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There will be a new Top Gun movie

Started by Vancouver, February 25, 2019, 11:30:20 PM

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Vancouver

A sequel to the 1986 Top Gun movie is in works.



There's a slight problem with the actress who played Tom Cruise's lover in the original film.

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Time is malleable

Gaon

The Russian Rock It

Frood

Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"Yuck. Take my breath away.

 :roll:

Anonymous

Quote from: "TheVancouverGuy"A sequel to the 1986 Top Gun movie is in works.



There's a slight problem with the actress who played Tom Cruise's lover in the original film.

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Jesus H. What the hell happened to her.

Bricktop

What happens to most women when the makeup comes off, the hair returns to normal, and the pizzas wreak havoc.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"What happens to most women when the makeup comes off, the hair returns to normal, and the pizzas wreak havoc.

It doesn't have to be that way..



Although we can't ignore genetics.

Bricktop

Rest assured, the ravages of time will strike you and everyone else in the forum.



There is no escape.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Rest assured, the ravages of time will strike you and everyone else in the forum.



There is no escape.

We accept that..



It will creep on some of us faster than others.

Bricktop

So, I go to my physician last week for my bi-annual check up.



Did the cardiograph...my pulse is too SLOW!!!!



Now, I thought a slow pulse is a good thing. For many years I was hyper fit, and my pulse was always slower than average by some margin.



He tells me that a slow pulse "at my age" is potentially a sign of heart disease.



You can't win.

Frood

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"What happens to most women when the makeup comes off, the hair returns to normal, and the pizzas wreak havoc.

It doesn't have to be that way..



Although we can't ignore genetics.


Her genetics are horrific and her diet doesn't appear much better.



Tom Cruise dodged a bullet with that hook up.
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Rest assured, the ravages of time will strike you and everyone else in the forum.



There is no escape.

We accept that..



It will creep on some of us faster than others.

Like the Top Gun actress.

Bricktop

The girl is 61!!!



Wait til YOU reach that age...you won't be an oil painting either...



(Her birthday is the same as mine)

Frood

Blahhhhhh...

Bricktop

Son, based on the pictures we've seen of you in your forties, my advice would be to shave your head, get a tattoo of Tom Cruise's face on the back of your skull, and walk backwards well before you reach 60.



It's not going to be pretty.