The roast seoulbro thread

[Anonymous]

I have been getting the impression that one or two posters think I am a nerd and a total bore. That is totally not true. The only reason I decided on a career in financial services is because I lacked the charisma to succeed as a mortician.

[Anonymous]

I have been getting the impression that one or two posters think I am a nerd and a total bore. I know that's not true. The only reason I decided on a career in financial services is because I lacked the charisma to succeed as a mortician.

 

I don't have any roast posts at the moment, but you got this thread off to a good start.

[Anonymous]

SB is so cheap he rides a crowded subway car just to get his clothes pressed for free.

[Anonymous]

Seoulbro should have been a doctor. His posts have the same affect as an anesthetic.

[Anonymous]

Seoul's colleague, George Smith, invited him over over to dinner..



During dinner a neighbour of the Smiths who happened to drop in unexpectedly asked what Seoul did for a living..



Eight years old Timmy Smith jumped in and said, "Seoul is a fisherman!" To which George Smith replied, "Timmy, why do say that. Seoul is a Registered Financial Planner, not a fisherman."



"No Dad. Everytime we visit you at work, Seoul hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says 'I just caught another fish'."

[Bricktop]

Golf and financial planning go hand in hand.



You step up to the first tee filled with hope and expectation that you will play under your handicap, and your dreams are dashed when you finish in triple figures.



You sign up to a financial plan, eagerly anticipating the promised wealth, only to find out a few years later your consultant has emptied the trust fund and disappeared to a country with no extradition treaty.



It takes a special person to thrive in such an environment.

[Anonymous]

All I know about seoulbro is that he talks a lot about the economy, and he loves golf. Oh ya, and he's gay.

[Bricktop]

And as you've observed, he talks.



A LOT.

[Anonymous]

All I know about seoulbro is that he talks a lot about the economy, and he loves golf. Oh ya, and he's gay.

Seoul isn't gay.

 

[Anonymous]

How many financial planners does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).

[Anonymous]

Not bad. I'm feeling the love. But, one has not been  roasted until they have been roasted by Blurt.

[Anonymous]

The difference between seoulbro and a boring book is that you can shut the book up.

[Anonymous]

The Seoul brother wears two pairs of pants just in case of the extremely unusual event that he gets a hole in one.

[Bricktop]

ac_lmfao



Post of the month!!!

[Anonymous]

ac_lmfao



Post of the month!!!

I can't argue that one. ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao