So I plan on getting a cat

[TheProwler]

Poor Joe. He gets it from all ends lol

I think it's because of my dark luscious full head of hair, Erica.



Men like Herman and TheProwler get jealous very easily.



As their hairlines recede, it reminds them of the Youth they've lost & no longer have.



Even on the Internet, my hair follicles doth shine through & pierce the screen of posters here.



Some just can't take it you know.  

Hahahaha!!!



Senile Joe's only positive trait:  Hair.



What a loser.

[Erica Mena]

I'm thinking about all of it. Can't risk the kitty scratching my babies. I'd have to really train it to be sweet

It's not just the cat, it's the family that adopts him too. Think for a minute - you came in asking about cats so you might learn a bit more, your littlies are likely no different and might need a little guidance similar to what you've received here. Most shelters I know of will let you know what (if any) issues your cat might have before you adopt him, the rest is really down to the environment you are bringing Tibbles into.



If there's one constant I know where cats are concerned it's that unlike dogs, they are not a pack animal and generally will not keep getting in your face if they've decided it's alone-time. If things are not to their liking, they'll find a place where they can not be bugged, so if someone is in the habit of tormenting it (pulling tails, putting stickytape on their paws etc) a cat will take to avoiding them like the plague.



Give them affection and care, you'll get it back in spades. A cat you've cared for will care for you, chilling out with you when you're sick or blue, curling up in your lap and purring when you're in the mood to relax and so on.

I heard cats take in their owners attitudes

They certainly develop audible cues to get your attention. Studies have indicated they develop their miaows to best attract the owners attention, but a good slice of their communication is done with tail movements and very little with their vocalizations.

I think the kiddos will love a cat. They already love coming to grandmas, this will make it extra special.

[Anonymous]

Poor Joe. He gets it from all ends lol

I think it's because of my dark luscious full head of hair, Erica.



Men like Herman and TheProwler get jealous very easily.



As their hairlines recede, it reminds them of the Youth they've lost & no longer have.



Even on the Internet, my hair follicles doth shine through & pierce the screen of posters here.



Some just can't take it you know.  

Even if you were telling the truth, that is the best reason for guys to shave their heads. Has a full head getting you laid? No, so shave your  imaginary hair and maybe you will get some pretend sex.

[JOE]

I think it's because of my dark luscious full head of hair, Erica.



Men like Herman and TheProwler get jealous very easily.



As their hairlines recede, it reminds them of the Youth they've lost & no longer have.



Even on the Internet, my hair follicles doth shine through & pierce the screen of posters here.



Some just can't take it you know.  

Hahahaha!!!



Senile Joe's only positive trait:  Hair.



What a loser.

If you kin perform any of these manoeuvres, bald or non .... yer still young....Prowler!

[DKG]

Shen Li hates fluffy cats.



Too much flossing

You need new material.  ac_boring

[Blazor]

I'm thinking about all of it. Can't risk the kitty scratching my babies. I'd have to really train it to be sweet





I heard cats take in their owners attitudes

It wont "scratch" them, it will know better for the most part, depending on the situation. It will instead beat the child with its paws if it dont like the child, for reasons  



My lil brother, that happened to him lol, with my cat.



If that was true about cats having owners attitudes, she will be getting butt injections and eating tamales in no time  

[Blazor]

Give them affection and care, you'll get it back in spades. A cat you've cared for will care for you, chilling out with you when you're sick or blue, curling up in your lap and purring when you're in the mood to relax and so on.

This ^^^



My cats KNOW when Im sad, and will come over to me and give me love. Its crazy how they know.

[Herman]

I think it's because of my dark luscious full head of hair, Erica.



Men like Herman and TheProwler get jealous very easily.



As their hairlines recede, it reminds them of the Youth they've lost & no longer have.



Even on the Internet, my hair follicles doth shine through & pierce the screen of posters here.



Some just can't take it you know.  

Hahahaha!!!



Senile Joe's only positive trait:  Hair.



What a loser.

Hair that nobody on these forums has seen and no gal has ran her fingers through.  ac_toofunny

[Blazor]

Here ya go Aryan lol.





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[TheProwler]

Hair that nobody on these forums has seen and no gal has ran her fingers through.  ac_toofunny

This is what Senile Joe should shoot for....



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[Breakfall]

I brush him and his brother daily because they enjoy it. I have to trim him around the arse occasionally because he'll sometimes get a dag there. It's an effort to keep him still. He doesn't shed as much as his brother though, who looks more like a shorthair.

You shave your cats asshole so it looks more like you, dont lie  

Well I enjoy it when chick's lick my arse so naturally I keep it tidy. As for my cat...I don't want him to smear shit on the bed braaah! We're worlds apart!

 :MG_216:

[Lokmar]

Gross

[Breakfall]

Gross

What??  ac_dunno

[weebles]

WTF having and raising a human child should be alot harder then living with a house cat/Pussy

[Frood]

Shen Li hates fluffy cats.



Too much flossing

You need new material.  ac_boring

Unless Shen complains, I'll continue to serve up platters of fresh kitty jokes...