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BREAKING NEWS!! YOU NEED TO WORRY!

Started by Biggie Smiles, March 26, 2020, 05:54:06 PM

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Biggie Smiles

Underground sources which wish to remain unidentified have confirmed via anonymous blog postings that Trump is building an ION cannon capable of blowing up the moon.



Within 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.



When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say :  "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"



More news as the story unfolds.

cc

I can understand that. He should do what he can do and what he needs to do



I look forward to those updates  ... and especially to the BIG day
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"Underground sources which wish to remain unidentified have confirmed via anonymous blog postings that Trump is building an ION cannon capable of blowing up the moon.



Within 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.



When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say :  "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"



More news as the story unfolds.


Oh well.



No more gravitational pull from the moon.



No more tidal waves, eh.

Biggie Smiles

TRUMP stops Tidal waves!



He's racist against Tidal Waves.



People have a right to die from Tidal Waves



Impeach him for this attack on Tidal Waves!

Oak

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"TRUMP stops Tidal waves!



He's racist against Tidal Waves.



People have a right to die from Tidal Waves



Impeach him for this attack on Tidal Waves!


 :2r4ml1j_th:

cc

You can't fool me  :wink: .. I know, you got this story from Politico
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Anonymous

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"TRUMP stops Tidal waves!



He's racist against Tidal Waves.



People have a right to die from Tidal Waves



Impeach him for this attack on Tidal Waves!

 :roll:

Odinson

Now now...



We all know that Ion cannons work like the EMP... They disable all electronics while leaving the ship itself intact.

Anonymous

Ion cannons... must be some newfangled gadget to drive all the Chinese laundromats out of business. All new from Sunbeam and General Electric...Tough day ahead at the office? Need your shirt pressed in a hurry? Fire up the Ion Cannon!!!

Biggie Smiles

Hi Cun'T



Does your vagina still bleed after the last time I kicked it?

Anonymous

Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"Underground sources which wish to remain unidentified have confirmed via anonymous blog postings that Trump is building an ION cannon capable of blowing up the moon.



Within 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.



When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say :  "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"



More news as the story unfolds.

The moon aint ever done anything for me anyway. So, it's goodbye moon and good riddance.

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles"Underground sources which wish to remain unidentified have confirmed via anonymous blog postings that Trump is building an ION cannon capable of blowing up the moon.



Within 1 to 2 weeks our moon, which has existed for millions of years, will be gone, sources say.



When asked why he wishes to blow up the moon Mr Trump had this to say :  "Only things that are orange should be visible in our skies above"



More news as the story unfolds.

The moon aint ever done anything for me anyway. So, it's goodbye moon and good riddance.




Haven't you heard? The incel space movie geek has corrected my most embarrassing misstep. Ion cannons are not capable of blowing up the moon.



Boy do I feel stupid for not banging up on bad dope & keeping up on all those Star Trek episodes before nodding out on a dirty couch. Choosing instead to go out and fuck beautiful women and develop and exciting career in information security. Paving the way to execute SQL injection attacks on websites that no one gives a fuck about because the administrators are totally inept fucktards with zero social skills   :laugh3:

caskur

I'm personally going to write to Trump and ask him to strap Biggie Smellies to the front end of the rocket.



That should cure what ails him once and for all.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Anonymous

Quote from: "caskur"I'm personally going to write to Trump and ask him to strap Biggie Smellies to the front end of the rocket.



That should cure what ails him once and for all.




Drown yourself in a bowl of bat soup

caskur

Quote from: "Guest"
Quote from: "caskur"I'm personally going to write to Trump and ask him to strap Biggie Smellies to the front end of the rocket.



That should cure what ails him once and for all.




Drown yourself in a bowl of bat soup


How's your covid-19 progressing?



Just remember day 8 is exceptionally painful... I hope you have prescription strength pain killers handy.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

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