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happy birthday iron horse jockey

Started by Anonymous, April 25, 2021, 04:59:07 PM

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Anonymous

You are one year older and another day closer to your retirement dream.

Anonymous

Happy bday IHJ. I would say I hope you enjoy your day with a tipple of your favourite bevy, but I know you don't drink.

kiebers

I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone


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Anonymous

Quote from: Edward post_id=409279 time=1619408356
Happy 63rd birthday, you decrepit old geezer.

Do I detect a hint of jealousy Edward?

Anonymous

Quote from: Fashionista post_id=409280 time=1619409631 user_id=3254
Quote from: Edward post_id=409279 time=1619408356
Happy 63rd birthday, you decrepit old geezer.

Do I detect a hint of jealousy Edward?

Aint it obvious. Old Jock is a healthy, fit guy with a high paying job, a house, an old lady, and he will retire in a tropical paradise in the not too distant future. Eddie the chug has a tiny apartment, inflatable dolls as his only friends, and posting on these goofy little forums. Chief Eddie is rich in zits though.





Haapy birthday Jock.

Anonymous

Quote from: Herman post_id=409289 time=1619410780 user_id=1689
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=409280 time=1619409631 user_id=3254
Quote from: Edward post_id=409279 time=1619408356
Happy 63rd birthday, you decrepit old geezer.

Do I detect a hint of jealousy Edward?

Aint it obvious. Old Jock is a healthy, fit guy with a high paying job, a house, an old lady, and he will retire in a tropical paradise in the not too distant future. Eddie the chug has a tiny apartment, inflatable dolls as his only friends, and posting on these goofy little forums. Chief Eddie is rich in zits though.





Haapy birthday Jock.

Eddie the pizza faced chug is jealous of everybody. If I was that pathetic I would be too.

Anonymous

Thanks folks. I was off a couple of days ago. My wife and I grilled halibut on the barbeque.

Anonymous


Anonymous

Quote from: Velvet post_id=409328 time=1619475826 user_id=2021
Happy belated birthday iron horse jockey. :happybday:

Thanks Velvet.

Bricktop

Happy Birthday.



Man, you're so OLD!! More wrinkles. More grey hair. More aches and pains.



Knowing you are a teetotaller, I will, out of the goodness of my heart, take a tipple of this...



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...in you honour. Slainte  ac_drinks

Anonymous

Quote from: "Gook Hunter" post_id=409338 time=1619482938
Gross. Alcohol is for losers.

Agreed, some are you pizza face.


Blazor

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