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Why do men fuck anything that moves?

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Odinson

Quote from: Dove post_id=466799 time=1658812776 user_id=3266
Pube hair is gross.



 I could never be having pit hair either. I dont care how natural it is.....all that body hair is a problem for me.



 That's gotta get sweaty and funky. Nope!



 I require manscaping as well. I dont allow anything I could scrub my cast iron with to be rubbing up against my tender lady bits.


If a guy "manscapes", he probably doesnt like pussy.

Dove

Quote from: Odinson post_id=466836 time=1658858249 user_id=136
Quote from: Dove post_id=466799 time=1658812776 user_id=3266
Pube hair is gross.



 I could never be having pit hair either. I dont care how natural it is.....all that body hair is a problem for me.



 That's gotta get sweaty and funky. Nope!



 I require manscaping as well. I dont allow anything I could scrub my cast iron with to be rubbing up against my tender lady bits.


If a guy "manscapes", he probably doesnt like pussy.


 That doesnt make sense at all, Odi.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Odinson

Quote from: Dove post_id=466837 time=1658859207 user_id=3266
Quote from: Odinson post_id=466836 time=1658858249 user_id=136




If a guy "manscapes", he probably doesnt like pussy.


 That doesnt make sense at all, Odi.


A guy who shaves his legs or ball hair probably likes to play in the dirt.





Like Thiel... He is creative.

Frood

Quote from: Odinson post_id=466836 time=1658858249 user_id=136
Quote from: Dove post_id=466799 time=1658812776 user_id=3266
Pube hair is gross.



 I could never be having pit hair either. I dont care how natural it is.....all that body hair is a problem for me.



 That's gotta get sweaty and funky. Nope!



 I require manscaping as well. I dont allow anything I could scrub my cast iron with to be rubbing up against my tender lady bits.


If a guy "manscapes", he probably doesnt like pussy.


I don't manscape... I remove everything a dozen times or so per year. It's cleaner and less sticky in the heat.
Blahhhhhh...

Dove

Quote from: Odinson post_id=466838 time=1658859613 user_id=136
Quote from: Dove post_id=466837 time=1658859207 user_id=3266




 That doesnt make sense at all, Odi.


A guy who shaves his legs or ball hair probably likes to play in the dirt.





Like Thiel... He is creative.


 Manscaping just means keeping your groin beat and tidy.....not shaving legs lol.



 Its considerate.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous


Odinson

Quote from: Dove post_id=466845 time=1658861710 user_id=3266
Quote from: Odinson post_id=466838 time=1658859613 user_id=136




A guy who shaves his legs or ball hair probably likes to play in the dirt.





Like Thiel... He is creative.


 Manscaping just means keeping your groin beat and tidy.....not shaving legs lol.



 Its considerate.


You know what they say...



Considerate men finish last.

Frood

Quote from: Odinson post_id=466848 time=1658866970 user_id=136
Quote from: Dove post_id=466845 time=1658861710 user_id=3266




 Manscaping just means keeping your groin beat and tidy.....not shaving legs lol.



 Its considerate.


You know what they say...



Considerate men finish last.




We do...



....because you fuckers blow your loads in under 2 minutes and don't get repeat sex through the night or a phone number after...
Blahhhhhh...

Odinson

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=466895 time=1658913347 user_id=1676
Quote from: Odinson post_id=466848 time=1658866970 user_id=136




You know what they say...



Considerate men finish last.




We do...



....because you fuckers blow your loads in under 2 minutes and don't get repeat sex through the night or a phone number after...


Thats just the emergency load.



The intensive care comes after.

Dove

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=466895 time=1658913347 user_id=1676
Quote from: Odinson post_id=466848 time=1658866970 user_id=136




You know what they say...



Considerate men finish last.




We do...



....because you fuckers blow your loads in under 2 minutes and don't get repeat sex through the night or a phone number after...




 I've never been with any guy who didnt finish in two minutes the first round.



 I just consider the first one foreplay. Get that one over with like an appetizer and then the main course can start.  ac_drinks



 I always used to think being with the same person for years and years would dull that somewhat. But it doesnt.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Frood

There are tricks involved with prolonging time before load blowing... my wife goes off in under a minute though... sometimes it shits me.... like "what am I? A human sex toy?"
Blahhhhhh...

Dove

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=468518 time=1659555694 user_id=1676
There are tricks involved with prolonging time before load blowing... my wife goes off in under a minute though... sometimes it shits me.... like "what am I? A human sex toy?"


 It doesnt take much when it's someone you've been with a lot and they know how to properly pull all your triggers.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Frood

I'm just a prop for her itch... ridem cowgirl and start the stopwatch...
Blahhhhhh...

Dove

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=468523 time=1659556274 user_id=1676
I'm just a prop for her itch... ridem cowgirl and start the stopwatch...


 Sounds rough!
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Odinson

I´m too horny to care about prolonging... I want to drop the load in ASAP.





Not really into to that whole woman on top thing... Its not as exciting.



Putting her in positions I like is more natural for me.







I can go many times.