My dad is trying to get me banned

[Dove]

That thing he's with has him acting like a damn fool. Think it's time to cut him off again.

 You've had to cut him off over this before?



 That really sucks. I'm sorry :/

Hahahaha...don't you want to see Erica kick some frontbum?  

 I'm not really fan of violence. I'd moreso prefer her father would take her side and put his girlfriend in check or find someone more family oriented.

Violence is for survivors. When shit hits the fan, people like Erica and myself command attention. It's in our blood. They used to call our kind warriors back in the day. If someone comes barging in unannounced...we chop 'em off at the knees. Half pint. Lol

 Okay

[Erica Mena]

From my uncles party tomorrow night. He thinks I'm going to beat up his fiancé's moose of a daughter. My uncle is not gonna ban me lol





I'm getting dolled up with a new outfit and hair color. You know how much my makeup and clothes cost? I'm not gonna ruin it by getting sweaty from beating that cow's ass. He acts like such a girl, I swear.

Lol wat?



Who the fuck are you trying to intimidate? All anybody needs to do it swat those swimming rings you call lips with a loosely rolled newspaper and your ass is crying before you grab the jar of vasaline.

Mess with my kids or sister and I'll snap. Hell, I've even thrown a bitch into a fire hydrant over my husband. I'm too old to be fighting, but my family is everything to me.

[Breakfall]

 You've had to cut him off over this before?



 That really sucks. I'm sorry :/

Hahahaha...don't you want to see Erica kick some frontbum?  

 I'm not really fan of violence. I'd moreso prefer her father would take her side and put his girlfriend in check or find someone more family oriented.

Violence is for survivors. When shit hits the fan, people like Erica and myself command attention. It's in our blood. They used to call our kind warriors back in the day. If someone comes barging in unannounced...we chop 'em off at the knees. Half pint. Lol

 Okay

You need to learn self defence and stop being a pussy! A gun isn't always on hand.

[Erica Mena]

That thing he's with has him acting like a damn fool. Think it's time to cut him off again.

 You've had to cut him off over this before?



 That really sucks. I'm sorry :/

Yes. Back when I was trying different meds and going thru it.







It's mainly my little sisters arguing with him. I get dragged in tho since I'm the oldest.

[Dove]

Hahahaha...don't you want to see Erica kick some frontbum?  

 I'm not really fan of violence. I'd moreso prefer her father would take her side and put his girlfriend in check or find someone more family oriented.

Violence is for survivors. When shit hits the fan, people like Erica and myself command attention. It's in our blood. They used to call our kind warriors back in the day. If someone comes barging in unannounced...we chop 'em off at the knees. Half pint. Lol

 Okay

You need to learn self defence and stop being a pussy! A gun isn't always on hand.

 You assume I havent?



 Is it because I was only 16 when you belly crawled across some Nigerian river with 10 pounds of cocaine in your ass with a shiv between your teeth during a violent melee African civil war that tells you I've never learned self defense?

[Breakfall]

That thing he's with has him acting like a damn fool. Think it's time to cut him off again.

 You've had to cut him off over this before?



 That really sucks. I'm sorry :/

Yes. Back when I was trying different meds and going thru it.







It's mainly my little sisters arguing with him. I get dragged in tho since I'm the oldest.

You have such preddy pursed lips though...that pout would melt most blokes into a puddle.  ac_blush

[Dove]

That thing he's with has him acting like a damn fool. Think it's time to cut him off again.

 You've had to cut him off over this before?



 That really sucks. I'm sorry :/

Yes. Back when I was trying different meds and going thru it.







It's mainly my little sisters arguing with him. I get dragged in tho since I'm the oldest.

 Yeah being the oldest has those perks lol



 My oldest daughter is pretty protective over her sisters. Except when it comes to me. She will tell them "Nope! You're on your own with mom!"



 Anyone outside the family.....forget it. She will kill.

[Breakfall]

Martial Arts huh?

[KM]

From my uncles party tomorrow night. He thinks I'm going to beat up his fiancé's moose of a daughter. My uncle is not gonna ban me lol





I'm getting dolled up with a new outfit and hair color. You know how much my makeup and clothes cost? I'm not gonna ruin it by getting sweaty from beating that cow's ass. He acts like such a girl, I swear.

Lol wat?



Who the fuck are you trying to intimidate? All anybody needs to do it swat those swimming rings you call lips with a loosely rolled newspaper and your ass is crying before you grab the jar of vasaline.

Mess with my kids or sister and I'll snap. Hell, I've even thrown a bitch into a fire hydrant over my husband. I'm too old to be fighting, but my family is everything to me.

You need to stop playing GTA before you throw your hip out, chica.



That shits turning you into Mousie from Ma Vida Loca but she didn't need an oxygen tank after she started talking out her neck.



See, this is what you get for hopping onto Dumbzos wheelchair side car. What Wish code did you use for your outfit? Oldladymexican?



Don't you got some mangos to cut or something?

[Breakfall]

Jesus Christ! ^^^^

[Erica Mena]

Not mi vida loca. Asshole  







I fucking hate you sometimes lol

[KM]

You know ily flea

[Poppy]

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Grand theft granny and her colostomy bag man Benzo.



 ac_toofunny

[KM]

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Grand theft granny and her colostomy bag man Benzo.



 ac_toofunny

Behahahahaha



If she really wanted to piss her family off she'd hand them her phone and make them read Deadzo.



You damn well know she's out buying a colostomy bag so she can send DumbZo a sample of the punch bowl so the nurses can feed his ass like an IV.

[KM]

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