Anyone ever stretchgasm'd before?

[Frood]

When you're in bed on your back and go for the whole body stretch?



It was so good that the summer sausage started squirting...

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Just make sure you clean off the ceiling you ratbag. Michaelangelo you ain't,  

[Frood]

Most of it hit the pedestal fan and got flung onto the wall...



I'd better stop stretching like that before my bedroom starts resembling the interior of a bouncing castle under a black light in Seamajor's backyard...

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

He;s no Michaelangelo either. I once saw him having a four hour long post orgasm all over VF, then Mimsy told me he was an epileptic.