Forum gossip thread

[Flynn]

<sips coffee>

I like the original Flynn way better than the current version.

Hell, I like several of the previous Flynns way better than the barely coherent crude insult generator disguised as a forum bloviator knocking around the place now.

Just sayin'.

Who gives a fuck you crotchety old fuck. Last time it was you were done with BF over some silly shit like this. Every 4 months you boycott some bullshit only to unboycott that place (Bastard Factory) and then complain about them again and start the same shit over.

You do know that is the very definition of insanity, that and Dove's fashion sense.

[Frood]

[Flynn]

You have the emotional intelligence of a rat. Go get educated and leave the Fortnite teenagers alone...it's their gig.

Do me a favor you swinging Aussie goat testicle, go get sodomized by a kangaroo you fucking already tossed salad.

P.S.-Go fuck your dead mom or have you moved onto your daughter yet?

[Frood]

1/10

A mammalian testicle has no ability to be sodomised by anything since it clearly lacks a Flynn and nor could it be a tossed salad if it's whole enough to be swinging.

No roo in its right mind would fuck a bowl of salad.

[Grimmy]

1/10

A mammalian testicle has no ability to be sodomised by anything since it clearly lacks a Flynn and nor could it be a tossed salad if it's whole enough to be swinging.

No roo in its right mind would fuck a bowl of salad.

What about if they're a vegan 

[Biggie Smiles]

1/10

A mammalian testicle has no ability to be sodomised by anything since it clearly lacks a Flynn and nor could it be a tossed salad if it's whole enough to be swinging.

No roo in its right mind would fuck a bowl of salad.

Yeah I didn't get any of that either. How do you even manage to become an already tossed salad?

[Frood]

What about if they're a vegan 

That would be too messy for a roo.

Vegan shit is runny like Flynn's turd word salads. 

[Grimmy]

That would be too messy for a roo.

Vegan shit is runny like Flynn's turd word salads. 

Lacking in fibre.

Do you hate Aussies in general or just this one in particular?

I thought they were are pretty fun if not rawkus bunch when i lived there.

[Frood]

Yeah I didn't get any of that either. How do you even manage to become an already tossed salad?

I suppose you could partially filet the testicle while taking great care to not sever all the connective tissue, then crazy glue bits of lettuce, carrot, tomato, and onion...like a Horror Christmas tree, but there is still a distinct lack of a sphincter(Flynn) problem.

[Frood]

Lacking in fibre.

Do you hate Aussies in general or just this one in particular?

I thought they were are pretty fun if not rawkus bunch when i lived there.

 

Five Guys Mumbai are Indian street beggars.

[Grimmy]

Five Guys Mumbai are Indian street beggars.

¿

[Garraty_47]

Who gives a fuck you crotchety old fuck.

How should I know?
It's not like I conducted a straw poll and assembled a test audience before I poasted.

Who does shit like that?

I just type stuff.
Either people read it or they don't and after I click "POST" even that much is out of my hands.

Do you think this is serious business we're conducting here?
Truly?

If you answered in the affirmative may I suggest you run, not walk, to sign up for some much-needed therapy? You'll thank me one these days when you're thinking clearly and not just a whirling blurry mass of adjective-laden misery.

My word as a gentleman on that.

[Herman]

How should I know?
It's not like I conducted a straw poll and assembled a test audience before I poasted.

Who does shit like that?

I just type stuff.
Either people read it or they don't and after I click "POST" even that much is out of my hands.

Do you think this is serious business we're conducting here?
Truly?

If you answered in the affirmative may I suggest you run, not walk, to sign up for some much-needed therapy? You'll thank me one these days when you're thinking clearly and not just a whirling blurry mass of adjective-laden misery.

My word as a gentleman on that.

I recommend the fruit see a shrink no matter how he answers the question.

[Flynn]

I recommend the fruit see a shrink no matter how he answers the question.

I recommend you go gargle on 3 dicks and shut the fuck up you fucking homo.

[Lab Flaker]

1/10

A mammalian testicle has no ability to be sodomised by anything since it clearly lacks a Flynn and nor could it be a tossed salad if it's whole enough to be swinging.

No roo in its right mind would fuck a bowl of salad.

I've gone commando for so long now, that I could probably grease up dez nutz and stick 'em up me own arse if I tried.

Not that I wood...'cause that woood jus' be weird! Innit? Lol.