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Happy Birthday Blurt!!!!!!

Started by kiebers, June 11, 2021, 03:42:35 PM

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Thiel

Blurt, I am going to ask you for a present on your birthday. Introduce me to Joe. ac_lovestruck
gay, conservative and proud

Anonymous

Quote from: Thiel post_id=413275 time=1623473328 user_id=1688
Blurt, I am going to ask you for a present on your birthday. Introduce me to Joe. ac_lovestruck

 :laugh:

Blurt

Quote from: Thiel post_id=413275 time=1623473328 user_id=1688
Blurt, I am going to ask you for a present on your birthday. Introduce me to Joe. ac_lovestruck


I'd love nothing more, Thiel dahlink, but our Joe is currently quite engaged to that dreadful lout, Scouse.



They're planning to exchange solemn vows in New Delhi, you know! Or is it in Beijing? Either way, a positively ghastly prospect! However will they manage this union? Joe suffers from a sensitive anus, I'm told.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

Quote from: Blurt post_id=413282 time=1623485895 user_id=1974
Quote from: Thiel post_id=413275 time=1623473328 user_id=1688
Blurt, I am going to ask you for a present on your birthday. Introduce me to Joe. ac_lovestruck


I'd love nothing more, Thiel dahlink, but our Joe is currently quite engaged to that dreadful lout, Scouse.



They're planning to exchange solemn vows in New Delhi, you know! Or is it in Beijing? Either way, a positively ghastly prospect! However will they manage this union? Joe suffers from a sensitive anus, I'm told.

Will Mel and Edward be the bridesmaids?

Anonymous

Quote from: Zetsu post_id=413265 time=1623466262 user_id=61
Happy Birthday to the forum's coolest person.  ac_drinks


It isn't my birthday,

Blurt

Quote from: Fashionista post_id=413283 time=1623509718 user_id=3254


Will Mel and Edward be the bridesmaids?


Nope. A new ceremonial category was created just for those two: the Worst Men.



Mel will be Scouse's Worst Man and Eddie will be Joe's at this joyous incelebration.



Women are forbidden from participating in the event. Naturally.
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

Quote from: Blurt post_id=413294 time=1623513072 user_id=1974
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=413283 time=1623509718 user_id=3254


Will Mel and Edward be the bridesmaids?


Nope. A new ceremonial category was created just for those two: the Worst Men.



Mel will be Scouse's Worst Man and Eddie will be Joe's at this joyous incelebration.



Women are forbidden from participating in the event. Naturally.

And women everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief.



Happy belated birthday Blurt.

Renee

Quote from: Blurt post_id=413282 time=1623485895 user_id=1974
Quote from: Thiel post_id=413275 time=1623473328 user_id=1688
Blurt, I am going to ask you for a present on your birthday. Introduce me to Joe. ac_lovestruck


I'd love nothing more, Thiel dahlink, but our Joe is currently quite engaged to that dreadful lout, Scouse.



They're planning to exchange solemn vows in New Delhi, you know! Or is it in Beijing? Either way, a positively ghastly prospect! However will they manage this union? Joe suffers from a sensitive anus, I'm told.


Then they are a perfect match...Joe HAS a sensitive anus and Scouse IS a sensitive anus.



BTW, Happy Birthday, you old queen... :happybday:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous


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Anonymous

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=413325 time=1623596035 user_id=2845
Happy late bday, my sweet adorable Blurt  ac_wub

Hiya gorgeous.

Blurt

Thanks again to everyone.



It's been nine years since I had a zero in my age.



Feels great to leave my 20's behind.  :laugh:
Aimin\' to misbehave.

cc

Quote from: Blurt post_id=413344 time=1623618297 user_id=1974
Thanks again to everyone.



It's been nine years since I had a zero in my age.



Feels great to leave my 20's behind.  :laugh:

Are you trying to give us the impression that you have a 20's behind?
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Blurt

Hell no, Madam Mata!



If I had a 20's behind, I'd hold onto it with both hands!
Aimin\' to misbehave.

Anonymous

Quote from: Blurt post_id=413344 time=1623618297 user_id=1974
Feels great to leave my 20's behind.

I wouldn't know. :laugh3:

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