I just fluffed on the porch....

[Frood]

....and half a minute later a pedestrian and her child walked past the driveway and accused each other of dropping their guts!





 



They looked at me then attacked each other.... apparently I was too far away to ever be considered.

[Anonymous]

How close to the street is your porch?  Do you even have a front yard at all?

[Dove]

Hahahahaha gross lol

[cw_]

[Frood]

How close to the street is your porch?  Do you even have a front yard at all?

About 160 feet.



The yard is four times that.

[Frood]

[Breakfall]

[Trump’s Niece]

You pooped on your porch?!

[Poppy]

This is why Freud should never be allowed to start threads, this is idiotic.

[Frood]

You pooped on your porch?!

A momentary loss of flatulence control....

This is why Freud should never be allowed to start threads, this is idiotic.

Shush, you effeminate pansy.... Old Dinky has a porcelain shitter that needs you to clean it.

[Poppy]

why don't you faceswap the poop pile with your face, that might be entertaining.

[Frood]

Poop pile, Popples?

[Breakfall]

....and half a minute later a pedestrian and her child walked past the driveway and accused each other of dropping their guts!





 



They looked at me then attacked each other.... apparently I was too far away to ever be considered.

My farts don't stink aye! I take a minimum of two shits a day and wash behind the anal flaps, I'm hygienically OCD. If I smell someone's smelly fart, I envision their lower bowels to be packed with turds and the odour I'm smelling is the gas that just hugged those said turds intimately sending shit particles right up my nose. Shit isn't meant to brew braaah!