Are you as white as me

[Anonymous]

What a diplomatic response. I can live with that.

[Renee]

What a diplomatic response. I can live with that.

Yeah that's me, diplomacy all the way.  

[keeper]

Oooo you are a tall one!



I'm afraid of bears Keeper.

You have no idea how scared I am of Bears, When I was younger my brother , Father, Mother and I went to Rock Lake (really remote) When we got there 2 station wagons were leaving and there were 2 Game Wardens walking around with shot guns. My Dad asked one of them whats the deal? He said there was a Black with her cubs close by that we were suppose to stay in the camper until all was clear. Hours went by and no one came, no one told us NOT to pitch a tent. So My dad, the wonderful man he was KICKED both my brother and me in to the tent for the night., Well low and behold that Bear come back, I woke up first just shaking. you know that feeling, you can hear a pin drop, listening to try pin point where hes at, my brother wanted to scream but I told him I would bleed him if we lived. 20 minutes went by and we couldn't hear him so we ran as fast as we could to the camper and started screaming for our dad. I literally shit myself I was so scared.

So did your dad let you in the camper even though you smelled like poop?



Because if it were me, I'd say stinky can stay outside and sleep with the bear.

My dad was a drinker, Mom opened the door and the way we were screaming she thought we were seriously hurt. Dad got up and gave us shit for making so much noise, I remember sitting at the stupid camper table and mom cooking us warm milk, like im going to fuckin drink it WTF MOM.....



When we got up in the morning, we looked to see what damage and in the fire pit the Bear scratched at the dead coals(prolly smelled some food) The claw was massive... We didn't sleep in the tent that night.



And Renee, my dear, my shit don't stink   , why do you think I think im so much better than all of you. (fixes hair)

[Renee]

You have no idea how scared I am of Bears, When I was younger my brother , Father, Mother and I went to Rock Lake (really remote) When we got there 2 station wagons were leaving and there were 2 Game Wardens walking around with shot guns. My Dad asked one of them whats the deal? He said there was a Black with her cubs close by that we were suppose to stay in the camper until all was clear. Hours went by and no one came, no one told us NOT to pitch a tent. So My dad, the wonderful man he was KICKED both my brother and me in to the tent for the night., Well low and behold that Bear come back, I woke up first just shaking. you know that feeling, you can hear a pin drop, listening to try pin point where hes at, my brother wanted to scream but I told him I would bleed him if we lived. 20 minutes went by and we couldn't hear him so we ran as fast as we could to the camper and started screaming for our dad. I literally shit myself I was so scared.

So did your dad let you in the camper even though you smelled like poop?



Because if it were me, I'd say stinky can stay outside and sleep with the bear.

My dad was a drinker, Mom opened the door and the way we were screaming she thought we were seriously hurt. Dad got up and gave us shit for making so much noise, I remember sitting at the stupid camper table and mom cooking us warm milk, like im going to fuckin drink it WTF MOM.....



When we got up in the morning, we looked to see what damage and in the fire pit the Bear scratched at the dead coals(prolly smelled some food) The claw was massive... We didn't sleep in the tent that night.



And Renee, my dear, my shit don't stink   , why do you think I think im so much better than all of you. (fixes hair)

[Anonymous]

You have no idea how scared I am of Bears, When I was younger my brother , Father, Mother and I went to Rock Lake (really remote) When we got there 2 station wagons were leaving and there were 2 Game Wardens walking around with shot guns. My Dad asked one of them whats the deal? He said there was a Black with her cubs close by that we were suppose to stay in the camper until all was clear. Hours went by and no one came, no one told us NOT to pitch a tent. So My dad, the wonderful man he was KICKED both my brother and me in to the tent for the night., Well low and behold that Bear come back, I woke up first just shaking. you know that feeling, you can hear a pin drop, listening to try pin point where hes at, my brother wanted to scream but I told him I would bleed him if we lived. 20 minutes went by and we couldn't hear him so we ran as fast as we could to the camper and started screaming for our dad. I literally shit myself I was so scared.

So did your dad let you in the camper even though you smelled like poop?



Because if it were me, I'd say stinky can stay outside and sleep with the bear.

My dad was a drinker, Mom opened the door and the way we were screaming she thought we were seriously hurt. Dad got up and gave us shit for making so much noise, I remember sitting at the stupid camper table and mom cooking us warm milk, like im going to fuckin drink it WTF MOM.....



When we got up in the morning, we looked to see what damage and in the fire pit the Bear scratched at the dead coals(prolly smelled some food) The claw was massive... We didn't sleep in the tent that night.



And Renee, my dear, my shit don't stink   , why do you think I think im so much better than all of you. (fixes hair)

What a terrifying experience that must have been Keeper..



It's no surprise you van remember the details so well.

[RW]

LOL Keeper!



Getting stared at is awkward.  Getting upgrades at hotels is good though :)

[RW]

I'm not tall Real Woman.

 :|

Not everyone can be tall. I'm 5'9 which is fine except when I wear my favourite pair of heels which make me 6ft.  People stare.

i'm sure most people stare whether you are 5'9" or 6'.......probably the hairlip..... :ugeek:

I bet you get stared at too with my shoe hanging out of your ass!

[Anonymous]

Not everyone can be tall. I'm 5'9 which is fine except when I wear my favourite pair of heels which make me 6ft.  People stare.

i'm sure most people stare whether you are 5'9" or 6'.......probably the hairlip..... :ugeek:

I bet you get stared at too with my shoe hanging out of your ass!

 

[Renee]

LOL Keeper!



Getting stared at is awkward.  Getting upgrades at hotels is good though :)

Okay how are those two connected. :?



On second thought, maybe I don't want to know. :o  

[Anonymous]

LOL Keeper!



Getting stared at is awkward.  Getting upgrades at hotels is good though :)

Okay how are those two connected. :?



On second thought, maybe I don't want to know. :o  

Beautiful women get better service is what Real Woman means I feel Renee.

[Renee]

LOL Keeper!



Getting stared at is awkward.  Getting upgrades at hotels is good though :)

Okay how are those two connected. :?



On second thought, maybe I don't want to know. :o  

Beautiful women get better service is what Real Woman means I feel Renee.

I know Fash, I'm just joking.

[Anonymous]

Okay how are those two connected. :?



On second thought, maybe I don't want to know. :o  

Beautiful women get better service is what Real Woman means I feel Renee.

I know Fash, I'm just joking.

Ooops, have a nice long weekend Renee.

 :)

[Obvious Li]

LOL Keeper!



Getting stared at is awkward.  Getting upgrades at hotels is good though :)

Okay how are those two connected. :?



On second thought, maybe I don't want to know. :o  

me either.....last time she went to a hotel down east she said she dressed up as a hooker and walked around the lobby all day and even the bell hop didn't notice....so lord only knows what she would have to do to get a room up grade.......just sayin we need pics

[Renee]

LOL Keeper!



Getting stared at is awkward.  Getting upgrades at hotels is good though :)

Okay how are those two connected. :?



On second thought, maybe I don't want to know. :o  

me either.....last time she went to a hotel down east she said she dressed up as a hooker and walked around the lobby all day and even the bell hop didn't notice....so lord only knows what she would have to do to get a room up grade.......just sayin we need pics

I find it hard to believe that no one would notice a 6 foot tall hooker.

 

But as you say we need pics.

[RW]

Well Renee, first you stun them with your tallness then you tell them you like to sleep sideways on a bed and voila!  Room with a king size bed and a jacuzzi tub.



Note: Women don't fall for it.