your pictures.

[Erica Mena]

He's asking Freud if his tits are bigger

[Frood]

Seaboobs has won over at BF. He's exposed my female gender once and for all and I doubt I'll ever be able to recover from it.... :(

 That's still a thing?  ac_toofunny

I held off admitting it for as long as possible but he's an uncanny force of nature and he's forced my hand after years of my deception otherwise unchecked by all and sundry...bar that one magnificent internet sleuth and wank warrior.



I'm not even sure if I can pivot back to feminine posting or banter easily. I guess my entire online identity has been sabotaged now.

[Frood]

He's asking Freud if his tits are bigger

He objectifies me so.... ac_crying

[Dove]

He's asking Freud if his tits are bigger

  ac_toofunny

[Frood]

He's asking Freud if his tits are bigger

  ac_toofunny

Gravity, age, and childbirth haven't been kind to me.



I have dermatitis where my elastic bra straps rest.  ac_crying

[Dove]

  ac_toofunny

Gravity, age, and childbirth haven't been kind to me.



I have dermatitis where my elastic bra straps rest.  ac_crying

 You gotta stop wearing bras......that's the key.



 I have bras that I sometimes will wear for aesthetic only. Normally its sports bras or nothing  



 Bras are bad for boobs.



 I know I sound like a dirty hippie. No tampons. No disposable pads. And no bras.



 I DO shave though.

[cw_]

I get my sports bras from me undies.

[Frood]

Gravity, age, and childbirth haven't been kind to me.



I have dermatitis where my elastic bra straps rest.  ac_crying

 You gotta stop wearing bras......that's the key.



 I have bras that I sometimes will wear for aesthetic only. Normally its sports bras or nothing  



 Bras are bad for boobs.



 I know I sound like a dirty hippie. No tampons. No disposable pads. And no bras.



 I DO shave though.

 



I only wear them because my pierced nipples are a conversation starter and stopper when the mercury dips.



I mean.... like my eyes are up here, guys....



After years of home IPL treatments, there are no issues with unwanted hair growth though.... my hoo hoo is as smooth as a snake's skin after slithering through a lanolin factory.



Small mercies I guess.

[Frood]

I get my sports bras from me undies.

 

[Dove]

 You gotta stop wearing bras......that's the key.



 I have bras that I sometimes will wear for aesthetic only. Normally its sports bras or nothing  



 Bras are bad for boobs.



 I know I sound like a dirty hippie. No tampons. No disposable pads. And no bras.



 I DO shave though.

 



I only wear them because my pierced nipples are a conversation starter and stopper when the mercury dips.



I mean.... like my eyes are up here, guys....



After years of home IPL treatments, there are no issues with unwanted hair growth though.... my hoo hoo is as smooth as a snake's skin after slithering through a lanolin factory.



Small mercies I guess.

 My husband had his nipples pierced. He took them out after I had the baby out of fear Squish would grab at them lol.

[Dove]

I get my sports bras from me undies.

 

[Erica Mena]

 You gotta stop wearing bras......that's the key.



 I have bras that I sometimes will wear for aesthetic only. Normally its sports bras or nothing  



 Bras are bad for boobs.



 I know I sound like a dirty hippie. No tampons. No disposable pads. And no bras.



 I DO shave though.

 



I only wear them because my pierced nipples are a conversation starter and stopper when the mercury dips.



I mean.... like my eyes are up here, guys....



After years of home IPL treatments, there are no issues with unwanted hair growth though.... my hoo hoo is as smooth as a snake's skin after slithering through a lanolin factory.



Small mercies I guess.

Semen really gonna blow his load reading that one

[Frood]

 



I only wear them because my pierced nipples are a conversation starter and stopper when the mercury dips.



I mean.... like my eyes are up here, guys....



After years of home IPL treatments, there are no issues with unwanted hair growth though.... my hoo hoo is as smooth as a snake's skin after slithering through a lanolin factory.



Small mercies I guess.

 My husband had his nipples pierced. He took them out after I had the baby out of fear Squish would grab at them lol.

I took mine out for a year of breastfeeding for fear of choking my wee little one... plus she had treated my pierced nips early on like a game of whack a mole.



It was just creepy feeling... it was like my breasts were an infant's board game and nipples were player's pieces...

[Dove]

 My husband had his nipples pierced. He took them out after I had the baby out of fear Squish would grab at them lol.

I took mine out for a year of breastfeeding for fear of choking my wee little one... plus she had treated my pierced nips early on like a game of whack a mole.



It was just creepy feeling... it was like my breasts were an infant's board game and nipples were player's pieces...

 I'm still lactating. Not even kidding. If I squeeze my boob right now I will shoot milk like a water gun.



 I weaned completely 2 years ago (yes I did extended breast feeding. No it wasnt intentional. She nursed for comfort and I couldnt bring myself to say no.....i know its gross....sue me) so now I'm just stuck like this forever and my doctor doesnt care at all. He flat out said "I really have no idea, but just dont worry about it" lol.



 I've thought about making breast milk soap lol. I dont want to go encouraging this though so I'm still waiting it out.

[Frood]

I took mine out for a year of breastfeeding for fear of choking my wee little one... plus she had treated my pierced nips early on like a game of whack a mole.



It was just creepy feeling... it was like my breasts were an infant's board game and nipples were player's pieces...

 I'm still lactating. Not even kidding. If I squeeze my boob right now I will shoot milk like a water gun.



 I weaned completely 2 years ago (yes I did extended breast feeding. No it wasnt intentional. She nursed for comfort and I couldnt bring myself to say no.....i know its gross....sue me) so now I'm just stuck like this forever and my doctor doesnt care at all. He flat out said "I really have no idea, but just dont worry about it" lol.

That's an untapped (pardon the pun) revenue source.... human breast milk cheeses and cultured dairy products fetch a premium on the grey market.