mirror. "Let the feds handle their own mess. I've got a pedicure scheduled next."
Governor Tim Walz, when asked for comment, simply shrugged and said, "Brian's nails look fabulous." President Trump, however, fired off a tweet: "O'HARA IS A DISASTER! More interested in polish than policing! Sending Marines—with nail clippers!"
As the city smolders and "peaceful" crowds eye the next federal target, one thing's clear: Chief O'Hara's got the shiniest digits in law enforcement. Who needs backup when you've got beauty?
�Little Bitty Pretty One · Thurston Harris & The Sharps
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — As "mostly peaceful" protesters turned federal vehicles into scrap metal pinatas, complete with stolen rifles as prizes, Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara was caught in a compromising position: meticulously applying a fresh coat of "Crimson Chaos" nail polish at his desk. Our crack reporter Mike Litzwet ambushed the chief mid-manicure for some hard-hitting questions.
"Don't you think it's time to, you know, do your job while mobs are looting ICE trucks and playing hot potato with government firearms?" pressed Litzwet, dodging a flying glitter bomb from the chief's beauty kit.
O'Hara blew on his wet nails and rolled his eyes. "Look, Mike, I've got priorities. These cuticles aren't going to buff themselves. Besides, we're a sanctuary city—sanctuary from all that pesky federal drama. Last time my officers tried to help, they got pelted with fireworks and rocks. Do you know what that does to a uniform? Wrinkles everywhere!"
Eyewitnesses report the chaos escalated when protesters, chanting for justice, decided to "redistribute" a rifle and ammo from an unattended DHS SUV, all while O'Hara's team stood by like statues at a spa retreat. "We're not escorting ICE unless there's a real threat—like, to our coffee break," O'Hara added, admiring his sparkle in a pocket mirror. "Let the feds handle their own mess. I've got a pedicure scheduled next."
Governor Tim Walz, when asked for comment, simply shrugged and said, "Brian's nails look fabulous." President Trump, however, fired off a tweet: "O'HARA IS A DISASTER! More interested in polish than policing! Sending Marines—with nail clippers!"
As the city smolders and "peaceful" crowds eye the next federal target, one thing's clear: Chief O'Hara's got the shiniest digits in law enforcement. Who needs backup when you've got beauty?
#80
I have a short attention span. But, it looks like they support the administration's immigration policies.