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Ozempic in Canada

Started by Trump’s Niece, January 24, 2023, 10:03:37 PM

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Trump’s Niece

300.00 a pen. Compared to 1500.00 here.





Why the fuck do you guys get it so cheap  :sad:
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Lokmar

Get the diabeetus. Then its cheap. A relative of mine has like a $5 copay per pen.

Herman

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300.00 a pen. Compared to 1500.00 here.





Why the fuck do you guys get it so cheap  :sad:

Dr Herman says ya don't need it.

Odinson

The pharmaceutical company owners need bread on the table too, you fucking commie.

Herman

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The pharmaceutical company owners need bread on the table too, you fucking commie.

So do those poor tech company tech company CEO's.

Anonymous

As well as the private rental landlords in Wilmington Delaware.

Breakfall

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As well as the private rental landlords in Wilmington Delaware.


Oi...I don't pack fudge....I want you to douche!  :yahoo:

Oliver Clotheshoffe

DO NOT TAKE OZEMPIC! Know what it's made from? The venom of the Gila Monster. You are literally injecting yourself with poison.



Inside the box is a pen with two needles. Why only two needles? Because the company recommends you use half the pen for one dose. YOU WILL END UP IN THE HOSPITAL WITH PANCREATITUS IF YOU DO THIS. If you do decide to use it start off with extremely small doses, maybe 3 or 4 clicks of the pen. Do not inject anywhere near the stomach, inject in your lower thigh. Even then you will be throwing up. It will take a long time to get used to so build up the dosage very slowly!



The commercial says "People using Ozempic have lost weight"... yeah because you're so fucking sick you can't keep anything down!
Life is too short to be in a hurry

Anonymous

I've been seeing a lot of stories about major rebound weight gains.  It's not worth it.

Trump’s Niece

I just found a way to get it in Canada! Praise God
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Lokmar

Quote from: "Oliver Clotheshoffe" post_id=492410 time=1674652663 user_id=3349
DO NOT TAKE OZEMPIC! Know what it's made from? The venom of the Gila Monster. You are literally injecting yourself with poison.



Inside the box is a pen with two needles. Why only two needles? Because the company recommends you use half the pen for one dose. YOU WILL END UP IN THE HOSPITAL WITH PANCREATITUS IF YOU DO THIS. If you do decide to use it start off with extremely small doses, maybe 3 or 4 clicks of the pen. Do not inject anywhere near the stomach, inject in your lower thigh. Even then you will be throwing up. It will take a long time to get used to so build up the dosage very slowly!



The commercial says "People using Ozempic have lost weight"... yeah because you're so fucking sick you can't keep anything down!


Seamolester beat diabeetus by having a Gila lizard chew on his wang, plus its the only way his junk gets stiff enough to rape all them kids in the CR Hovel.

Anonymous

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As well as the private rental landlords in Wilmington Delaware.


Oi...I don't pack fudge....I want you to douche!  :yahoo:


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Who are you kidding, you can't even get it up without your hourly Centrum enema and a 12 gauge urethral sounding rod!

Breakfall

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Oi...I don't pack fudge....I want you to douche!  :yahoo:


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Who are you kidding, you can't even get it up without your hourly Centrum enema and a 12 gauge urethral sounding rod!


Hahahahaaa...I'm on Centrum funny enough. But I take it orally with a twist of my tongue. Don't let your bellend get moist and smelly now!  :laugh3:

Anonymous

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Who are you kidding, you can't even get it up without your hourly Centrum enema and a 12 gauge urethral sounding rod!


Hahahahaaa...I'm on Centrum funny enough.


Sorry about your penis... NOT!  ac_biggrin

Breakfall

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Hahahahaaa...I'm on Centrum funny enough.


Sorry about your penis... NOT!  ac_biggrin


It's called a cock....and a girthy one at that. I'll have your rectal tissue on the bleed you flaming poofter! :evilthoughts2: