If You're Going Bald, Consider Rubbing Wasabi on Your Head

[Anonymous]

I hear masturbation makes your hands hairy..



Could this work on the scalp?

If true, Joe would have hair down to his knees.

 :MG_216:

[Thiel]

Apparently, that's what they're doing in Japan.



Japanese wasabi company Kinin recently made an announcement that chemicals found within the wasabi plant help regrow hair faster than current hair-loss remedies such as Rogaine (minoxidil).



Keep in mind that they mean real wasabi, and not that toxic-green playdough sitting in a mound next to the birthday-pink pickled ginger that you're undoubtedly familiar with. Considering fresh wasabi typically goes for around $80 per pound, and has a rather pungent odor, you might be better off picking up some Rogaine.



While there is no currently no official scientific work to substantiate the claims made by kinin, there is some pre-existing scientific literature on wasabi in medical settings.



The chemical isosaponarin, which Kinin claims helps stimulate hair regrowth, was previously noted to aid in human collagen production. The second chemical of note in wasabi, 6-MSITC, has been shown to inhibit breast cancer cell growth.



If you're looking for other questionable, all-natural ways to regrown some hair, wasabi is but one of many things you can throw in a blender and spread on across your pate.



Onions (pick your favorite variety) can be frapped and put on the head. A study from 2002, claims that onion juice is actually effective in treating alopecia areata, a less common form of hair loss. You could also pull a PBR from the fridge for a beer hair rinse, and let all that yeasty goodness go to work. There's no real scientific basis for that one, but hey, apparently Catherine Zeta-jones thinks it's great.



If all else fails, you can try the standard Japanese anti-baldness cure of just straight up stuffing your face with curry—like all the time.

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If you are thinning on top, the next time you are buying ingredients for a salad, consider veggies for your scalp too.

Where would I buy real wasabi. Do Asian grocery stores sell it.

[Berry Sweet]

Peaches is probably at an East Asian grocer now looking for wasabi to rub on his shiny dome.

Joe yes, Peaches no.

Joe and his product "Joesabi" and it smells like ass    haha im so funny

[Anonymous]

Peaches is probably at an East Asian grocer now looking for wasabi to rub on his shiny dome.

Joe yes, Peaches no.

Joe and his product "Joesabi" and it smells like ass    haha im so funny

I don't want to smell it.

 

[Trump’s Niece]

Does this really work ? Anyone tried it ? Asking for a friend

[Bricktop]

"A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.

[Trump’s Niece]

Thank you. This friend drives me crazy with the hair loss issues

[Bricktop]

I've never lost hair.



It's right there on the pillow when I wake up in the morning.

[Anonymous]

Does this really work ? Anyone tried it ? Asking for a friend

Yes, those men that are just asking for a friend or their dad.

 

[Odinson]

If you cant change it, own it..

[Anonymous]

If you cant change it, own it..

Some bald men are very handsome.

[Anonymous]

"A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.

Joe busy searching other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available.

[JOE]

"A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.

Joe busy searching other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available.

not me, seoulbro.



I gotta full head of hair.



so much in fact that its obscene, eh?



I credit this 'hairgevity' ta never havin' kids or a naggin' wife ta support.



Those 2 things'll shorten yet life and pull hair outta yer head, eh seoulbro?

[Anonymous]

"A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.

Joe busy searching other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available.

He thinks if he had hair he might lose his virginity.

[JOE]

"A: ​I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair.



I believe you will have better success putting wasabi on your sushi, than on your hair. There is no clinical evidence to support that wasabi stimulates hair growth, other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available. Some of these methods make a great impact on hair loss, yet are not known to all."



From a medical site.

Joe busy searching other ingredients have been shown to increase circulation and hair growth that are currently available.

He thinks if he had hair he might lose his virginity.

does bein' an alcoholic cause your hair to fall out, Iron Horse Jockey?



If so the you must be pretty thin on top, eh IHJ.