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What a Present: Old Herman is Going to be a Granddaddy

Started by Anonymous, December 24, 2019, 11:55:55 AM

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Anonymous

My boy and his gf told me last night. He brought plenty of weed to celebrate. I got a turkey to slaughter yet. I better do it, while I can still see.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"My boy and his gf told me last night. He brought plenty of weed to celebrate. I got a turkey to slaughter yet. I better do it, while I can still see.

Congratulations Herman and congratulations to your son and his girlfriend.



I'm so very happy for your family.

 ac_smile

Blazor

Lol "while you can still see" lol.



Congratulations man!



I'll smoke one right now for ya lol. Drink one later lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"My boy and his gf told me last night. He brought plenty of weed to celebrate. I got a turkey to slaughter yet. I better do it, while I can still see.

Congratulations buddy.  ac_drinks

Blazor

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"They say how far along, 2-3 months?

Eleven weeks. My ex knew, but they wanted to tell me in person. Besides, my boy knew his old man would need lots of weed and hash for this kind of news.

Blazor

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blazor"They say how far along, 2-3 months?

Eleven weeks. My ex knew, but they wanted to tell me in person. Besides, my boy knew his old man would need lots of weed and hash for this kind of news.


I knew that was why, which is why I guessed 2-3 months lol.



Hmmm, so early October the baby was put in the oven..... you might have an Independence day baby  ac_smile



My great grandfather was born on the 4th of July.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blazor"They say how far along, 2-3 months?

Eleven weeks. My ex knew, but they wanted to tell me in person. Besides, my boy knew his old man would need lots of weed and hash for this kind of news.


I knew that was why, which is why I guessed 2-3 months lol.



Hmmm, so early October the baby was put in the oven..... you might have an Independence day baby  ac_smile



My great grandfather was born on the 4th of July.

Canada Day is July 1.



Brother, I got some shit to do while I still can. I will be back here later today and i hope totally wasted. ac_dance

Blazor

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Blazor"They say how far along, 2-3 months?

Eleven weeks. My ex knew, but they wanted to tell me in person. Besides, my boy knew his old man would need lots of weed and hash for this kind of news.


I knew that was why, which is why I guessed 2-3 months lol.



Hmmm, so early October the baby was put in the oven..... you might have an Independence day baby  ac_smile



My great grandfather was born on the 4th of July.

Canada Day is July 1.



Brother, I got some shit to do while I still can. I will be back here later today and i hope totally wasted. ac_dance


Hahah, right on man! Me too, no worries. Im waiting on my son to get out of the shower so I can go drop a kid off at the pool as well  ac_biggrin
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"My boy and his gf told me last night. He brought plenty of weed to celebrate. I got a turkey to slaughter yet. I better do it, while I can still see.

That's fantastic Herm. Do they  sell perogie and kielbassa baby food.

Odinson

More slavs...



Whoope fucking doo..





You people reproduce like its a sport.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"More slavs...



Whoope fucking doo..





You people reproduce like its a sport.

That'll get under his tattooed skin.

 :laugh:

Anonymous

Odi, what do Finns typically serve for Christmas dinner?

Odinson

Quote from: "Fashionista"Odi, what do Finns typically serve for Christmas dinner?


- Ham

- Lutefisk

- Gravlax

- Carrot casserole

- Rutabaga casserole.

- Fish eggs

- Rice porridge

- Prune whip



In Lapland, we have smoked reindeer cuts/onion/cream combos on a toothpick.