Forum gossip thread

[Shen Li]

I have a big fatty fat black one that hangs out in my yard alot getting into my bird feeders.

Im sure they get in our bat house too.

I leave feed out for them too so they leave the bird feeders but they just get greedy.

That is what I have heard. The Eastern black squirrel is bigger and bolder than it's smaller Western red squirrel cousin. And fuck does Eastern North America ever have a lot of black squirrels.

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Broiled squirrel-on-a-stick ain't bad. Just needs a touch of salt.

God damn  you post apocalyptic motherfuker

Never had dog, but the Koreans seem to like it.  Never had cat neither that I know of, though I have had Mongolian beefs at a few dicey Chink restaurants that might have been cat.

you ate in a Chinese restaurant before?

then you ate cat. 100%


right out of high school I used to exterminate Chinese restaurants - they were the epitome of filth and nastiness and always seems to leave out in the open for flies to feast, something that looked a lot like meat and a lot like an alien carcass. 

along around brooklyn NY they were like mini portals into the health crisis that is a third world soup kitchen

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Just as a side note, in case any of you were not aware

Admin is not shy about eating cock -- all kinds of cock with a melody of man gravy and other dodgy substances

[Dove]

That is what I have heard. The Eastern black squirrel is bigger and bolder than it's smaller Western red squirrel cousin. And fuck does Eastern North America ever have a lot of black squirrels.

We have shit tons of them here in Michigan.

When I was a kid, I always saw the reddish brown ones and seeing a black one wasn't as common.

Now its all chonky ass black ones lol. They are adorable though.

This spring I'm getting a wild life feeder so I can get that family of deer we have that roams the subdivision up close so I can oogle them better lol.

We have a big fat garage possum too. He comes and goes. We have NO idea how he even gets in there. We dont mind him though....they eat ticks, they eat other pests, they aren't hostile and they dont carry disease. I love when I see a possum hanging around.

I grew up in this town and there used to be a lot of land and woods. We had all kinds of wild life here. We had fox. Coyotes. Sometimes there would be a whole gaggle of wild turkeys just strutting across our yard.

A lot of developing and building has happened over the past 25 years and it got a lot more peopley here and that ruined it.

We have a lot of those gross stank ass indians that come over here after years of rolling in feces over in India and they have the audacity to look down on us. Like ma'am....more than half of your inbred family line was drinking cow piss and getting hit by trains.

Please leave so our wild life comes back lol.

[Dove]

God damn  you post apocalyptic motherfuker

you ate in a Chinese restaurant before?

then you ate cat. 100%


right out of high school I used to exterminate Chinese restaurants - they were the epitome of filth and nastiness and always seems to leave out in the open for flies to feast, something that looked a lot like meat and a lot like an alien carcass. 

along around brooklyn NY they were like mini portals into the health crisis that is a third world soup kitchen

 If I ever find out someone gave me cat and I ate it believing it was chicken, I'm suing their entire bloodline.

[Shen Li]

We have shit tons of them here in Michigan.

When I was a kid, I always saw the reddish brown ones and seeing a black one wasn't as common.

Now its all chonky ass black ones lol. They are adorable though.

This spring I'm getting a wild life feeder so I can get that family of deer we have that roams the subdivision up close so I can oogle them better lol.

We have a big fat garbage possum too. He comes and goes. We have NO idea how he even gets in there. We dont mind him though....they eat ticks, they eat other pests, they aren't hostile and they dont carry disease. I love when I see a possum hanging around.

I grew up in this town and there used to be a lot of land and woods. We had all kinds of wild life here. We had fox. Coyotes. Sometimes there would be a whole gaggle of wild turkeys just strutting across our yard.

A lot of developing and building has happened over the past 25 years and it got a lot more peopley here and that ruined it.

It have a lot of those gross stank ass indians that come over here after years of rolling in feces over in India and they have the audacity to look down on us. Like ma'am....more than half of your inbred family line was drinking cow piss before getting hit by trains.

Please leave so our wild life comes back lol.

I know red squirrels exist in Eastern North America, but if Michigan is like neighbouring Ontario you have like 10 black squirrels for every smaller red one.

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Putting things in perspective here.

Just so you know how utterly worthless and boring bacteria factory is these days... here on a thread that we used to laugh and mock their stupidity and sometimes gaze curiously as many of their  mutant deficiencies continue to develop we have now opted to pivot and discuss squirrels and the consumption of pets instead.

that alone speaks volumes 

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If I ever find out someone gave me cat and I ate it believing it was chicken, I'm suing their entire bloodline.

shiiiit -- if you were suddenly granted omnipotence in terms of knowing all things at all times the consumption of a feral cat would be the LEAST of your worries if you have every dared to eat in one of those hole in the wall Chinese restaurants 

[Dove]

I know red squirrels exist in Eastern North America, but if Michigan is like neighbouring Ontario you have like 10 black squirrels for every smaller red one.

Yep. I rarely see the red ones now.

I read that mountain lions were spotted in the UP. A mom with cubs. I would love to see one of those out in the wild.

We have been talking about taking a trip to the UP for a few days or week. Dick around and enjoy the nature and scenery. If we go and I get lucky and spot one im getting as many photos as I can before I get mauled lol.

[Dove]

shiiiit -- if you were suddenly granted omnipotence in terms of knowing all things at all times the consumption of a feral cat would be the LEAST of your worries if you have every dared to eat in one of those hole in the wall Chinese restaurants 

 You underestimate my love of cats!

 If i was granted omnipotence and able to know all things at all times I'd probably commit suicide within days...and so would you if you had it.  That would be God awful.

 If the Lord doesn't want me to know something, i dont need to know it lol.

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You underestimate my love of cats!

 If i was granted omnipotence and able to know all things at all times I'd probably commit suicide within days...and so would you if you had it.  That would be God awful.

 If the Lord doesn't want me to know something, i dont need to know it lol.

I know liberals are fucktards - that I know.

[Dove]

Putting things in perspective here.

Just so you know how utterly worthless and boring bacteria factory is these days... here on a thread that we used to laugh and mock their stupidity and sometimes gaze curiously as many of their  mutant deficiencies continue to develop we have now opted to pivot and discuss squirrels and the consumption of pets instead.

that alone speaks volumes 

Everytime I post there, which is not very often....X always responds to my posts with some stupid shit.

Then he tags me in the shout box with even stupider shit.

And thats the most action over there these days. I actually responded to him today because I was bored enough to spit out 5 short paragraphs about how he is too stupid to talk to me.

Hahaha.

Its like going to a friend's house who has a poorly behaved dog that shoves its doggy snout in your ass or crotch right when you step through the door.  That's how X makes me feel inside.

[Dove]

I know liberals are fucktards - that I know.

 Massive, embarrassing, narcissist fuckwads all of them.

 I have permission to cream them with our new car once the civil war gets hotter.  I flat out asked him and he said "well I certainly dont want you stopping so yes hit that gas" lol

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Everytime I post there, which is not very often....X always responds to my posts with some stupid shit.

Then he tags me in the shout box with even stupider shit.

And thats the most action over there these days. I actually responded to him today because I was bored enough to spit out 5 short paragraphs about how he is too stupid to talk to me.

Hahaha.

Its like going to a friend's house who has a poorly behaved dog that shoves its doggy snout in your ass or crotch right when you step through the door.  That's how X makes me feel inside.

X is like a forum zombie. He has ZERO cognitive ability. There is no point in acknowledging dick dance or the simple grunts snorts and clicking noises he makes when attempting to draw attention to himself

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X is the only poster I know of who has the potential to rival sewer major on the scale of unimaginable worthlessness.

and that itself is not an easy task as he is probably the stupidest person to walk the earth in the 20th century.

I've eaten grapes that are larger than his brain