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What a Present: Old Herman is Going to be a Granddaddy

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Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"Odi, what do Finns typically serve for Christmas dinner?


- Ham

- Lutefisk

- Gravlax

- Carrot casserole

- Rutabaga casserole.

- Fish eggs

- Rice porridge

- Prune whip



In Lapland, we have smoked reindeer cuts/onion/cream combos on a toothpick.

I don't know what gravlax and prune whip are



I'm serving some moose sausages that was given to my husband.

kiebers

Quote from: "Herman"My boy and his gf told me last night. He brought plenty of weed to celebrate. I got a turkey to slaughter yet. I better do it, while I can still see.

Congrats...Just to spite you it will be a girl. She will wrap you around her little finger. It's great. Some of the best times of my life. Grand kids are the best.
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"My boy and his gf told me last night. He brought plenty of weed to celebrate. I got a turkey to slaughter yet. I better do it, while I can still see.

A little prairie redneck.  :thumbup: Congrats Herman.

Anonymous

Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Herman"My boy and his gf told me last night. He brought plenty of weed to celebrate. I got a turkey to slaughter yet. I better do it, while I can still see.

Congrats...Just to spite you it will be a girl. She will wrap you around her little finger. It's great. Some of the best times of my life. Grand kids are the best.

I still cannot get over the frickin surprise of finding out old Herman is going to be a "didus."

Zetsu

Congratz brother  ac_drinks



Knowing the fact you'll soon to be a granddad couldn't be a more awesome away to get into this year's Christmas spirit.  Like Fash has said, you've made a lot of people here happy.  ac_cool
Permanently off his rocker

Zetsu

Quote from: "Odinson"More slavs...



Whoope fucking doo..





You people reproduce like its a sport.


I bet you can't say that without the monitor between you 2.  ac_biggrin
Permanently off his rocker

Anonymous

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Quote from: "Zetsu"Congratz brother  ac_drinks



Knowing the fact you'll soon to be a granddad couldn't be a more awesome away to get into this year's Christmas spirit.  Like Fash has said, you've made a lot of people here happy.  ac_cool

There is my little buddy. ac_drinks



It still has not sunk in that old Herman is actually going to be a granddaddy. I need more barrel wash.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"=== old Herman is going to be a "didus."


Congrats Herman.  We have a dozen grandkids and a couple of "greats" and there's a lotta joy in it for both of us.  



Also, had a great-nephew born Friday.  Gets hard to keep all of 'em straight.



P.S.   None of those grandkids have ever seen old Peachy under the influence.  Consequently in some ways I have better relationships with them than I do with our kids themselves, although time and effort have cleaned up a lot of the mess I created in my drinking and drugging days.



Just a thought.

Odinson

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"More slavs...



Whoope fucking doo..





You people reproduce like its a sport.

That'll get under his tattooed skin.

 :laugh:


He is still in shock..



 :pop:

Anonymous

Quote from: "Peaches"
Quote from: "Herman"=== old Herman is going to be a "didus."


Congrats Herman.  We have a dozen grandkids and a couple of "greats" and there's a lotta joy in it for both of us.  



Also, had a great-nephew born Friday.  Gets hard to keep all of 'em straight.



P.S.   None of those grandkids have ever seen old Peachy under the influence.  Consequently in some ways I have better relationships with them than I do with our kids themselves, although time and effort have cleaned up a lot of the mess I created in my drinking and drugging days.



Just a thought.

I only had the one kid, so this could be it for grandkids. I split with my boy's mom when he was little gaffer. I was all over the world drilling for oil and shagging every sexy gal I could. I was not much of a dad. But, I was a good provider. Now,  maybe I can be a good granddaddy as well as a good spoiler of kids.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"More slavs...



Whoope fucking doo..





You people reproduce like its a sport.

That'll get under his tattooed skin.

 :laugh:


He is still in shock..



 :pop:

Brother, nothing you say is going to piss me off today. I am stoned, I am drunk and I am going to be a frickin granddaddy. ac_drinks

Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Peaches"
Quote from: "Herman"=== old Herman is going to be a "didus."


Congrats Herman.  We have a dozen grandkids and a couple of "greats" and there's a lotta joy in it for both of us.  



Also, had a great-nephew born Friday.  Gets hard to keep all of 'em straight.



P.S.   None of those grandkids have ever seen old Peachy under the influence.  Consequently in some ways I have better relationships with them than I do with our kids themselves, although time and effort have cleaned up a lot of the mess I created in my drinking and drugging days.



Just a thought.

I only had the one kid, so this could be it for grandkids. I split with my boy's mom when he was little gaffer. I was all over the world drilling for oil and shagging every sexy gal I could. I was not much of a dad. But, I was a good provider. Now,  maybe I can be a good granddaddy as well as a good spoiler of kids.

I'm sure you'll be a terrific grandpa Herman.

 ac_smile

Odinson

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"More slavs...



Whoope fucking doo..





You people reproduce like its a sport.

That'll get under his tattooed skin.

 :laugh:


He is still in shock..



 :pop:

Brother, nothing you say is going to piss me off today. I am stoned, I am drunk and I am going to be a frickin granddaddy. ac_drinks


Remember... The kid is gonna visit your house and is gonna sleep over the night.



Now that you are as old as fucking dirt, I can only imagine the size of your eye-bags when you have to wake up during the night because she has nightmares.





JEESSUS!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Odinson"More slavs...



Whoope fucking doo..





You people reproduce like its a sport.

That'll get under his tattooed skin.

 :laugh:


He is still in shock..



 :pop:

Brother, nothing you say is going to piss me off today. I am stoned, I am drunk and I am going to be a frickin granddaddy. ac_drinks


Remember... The kid is gonna visit your house and is gonna sleep over the night.



Now that you are as old as fucking dirt, I can only imagine the size of your eye-bags when you have to wake up during the night because she has nightmares.





JEESSUS!

Despite the way I abused my body with booze and drugs for the past thirty five years, I look pretty good. My superior Ukrainian genes.

Vancouver

Quote from: "Herman"My boy and his gf told me last night. He brought plenty of weed to celebrate. I got a turkey to slaughter yet. I better do it, while I can still see.

Congratulations. You got your weed too. Happy times.
Time is malleable