Just applied online for my welfare bum cheque...

[Anonymous]

Process was simple enough.



I kind of felt bad though, since I don't really need the money, but nonetheless I am entitled to it in these strange times.  It's sort of a grey area as to whether I'm considered an essential service or not...  I'll assume I'm not, and follow the directions to stay at home, and stay safe, on welfare!  Still lots to do around the house & yard anyhow.

[Frood]

Think of all the skin site memberships and KY you'll be able to buy now...

[Anonymous]

Think of all the skin site memberships and KY you'll be able to buy now...

What does he need that for. Old Mel cannot get a hard on. He will buy Molson Canadian with it.

[Anonymous]

Think of all the skin site memberships and KY you'll be able to buy now...

Maybe I should do something good with it, like buy & deliver food and supplies to the more vulnerable members of society...  Or not!

[Anonymous]

Process was simple enough.



I kind of felt bad though, since I don't really need the money, but nonetheless I am entitled to it in these strange times.  It's sort of a grey area as to whether I'm considered an essential service or not...  I'll assume I'm not, and follow the directions to stay at home, and stay safe, on welfare!  Still lots to do around the house & yard anyhow.

...Relaaaax  Mel.



Takeiteasy!



The comin' recession (Depression?) may actually be good fer yer health.



So relax, enjoy yer leisure an the free money, Mel.



It's fashionable ta be a bum again!

[Anonymous]

What does he need that for. Old Mel cannot get a hard on. He will buy Molson Canadian with it.

Exactly, and since taxes on beer are almost 50%, the government will get half their money right back again in no time!

[Vancouver]

Mel feel free to e-transfer me your government cheque. I'll put it to good use. Need new fence.

[Anonymous]

Think of all the skin site memberships and KY you'll be able to buy now...

What does he need that for. Old Mel cannot get a hard on. He will buy Molson Canadian with it.

Mel's gonna enjoy all the taxes you paid thru the years, Herm.



He's definitely grateful for all your hard work & your generous financial gift.



Thanks again, hey Herm?

[Anonymous]

Think of all the skin site memberships and KY you'll be able to buy now...

What does he need that for. Old Mel cannot get a hard on. He will buy Molson Canadian with it.

Mel's gonna enjoy all the taxes you paid thru the years, Herm.



He's definitely grateful for all your hard work & your generous financial gift.



Thanks again, hey Herm?

Somebody has to support you lazy old virgin bums. Gawd knows you are too inept to look after yourself. But,  maybe Herm bought some stocks a couple of weeks ago when markets were bottoming out. I see the TSX was up and the Dow was up a whopping 1600+ points. We told you to buy when markets were low. Now it appears the curve will soon flatten out in North America and Europe. You snoozed and you lost.

[Anonymous]

Think of all the skin site memberships and KY you'll be able to buy now...

What does he need that for. Old Mel cannot get a hard on. He will buy Molson Canadian with it.

Mel's gonna enjoy all the taxes you paid thru the years, Herm.



He's definitely grateful for all your hard work & your generous financial gift.



Thanks again, hey Herm?

Somebody has to support you lazy old virgin bums. Gawd knows you are too inept to look after yourself. But,  maybe Herm bought some stocks a couple of weeks ago when markets were bottoming out. I see the TSX was up and the Dow was up a whopping 1600+ points. We told you to buy when markets were low. Now it appears the curve will soon flatten out in North America and Europe. You snoozed and you lost.

It won't last tho.



The market rise has no basis in reality.



There is simply no way an entire world economy can contract by at least 20% & register a 1600 point gain on the Dow. When the head of the IMF says we are headed for an economic downturn worse than the Great Depression, she's not lying:

[Anonymous]

Never a good idea to buy high and sell low, unless you absolutely have to for some emergency in life...  Remember, most long-term investors invest in dividend paying stocks, so they still provide even in market downturns with either cash or to DRIP if you set up account to do so...



The values will always rise again, but that may take some time...

[Frood]

Never a good idea to gamble on things with false ceilings and foundations...



The stock markets are a mugs game... you've got more transparency on horses or even dogs...

[Anonymous]

Never a good idea to buy high and sell low, unless you absolutely have to for some emergency in life...  Remember, most long-term investors invest in dividend paying stocks, so they still provide even in market downturns with either cash or to DRIP if you set up account to do so...



The values will always rise again, but that may take some time...

This billionaire CEO investor agrees with you, that a true sustainable rise in the stock market is a ways off: