Quote from: wizer on April 28, 2026, 12:28:36 AMIn my experience over a 5 decade career of various sexual exploits, at least a half a dozen women either had prior anal sex experience or were interested in trying it. My ex-wife falls into the latter group and she, as with literally every other woman who had done it would regularly ask me for it even though I didn't really care all that much if anything the possibility of an unwanted surprise upon withdrawal was a turn off for me and there were a few of those along the way.

 I have a whole theory on this being more about dating dynamics than genuine desire.

 I could be wrong but I refuse to believe there is a substantial amount of women who actually want that. Or enjoy it.

 I mean. We have a clitorus. I cannot even fathom being in a state of arousal....and wanting him to just bypass the clitorus and instead just go and tear up my asshole. The one part of my body that induces anxiety if anything touches it.

 Plus as you said, it's a microbial nightmare. Even "clean" there is fecal matter and bacteria that WILL enter the dick hole and that CAN and likely will be transferred to the vagina.

 Even if I was willing to get past the blinding pain of stretching an orfice....a vulnerable orfice...well past the point its designed to stretch, id be laying there just thinking about all the e coli and wondering how much boric acid i have in the cabinet. Wondering what this is going to do to my PH and knowing I'm probably not going to let him penetrate me again for at least a week until I know no infection will happen.

 I'd feel absolutely filthy and NOT in some hot, sexy way.

 Now I can understand men being into having their prostate stimulated. And that CAN be done without putting anything into his asshole......if you know anatomy well enough. I dont care about going in but I know how to do it both ways.

 THAT i can comprehend. But women? All we have down there is a poop chute lol. ALL the fun stuff is in a neat and nice package called the vagina lol.

Quote from: Shen Li on April 27, 2026, 11:38:29 PMMost men like it.

Yes I have been hounded on this by a ex or two. I have maintained and guarded my anal purity.

Thankfully my man has absolutely zero interest in my butt hole.  He doesn't understand the butt stuff at all either so we are very compatible here lol.

I feel for the women who love the butt men, who have chosen to bite the pillow and hope their tears are not noticed lol.

Quote from: Shen Li on April 27, 2026, 11:38:29 PMMost men like it.

Gross.
Do they even know that's where the poop comes out?

Someone needs to have a serious talk with "most men".

Quote from: Reggie Essent on April 28, 2026, 12:53:33 AMWell, she is a tiny Chink.  They're like porcelain dolls.

I'd probably snap her in half before I shot on her sideways clit. That would be rather disappointing. It wouldn't stop me from finishing of course. And as an added bonus, I won't even need to clean her off.

But then there'd be DNA evidence. It would bring the cops right to my front door. Clearly they'd see it as an accident when they consuder her small size and my massive girth? Am I overthinking this?

Quote from: wizer on April 28, 2026, 12:52:21 AMI would think that would exacerbate the problem. I'd probably take out her pancreas.

Well, she is a tiny Chink.  They're like porcelain dolls.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on April 28, 2026, 12:38:43 AMI think you just turn her on her side.

I would think that would exacerbate the problem. I'd probably take out her pancreas.

Quote from: wizer on April 28, 2026, 12:31:21 AMI don't like sideways pussy like yours with everything going horizontal as compared to vertical.

When guys fuck you do they bang into one of your kidneys?

I think you just turn her on her side.

Quote from: Shen Li on April 28, 2026, 12:27:34 AMI also know that most men like pussy. Excluding you of course.

I don't like sideways pussy like yours with everything going horizontal as compared to vertical.

When guys fuck you do they bang into one of your kidneys?

Quote from: Dove on April 27, 2026, 11:34:30 PMSeriously I dont understand the butt stuff. I really dont. Nothing with a female butthole is built for female sexual pleasure. The good Lord gave us genitals for that. Anything going in the butthole is just gonna be painful....there are NO nerves there that would stimulate any sort of sexual pleasure.

So why would a woman claim she gets off on it? Unless she has some serious emotional problems or she's lying?

In my experience over a 5 decade career of various sexual exploits, at least a half a dozen women either had prior anal sex experience or were interested in trying it. My ex-wife falls into the latter group and she, as with literally every other woman who had done it would regularly ask me for it even though I didn't really care all that much if anything the possibility of an unwanted surprise upon withdrawal was a turn off for me and there were a few of those along the way.

Quote from: wizer on April 28, 2026, 12:25:47 AMHow would you know that "most men like it" unless you fucked "most men".

Wait nevermind I just answered my own question

I also know that most men like pussy. Excluding you of course.