Forum gossip thread

[Frood]

I remember a banger of a thread at the original FT that got over 10,000 views, and Freud and I were in the thick of it.  I wonder if all of Poofer's podcasts since the beginning of time have reached half that number alone.



Even Poppy, Poofer's biggest fan, says he's not going to listen to an hour of blathering about nothing if there's no big names involved.  I hate to admit it, but I used to listen to the podcasts when it was a fresh idea and I had nothing better to do, but even then, only if it was a few minutes long...



I like to READ.  I come to these forums to READ.



If I want to hear grunting, I can watch porn.

Lily flicking her bean:



https://voca.ro/16jMyNTT2ksg">https://voca.ro/16jMyNTT2ksg



Lily eating:



https://voca.ro/1b8GtpqcKxuq">https://voca.ro/1b8GtpqcKxuq



I could have gotten the two mixed up though....

[Anonymous]

Morontini is trying to say he gets millions of listens on some other super duper secret podcast than the ones he posted at SG.



No, moron, the entire point was you said you get tons and tons of listens on SG podcasts, more than they could ever get from the entire membership of all the remaining boards together smashing their faces on F5 for an hour a day.  Your legacy is going to be that you lied a lot to strangers on dead forums on the internet.  Will you even leave anything to your kids except the printed contents of your PM box and a broken switch, tard?



This mythical "REAL" set of stats is just another crock of steaming horse shit from a guy who takes a hobby like message boards and replaces all semblance of a "REAL" life with them.



You never brought in any new blood with all your stupid rasping rapist voice on a sweaty mic, you just drove posters away.

I don't know why he would makes such an absurd claim.

[Biggie Smiles]

Morontini is trying to say he gets millions of listens on some other super duper secret podcast than the ones he posted at SG.



No, moron, the entire point was you said you get tons and tons of listens on SG podcasts, more than they could ever get from the entire membership of all the remaining boards together smashing their faces on F5 for an hour a day.  Your legacy is going to be that you lied a lot to strangers on dead forums on the internet.  Will you even leave anything to your kids except the printed contents of your PM box and a broken switch, tard?



This mythical "REAL" set of stats is just another crock of steaming horse shit from a guy who takes a hobby like message boards and replaces all semblance of a "REAL" life with them.



You never brought in any new blood with all your stupid rasping rapist voice on a sweaty mic, you just drove posters away.

Wait... isn't he responsible for resurrecting big names in the community like Creeper and Iggy Mcnobodies?

[Biggie Smiles]

Lmao. King Mongo's cabbage patch match has zero posts in it



And dare I say it's his best performance yet



Blandstupid is no where to be found

[Rancidmilko]

You need to lower your expectations

How low are you prepared to go, mister?



Instead of posting or reading the site, just start licking the screen for 20 minutes. Removing the C from clicker,  results in Bastard Factory the licker game.



Why not just drag your sweaty balls across a keyboard and hope for the best, It's very feasible that technique will result in a semi-readable post.

HA! As low as the Mariana trench? Mebbe lower? There's no limit when it comes to these forums



All I know is that I come around these boards looking for an escape from this world that gets more boring and annoying every single day



As bad as convos get here, at least nobody is fact-checking my crap or banning me because I hurt some millenial's feelings



And one thing is for sure, 95% of the stuff I read here is better than 99% of the crap I see elsewhere these days around the Al Gore's Interwebzeseseses



The golden age of flaming and trolling is long gone. We're the misfits who survived the normalization of society.

[Frood]

:MG_216:

[cw_]

I <3 Rancid.

[Biggie Smiles]

ROTFLMAO



Scoundrel called King MegaMoron a "ranting waiter"    ac_lmfao



ZING!

[Anonymous]

Flaming and trolling had a golden age? It doesn't suit message boards.

[Rancidmilko]

I <3 Rancid.

 ac_wub  :6:

[Anonymous]

I often wonder why BF insists on pushing Fartini on his site?  It's obvious from past attempts and now that having him front and center, not many people like him.  How in the fuck can that be good for the site?  Perhaps it's the comedy of people making fun of him that IS the entertainment, which is funny AF.  

[Anonymous]

Blandstupid

I just need to point out how pathically lame that is. Embarrassing

[Dove]

Well there isn't anything going on there.



 Poofer made a thread bitching at us, said....for the 100th time that BF is moving in a better direction.



 Like that's really all that's being said over there. Just bullshitting and random bitchfests about us and how BF is "moving in a better direction".



 K.

[Biggie Smiles]

Well there isn't anything going on there.



 Poofer made a thread bitching at us, said....for the 100th time that BF is moving in a better direction.



 Like that's really all that's being said over there. Just bullshitting and random bitchfests about us and how BF is "moving in a better direction".



 K.

Meanwhile he and creeper are engaged in the pedo talk which was supposed to be a big no no

[Garraty_47]

I often wonder why BF insists on pushing Fartini on his site?  It's obvious from past attempts and now that having him front and center, not many people like him.  How in the fuck can that be good for the site?  Perhaps it's the comedy of people making fun of him that IS the entertainment, which is funny AF.  

Someone's probably been whispering in his ear:



"Drama is good. Drama means postcount. Drama means traffic."



But what those whisperers always leave out is that while drama may result in a temporary *spike* of engagement once tempers cool and the dust settles engagement falls off a cliff.



The drama junkies will only be around as long as the forum is in utter rabid chaos; if the drama stops they either wander off or try to instigate even more (and usually worse) drama.



The members who never wanted drama in the first place will have abandoned ship or greatly reduced their own engagement due to feeling like a stranger in a strange land.



The very members who could and would carry a forum across periods of engagement low tide have been driven away or into hiding.



That is when forums either die outright or get sucked into a suicidal spiral of ever-increasing hatred and pettiness which, unsurprisingly, ends with an inevitable implosion.



The drama-fueled activity looks good on paper (as long as you don't read the fine print) but it's like trying to cure a paper cut on your finger by lopping off that entire hand.