Who would have thought..

[Breakfall]

He's a Canadian that lives in the sticks and sniffs his septic tank on the daily for kicks...

Seppo Canuck!  ac_lmfao

[Breakfall]

I don't care about anyone's race.  

You used to regularly go on anti-immigrant rants years ago...  What happened?

Oh it's you Mel! Carry on brother...  ac_biggrin

[Aryan]

80 IQ bulb-headed Somalians...

Damn those fuckers are ugly, nearly as bad as Abbos....

[Breakfall]

[Odinson]

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[Dove]

. There are tons of men who are all stuck in sexless marriages who all have the same story. She was an insatiable freak who couldnt get enough and she was down for anything. And then it just....stopped.









 ac_hithere





My marriage isn't sexless. I'm just too tired to be freaky nowadays

 Same.



 But we dont hear from people like us because we arent the ones complaining lol.

[Lokmar]

 Clothes are not natural. The internet is not natural.



 Oral sex? Totally natural. Even animals lick eachothers privates.



 Dont have sex with dirty people and you'll be fine. According to my husband his live in girl friend he had before me was icky and he thought he hated doing it. He hated everything about it.



 Turns out he just hated doing it to her lol.

I suppose I can't totally disagree...  Many years ago I went through a phase that I am not proud of, and had a one-night-stand with some chick I've never seen before nor since.  Even after a shower the next day, my dick still stunk.  I literally could not wash the stench of rotten puss off my cock until a couple more showers.



That said, I think society as a whole is degenerating.  Sex is supposed to be about making babies and forming a bond, not jamming tongues and other objects up other peoples asses.



I'm a fairly tolerant guy, but even 'mainstream' porn has now become something so degenerate compared to the Playboy mags I was familiar with as a kid.



Even seeing a nigger dick defile White women turns my stomach.  I've seen too much degeneracy lately, and we need to get back to basics!







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My ex wifes cunt smelled really bad. I think if she wiped backwards, it would have been better!



And yea, that nigger jizz ruins white women for sure!!!

[Blazor]

My marriage isn't sexless. I'm just too tired to be freaky nowadays

I would bottle up some of my energy and send it to you if I could lol  ac_dance





I've always been up for gettin' freaky. Hell, I use to have Saturday night Fuck Fests til the sun came up  

[Anonymous]

Some guys may like anal because it's a tighter fit, but I didn't think most women enjoy it.



However, there was a female poster that once posted around these parts, Real Woman, that apparently loved the anal sex.



I am curious if, after all these years of anal, she now must wear adult diapers to catch the shit that leaks out?  The possibility of that is very real and very strong!

 Women who claim to love anal sex are lying. They men to see them as sexy, the whole "not like other girls" thing. They are the "cool" girl friend that likes to watch porn with their boyfriend (notice how I'm saying GF/BF?) and they dont have many sexual boundaries. Also open to three ways even though they are hetro .... they claim to be a bit "Bi".



 It's the "if you cant beat them, join them"  sort of thinking where they think men will want them more or not cheat on them if they can be funnier and hotter and more sexual than average women.



 Women who make an effort to fit into what they think men want.  You can always tell because female sexuality is very different from a males and most of that shit is more stereotypical.  Men are supposed to want three ways and think sex with two women is hot. Men are supposed to watch porn and wanna have porn sex. Men are supposed to want to fuck a woman in the ass.

You seem awfully sure of your convictions in this regard. I'd ask if it was something you genuinely believed, or if it were merely something you wished were the case. So many people in this world and I'm sure you can find many who would support your assertions... but it does seem rather presumptuous to expect all women would agree with you.



For instance, if a woman thought there was a reward of loyalty for "getting her freak on" she might actually love the idea of anal, no matter how painful it was. In fact I put it to you that some would even seek it in preference to vaginal for that reason, possibly others. One of my ex-girlfriends (who wasnt into anal) told me about her friend Stephanie who apparently fit this particular bill. Stephanie was a total germophobe who kept an enema hose in her bathroom, as she actively abhorred vaginal sex and preferred her boyfriends to go in her back door instead. I never met Stephanie myself and cannot comment directly, though I see no reason to doubt my ex-gf's sincerity in the retelling. Who knows how Stephanie might have arrived at her exercised preference; all I can say is that while you and I might argue her state of mind, the fact is she was exercising a preference that she had, moreover she was quite active in the pursuit. To the point where she would bemoan the absence of her boyfrends and their cocks whenever she would break up with them (which was often).



I'm not suggesting you don't avoid the practice. Maybe you tried it and didn't enjoy it... not my business to know and I'm not suggesting a retelling if you have. Nor am I inviting you to cough upendless examples of confirmation because I'm sure you can find plenty of women to testify that they found it unpleasant. Not a woman myself, nor have I ever taken schlong in the hoop so I cannot comment from personal experience. The closest I ever came to having a partner stick anything up my ass was a south african chick who introduced me to the joys of analingus... which for the record was an unlooked pleasure from my perspective and a skill she had learned from a lesbian girlfriend.



She was a leftie. Make of that what you will. Here's some thinking music to get you in the mood.

[Breakfall]

Fuck dude...you talk a lot! I don't even know you....but you should consider shutting the fuck up. I actually make a living on selling short stories would you believe?



But seriously, shut the the fuck up!

[Anonymous]

I considered it once.



Took all of about three seconds.



And I realised that learning so many Words at an early age was an invaluable asset for winding up the crap out of frustrated millennial bogans who weren't old enough to remember shit like Narrara, Captain Goodvibes and the Zarsoff Brothers.



And that you weren't in a position to take your frustrations out on my person.  



Not to worry. Give your pillow a good workout, you'll feel better for it.

[weebles]

We all have a little bit of Logan in our life's IMO

[Breakfall]

I considered it once.



Took all of about three seconds.



And I realised that learning so many Words at an early age was an invaluable asset for winding up the crap out of frustrated millennial bogans who weren't old enough to remember shit like Narrara, Captain Goodvibes and the Zarsoff Brothers.



And that you weren't in a position to take your frustrations out on my person.  



Not to worry. Give your pillow a good workout, you'll feel better for it.

Such a good song!

[Breakfall]

I will try choose a song...

[Breakfall]