Quote from: wizer on April 26, 2026, 09:20:29 AMI saw that, at least the first few words and then rapidly scrolled past while an old phrase popped into my head "Some things are better left to private messaging"

Hahahahahahaa... my God, I wasn't serious I'll have you know! I'm a married man.
 

I get the feeling that the leftist mob are going to get a bit of a hiding in the months to come. That's way too many assassination attempts for one president! MAGA...

Quote from: Lab Flaker on April 26, 2026, 09:18:03 AM"Who were present"is often the driving force behind my witticisms and larrikinismism. Like when I was telling the story about anally fisting Trump's Niece with my lubed-up forearm.

I saw that, at least the first few words and then rapidly scrolled past while an old phrase popped into my head "Some things are better left to private messaging"

Quote from: wizer on April 26, 2026, 09:12:19 AMI scrolled back as well and reread your questions. I also re-educated myself on the exact meaning of rhetorical questions even though I know what a rhetorical question is and I have frequently used the phrase "is that a rhetorical question" while employing my usual sarcasm and dry wit.

That much said, after bringing up this subject during this mornings conference call, the unanimous opinion of all who were present is that your questions were legitimately seeking answers.

"Who were present"is often the driving force behind my witticisms and larrikinismism. Like when I was telling the story about anally fisting Trump's Niece with my lubed-up forearm. She was online at the time and I thought that she might get a little hot around the collar...or perhaps a tad moist! Innit!?
 

Quote from: Lab Flaker on April 26, 2026, 08:36:16 AMGee wiz...I had to scroll back and check. Those were mostly rhetorical questions. I think "innit?" was a legitimate question, but who really knows? 

I scrolled back as well and reread your questions. I also re-educated myself on the exact meaning of rhetorical questions even though I know what a rhetorical question is and I have frequently used the phrase "is that a rhetorical question" while employing my usual sarcasm and dry wit.

That much said, after bringing up this subject during this mornings conference call, the unanimous opinion of all who were present is that your questions were legitimately seeking answers.

Quote from: wizer on April 26, 2026, 09:07:31 AMWhy would a chicken disguised as the Easter Bunny compel us to eat more rabbit? If anything it would be a deterrent.

I'm kidding around.  Conspiracies suck.

Quote from: Prof Emeritus at Fawk U on April 26, 2026, 08:51:44 AMI believe the Easter bunny is really a disguised chicken trying to get us to eat more rabbit meat.

And the Jews are involved in it.

Why would a chicken disguised as the Easter Bunny compel us to eat more rabbit? If anything it would be a deterrent.

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on April 26, 2026, 08:31:37 AMyou forgot flat earth

I actually didn't forget but the list was getting too long for the point I was trying to make and I just had to leave some room for Santa.

Quote from: wizer on April 26, 2026, 07:43:34 AMDo you believe in BigFoots, the Moon Landings being a hoax, 911 being a secret US government conspiracy, or Santa Claus?

I'm working a theory

Hey...hold on a sec! Santa Claus was real. Saint Nicholas of Myra was a Greek-Christian bishop in the 4th Century, known for his generosity and kindness to the less fortunate.
True story...

Quote from: wizer on April 26, 2026, 07:43:34 AMDo you believe in BigFoots, the Moon Landings being a hoax, 911 being a secret US government conspiracy, or Santa Claus?

I'm working a theory

I believe the Easter bunny is really a disguised chicken trying to get us to eat more rabbit meat.

And the Jews are involved in it.