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This just in; donuts affect your ability to drive.

Started by Bricktop, June 01, 2019, 07:52:08 PM

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Bricktop

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You can't make this shit up.



Krispy Kreme will be going out of business.

Anonymous

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You can't make this shit up.



Krispy Kreme will be going out of business.

She blames the doughnut and not the alcohol she drank.

Bricktop

Yes. Do not eat donuts and drive is clearly the message.

Gaon

Quote from: "Bricktop"Yes. Do not eat donuts and drive is clearly the message.

The sugar in them can impair the driver's ability to safely operate a vehicle. :laugh3:
The Russian Rock It

Berry Sweet

Ive heard of people whose bodies can turn sugar into alcohol and it makes them drunk, but that is very rare.

Bricktop

Mine does THAT.



I have three pieces of chocolate and I'm staggering.



I wash it down with a large whisky though.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Ive heard of people whose bodies can turn sugar into alcohol and it makes them drunk, but that is very rare.

It's the alcohol she drank.

Berry Sweet

Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Ive heard of people whose bodies can turn sugar into alcohol and it makes them drunk, but that is very rare.

It's the alcohol she drank.


Obviously.



And people are freaked out about weed.  Its nothing compared to alcohol.

Berry Sweet


Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Ive heard of people whose bodies can turn sugar into alcohol and it makes them drunk, but that is very rare.

It's the alcohol she drank.


Obviously.



And people are freaked out about weed.  Its nothing compared to alcohol.

I don't know who is "freaked out" about weed. Neither alcohol or weed is good for you.

Anonymous

The elk kolbassa I had last night affected my ability to drive and shoot gophers. Not the litre after litre of barrel wash. It was the God damned elk kolbassa.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"The elk kolbassa I had last night affected my ability to drive and shoot gophers. Not the litre after litre of barrel wash. It was the God damned elk kolbassa.

You make me  :beurk:

JOE

Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Yes. Do not eat donuts and drive is clearly the message.

The sugar in them can impair the driver's ability to safely operate a vehicle. :laugh3:


Yes, sugar CAN ( but not necessarily) impair one's ability to drive.



As one who's driven professionally I'm aware of the role which diet plays when one us behind the wheel.



I'm also inclined to avoid large amounts of starch and sugar.



The best regimen for any professional driver is a well balanced diet low in junk food.



The driver should eat large & healthy servings of fish, seafood and lightly cooked vegetables



Too much heavy meat loaded with typical preservatives is not good either



Small amounts of alcohol are OK, but not during driving hours only downtime & after hours.



Nothing before a shift.



Ideally the driver should work with as little food in the stomach as possible.



Enough food to get by but not too much.



The driver's mind has to be clear.



That is why high consumption of fish & vegetables is good/ideal because it facilitates mental and physical agility.



The roads/ highways are a dangerous place.



The mentality should be 'survival of the fittest'.



Personally I move like a gazelle & smart as a fox.



I'm fast when I need ta be but slow when I don't need to.



It's called Pacing...eh?

Gaon

Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "Gaon"
Quote from: "Bricktop"Yes. Do not eat donuts and drive is clearly the message.

The sugar in them can impair the driver's ability to safely operate a vehicle. :laugh3:


Yes, sugar CAN ( but not necessarily) impair one's ability to drive.



As one who's driven professionally I'm aware of the role which diet plays when one us behind the wheel.



I'm also inclined to avoid large amounts of starch and sugar.



The best regimen for any driver is a well balanced diet low in junk food.



The driver should eat large & healthy servings of fish, seafood and lightly cooked vegetables



Too much heavy meat loaded with typical preservatives is not good either



Ideally the driver should work with as little food in the stomach as possible.



Enough food to get by but not too much.



The driver's mind has to be clear.



That is why high consumption of fish & vegetables is good/ideal because it facilitates mental and physical agility.



The roads/ highways are a dangerous place.



The mentality should be 'survival of the fittest'.



Personally I move like a gazelle & smart as a fox.



I'm fast when I need ta be but slow when I don't need to.



Pacing...eh?

You don't think it was the excessive amount of alcohol she drank that affected her ability to drive.
The Russian Rock It

Berry Sweet

Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Ive heard of people whose bodies can turn sugar into alcohol and it makes them drunk, but that is very rare.

It's the alcohol she drank.


Obviously.



And people are freaked out about weed.  Its nothing compared to alcohol.

I don't know who is "freaked out" about weed. Neither alcohol or weed is good for you.


Listen to people talk or comment about weed.  Its like its lethal or something.  I have no problem with weed, depends on how you use it.  If you smoke it all day long, then yeah, you are abusing it, but like me for example..I cant sleep so i use it to sleep and it works most times.  I use to take prescription sleeping pills and that messed up my health even more.



Id prefer not to smoke it but use the edibles, both THC and CBD.  But its difficult to get the edibles and the laws for it and availability are not fully in place yet.  Once they are, I will use the edibles and then eventually once my court is done, I most likely wont use it at all.