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Well, time to hit the hay. Good night.

Breakfall

Quote from: "Flea Bag" post_id=482017 time=1668578440
Well, time to hit the hay. Good night.


Keep your hand off it!  :001_rolleyes:

Berry Sweet

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Frood

Quote from: "Jo Ho Ho" post_id=482016 time=1668578402
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=482010 time=1668578144 user_id=1676




My hand was crushed 25 years ago and I still function now at 100%... I can't curl a tight fist but that's why God gave us two to work with.... you big pussy.


How did you break your hand? Doing construction work?


Crawling along the floor of a hydroelectric turbine trying to get up in a different section we needed to recore. Somebody untied the safely lines to the scaffolding up top and tried to shift it to save time. It got jammed between the walls, there was no alarm sounded, and I was coming out on my belly below to go vertical, it all shifted/slammed down on my left hand as I was emerging. A few seconds later, I'd have been dead.



Anybody who doubts what adrenaline can do for strength should look at how much weight I lifted off my hand while I was on my belly.
Blahhhhhh...

Berry Sweet

#19
You mentioned this on my thread...some hand doc on vacation saved your hand?



Were you conscious thru all this and feel it?

Breakfall

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=482020 time=1668578861 user_id=1676
Quote from: "Jo Ho Ho" post_id=482016 time=1668578402




How did you break your hand? Doing construction work?


Crawling along the floor of a hydroelectric turbine trying to get up in a different section we needed to recore. Somebody untied the safely lines to the scaffolding up top and tried to shift it to save time. It got jammed between the walls, there was no alarm sounded, and I was coming out on my belly below to go vertical, it all shifted/slammed down on my left hand as I was emerging. A few seconds later, I'd have been dead.



Anybody who doubts what adrenaline can do for strength should look at how much weight I lifted off my hand while I was on my belly.

Damn! Looking on the bright side...fingers heal really quick!

Frood

Quote from: Breakfall post_id=482022 time=1668579061 user_id=3358
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=482020 time=1668578861 user_id=1676




Crawling along the floor of a hydroelectric turbine trying to get up in a different section we needed to recore. Somebody untied the safely lines to the scaffolding up top and tried to shift it to save time. It got jammed between the walls, there was no alarm sounded, and I was coming out on my belly below to go vertical, it all shifted/slammed down on my left hand as I was emerging. A few seconds later, I'd have been dead.



Anybody who doubts what adrenaline can do for strength should look at how much weight I lifted off my hand while I was on my belly.

Damn! Looking on the bright side...fingers heal really quick!


My hand had hundreds of shards in the xray and I found out later that the hospital wanted to amputate.



But, a doctor there had a friend from down south who he knew was on vacation in the area....and he was a specialist hand and foot surgeon.



That guy saved my hand by putting it back together like a 3D puzzle while I was knocked out.



He had cut short his holiday just to save a hand in a regional hospital. I never got to thank him for that but wish I could.
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

I nearly crushed my hand when I first started working at Moli Energy. I was asked to clear a stuck cell in the crimper. My first day and she didn't tell me there was a switch to turn off the psi. I started trying to jiggle the cell to take it out. If I got it, my hand would have been crushed. The trainer came finally came around the corner and told me about the switch.

Frood

Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=482021 time=1668579044 user_id=164
You mentioned this on my thread...some hand doc on vacation saved your hand?



Were you conscious thru all this and feel it?


Sorry, missed this reply.



See the thread.
Blahhhhhh...

Frood

Quote from: "Flea bag" post_id=482004 time=1668577744
So you crushed your hand and you are a gimp now, huh?

 :roll:


Don't care.


Quote from: "Flea Bag" post_id=482025 time=1668580119 user_id=1
I nearly crushed my hand when I first started working at Moli Energy. I was asked to clear a stuck cell in the crimper. My first day and she didn't tell me there was a switch to turn off the psi. I started trying to jiggle the cell to take it out. If I got it, my hand would have been crushed. The trainer came finally came around the corner and told me about the switch.


You can't attack somebody then expect they carry on the convo with your story in niceties.



My hand can't take a hard punch but it can wield a blade quite easily.



Pray you never find out.
Blahhhhhh...

Breakfall

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=482023 time=1668579515 user_id=1676
Quote from: Breakfall post_id=482022 time=1668579061 user_id=3358


Damn! Looking on the bright side...fingers heal really quick!


My hand had hundreds of shards in the xray and I found out later that the hospital wanted to amputate.



But, a doctor there had a friend from down south who he knew was on vacation in the area....and he was a specialist hand and foot surgeon.



That guy saved my hand by putting it back together like a 3D puzzle while I was knocked out.



He had cut short his holiday just to save a hand in a regional hospital. I never got to thank him for that but wish I could.

Good stuff!



A have a few loose shards in my left hand. Shards came off my index finger and full-spiral cracking down both my little and ring fingers. Smashed into a stationary car doing on illegal U-turn just behind a blind-rise at 70 kms/hr. Went into multiple spins and the actually inertia did the damage to my hand. The steering wheel was buckled from the force of hand coupled with the impact. It throbs only in Winter thank fuck...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=482029 time=1668580534 user_id=1676
Quote from: "Flea bag" post_id=482004 time=1668577744
So you crushed your hand and you are a gimp now, huh?

 :roll:


Don't care.


Quote from: "Flea Bag" post_id=482025 time=1668580119 user_id=1
I nearly crushed my hand when I first started working at Moli Energy. I was asked to clear a stuck cell in the crimper. My first day and she didn't tell me there was a switch to turn off the psi. I started trying to jiggle the cell to take it out. If I got it, my hand would have been crushed. The trainer came finally came around the corner and told me about the switch.


You can't attack somebody then expect they carry on the convo with your story in niceties.



My hand can't take a hard punch but it can wield a blade quite easily.



Pray you never find out.


I won't lose any sleep over it.

Frood

Quote from: "Flea Bag" post_id=482036 time=1668583110
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=482029 time=1668580534 user_id=1676




Don't care.







You can't attack somebody then expect they carry on the convo with your story in niceties.



My hand can't take a hard punch but it can wield a blade quite easily.



Pray you never find out.


I won't lose any sleep over it.


Oh, good... you apparently sleep sometimes...
Blahhhhhh...

Breakfall

They say lipstick was originally used to accentuate the lips, making them fuller-looking and emulate the aroused vulva. So they say...  ac_razz

Frood

Quote from: Breakfall post_id=482038 time=1668584681 user_id=3358
They say lipstick was originally used to accentuate the lips, making them fuller-looking and emulate the aroused vulva. So they say...  ac_razz




Lipstick and all make-up was pioneered in Western cultures to lend a feminity with male actors pretending to be female for their skit or stage play.



Women weren't allowed to act at the time.



It was an all male endeavour.



Women tried to subvert this by adopting stocking, wigs, higher heels, and even more make-up... then they began stealing piercings (first on their ears, then later on their bits), pants, and tattoos. I'm not talking 20th century but centuries before.



Nearly everything that is considered feminine by today's standards was once something only men did.



But that's what women do... they subvert.
Blahhhhhh...