Embarrassing Stories

[keeper]

We could be like that justin timberlake and mila kunis movie, Friends with Benefits  ac_popcorn

Oh gawd handsome, we can do better than that. That was a stinker of a movie. ac_boring

Im talking more of the concept of things  ac_lovestruck

[keeper]

I once fell out of the drivers seat a Chevy Tahoe at the bank drive thru. The truck was brand new and I wasn't used to driving it, it was a lot bigger than I was used to. I stopped too far from the drawer and being short I had to open the driver's door to reach the open cash drawer. As I put the deposit into the open drawer I got my watch band caught on the corner of the drawer. I guess the teller wasn't paying attention and started closing the drawer. I quickly tried to free my watch band and lost my balance and slid out of the driver's seat and ended up half on on the ground with my feet still in the truck. The bank teller freaked and two people from the line behind me came out of their cars to see if I was okay. I think they thought I had a seizure or a heart attack or something and when I explained that I just got my watch band caught they looked at me and burst out laughing hysterically. They probably thought I was some dumb fat retard.



Fortunately I was okay except for an extremely bruised ego.

 ac_umm yes, yes, but did you show off the boobs?

[Anonymous]

You have to be a religious man Keeps and follow the 10 commandments.



Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love



This relationship yields a different kind of happy ending. You shouldn't be expecting prince charming to come rescue you on a white horse; you should expect someone hung like a horse that makes you come (hopefully). This is the easiest rule to remember but the hardest rule to follow.



It's understandable that you can eventually start to feel comfortable in this affectionate bond you've got going and feelings may start to blossom. If that happens, bitch-slap yourself, sprinkle some cold water on your face, have a drink, and remember, there's a reason you didn't want to date this person to begin with.



Commandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it's a Sext



The only text message you should be sending a friend with benefits is "my place or yours?" and possibly a naked picture that may or may not end up online someday. Other than that, don't ask how their day was, what they had for lunch, or make any kind of bullshit small talk via text because you're bored.



Friends with benefits have strict guidelines and if they are crossed, it leaves room for confusion, awkwardness, and disappointment.





Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits



Anything, and I do mean anything can constitute a date. So, you have to be extra careful. Grabbing a coffee the morning after? Date. Quick bite to eat before a quickie? Date. Anything that promotes conversation outside of yelling out "Oh God" ... date.



Going out with someone who you have a strictly sexual relationship with leaves the door open for emotional attachment. Emotional attachment will then lead to feelings. Feelings will then lead to your humping buddy crying over a relationship that doesn't actually exist.



Do us all a favor and leave the dates for datemyschool.com. Don't worry though, since it's the most private dating site out there, your FWB partner will never have to find out.



Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends



The biggest friend with benefits faux pas is introducing them to your friends and family. This is absolutely unacceptable, unless you introduce them as follows: "Hey guys this is ______, we have a strict fuck when we're horny relationship so you're not allowed to like this person, because I honestly don't unless we're in bed."



If you introduce your friend with benefits to the people who matter in your life, and they actually end up liking the person, you'll never hear the end of it. So, save yourself the headache and a week of soul searching and keep the relationship between you and your partner.





Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships



The reason these kinds of relationships rarely work out is because people close themselves off from finding someone they actually want to be with. They think that because they already have someone they're sleeping with, they don't need to look for anyone else.



A friend with benefits is a temporary fix and should never be misconstrued as a relationship. You have to be open to the possibility of meeting someone who you may actually want to spend some quality time with and eventually close your legs to the past.



Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous



Keep the lines of communication open. If you've met someone you like, have the courtesy to tell your sexual significant other. On the other hand, if they have met someone they like, under no circumstances can you get jealous.



The ground rules were set from the beginning: sex and nothing more. You should be able to be emotionally unattached to a friend with benefits (if you follow the commandments above) and therefore have no problem making a clean break from one another.





Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB



Quick tutorial: A back-up and a friend with benefits are two completely different entities. A back-up is a friend you probably have never slept with. You bring them to family functions, birthdays, office parties, etc. This person is most likely your best friend of the opposite sex (or same, whatever floats your boat).



A back-up is someone you may eventually end up with because everyone in your life already loves and accepts them. Never, ever, confuse a back-up for a friend with benefits. Back-ups are out there for everyone to see but, as we established before, friends with benefits are for your eyes only.



Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle



Save that shit for your next relationship. The beauty of a friend with benefits is that normal rules don't apply. You don't have to cuddle afterwards or spend the night, and you can tell the person what you like and how you like it and no feelings should ever get hurt. This is a no holds barred relationship, get yours and make sure you're always getting it good.





Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend



Friends with benefits works best if it's with a person you've recently met and haven't bonded with. Don't get me wrong, plenty of us can get drunk and hook up with a person who is actually a good friend. The trick is to not let that one hook up lead into a full blown friend with benefits relationship.



People who were actually friends before have an underlying emotional attachment to one another and that may lead to a hot mess of a relationship.



Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules



Because I know what I'm talking about.

[Renee]

I once fell out of the drivers seat a Chevy Tahoe at the bank drive thru. The truck was brand new and I wasn't used to driving it, it was a lot bigger than I was used to. I stopped too far from the drawer and being short I had to open the driver's door to reach the open cash drawer. As I put the deposit into the open drawer I got my watch band caught on the corner of the drawer. I guess the teller wasn't paying attention and started closing the drawer. I quickly tried to free my watch band and lost my balance and slid out of the driver's seat and ended up half on on the ground with my feet still in the truck. The bank teller freaked and two people from the line behind me came out of their cars to see if I was okay. I think they thought I had a seizure or a heart attack or something and when I explained that I just got my watch band caught they looked at me and burst out laughing hysterically. They probably thought I was some dumb fat retard.



Fortunately I was okay except for an extremely bruised ego.

 ac_umm yes, yes, but did you show off the boobs?

 ac_rollseyes  What am I going to do with you?

[Renee]

You have to be a religious man Keeps and follow the 10 commandments.



Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love



This relationship yields a different kind of happy ending. You shouldn't be expecting prince charming to come rescue you on a white horse; you should expect someone hung like a horse that makes you come (hopefully). This is the easiest rule to remember but the hardest rule to follow.



It's understandable that you can eventually start to feel comfortable in this affectionate bond you've got going and feelings may start to blossom. If that happens, bitch-slap yourself, sprinkle some cold water on your face, have a drink, and remember, there's a reason you didn't want to date this person to begin with.



Commandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it's a Sext



The only text message you should be sending a friend with benefits is "my place or yours?" and possibly a naked picture that may or may not end up online someday. Other than that, don't ask how their day was, what they had for lunch, or make any kind of bullshit small talk via text because you're bored.



Friends with benefits have strict guidelines and if they are crossed, it leaves room for confusion, awkwardness, and disappointment.





Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits



Anything, and I do mean anything can constitute a date. So, you have to be extra careful. Grabbing a coffee the morning after? Date. Quick bite to eat before a quickie? Date. Anything that promotes conversation outside of yelling out "Oh God" ... date.



Going out with someone who you have a strictly sexual relationship with leaves the door open for emotional attachment. Emotional attachment will then lead to feelings. Feelings will then lead to your humping buddy crying over a relationship that doesn't actually exist.



Do us all a favor and leave the dates for datemyschool.com. Don't worry though, since it's the most private dating site out there, your FWB partner will never have to find out.



Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends



The biggest friend with benefits faux pas is introducing them to your friends and family. This is absolutely unacceptable, unless you introduce them as follows: "Hey guys this is ______, we have a strict fuck when we're horny relationship so you're not allowed to like this person, because I honestly don't unless we're in bed."



If you introduce your friend with benefits to the people who matter in your life, and they actually end up liking the person, you'll never hear the end of it. So, save yourself the headache and a week of soul searching and keep the relationship between you and your partner.





Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships



The reason these kinds of relationships rarely work out is because people close themselves off from finding someone they actually want to be with. They think that because they already have someone they're sleeping with, they don't need to look for anyone else.



A friend with benefits is a temporary fix and should never be misconstrued as a relationship. You have to be open to the possibility of meeting someone who you may actually want to spend some quality time with and eventually close your legs to the past.



Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous



Keep the lines of communication open. If you've met someone you like, have the courtesy to tell your sexual significant other. On the other hand, if they have met someone they like, under no circumstances can you get jealous.



The ground rules were set from the beginning: sex and nothing more. You should be able to be emotionally unattached to a friend with benefits (if you follow the commandments above) and therefore have no problem making a clean break from one another.





Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB



Quick tutorial: A back-up and a friend with benefits are two completely different entities. A back-up is a friend you probably have never slept with. You bring them to family functions, birthdays, office parties, etc. This person is most likely your best friend of the opposite sex (or same, whatever floats your boat).



A back-up is someone you may eventually end up with because everyone in your life already loves and accepts them. Never, ever, confuse a back-up for a friend with benefits. Back-ups are out there for everyone to see but, as we established before, friends with benefits are for your eyes only.



Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle



Save that shit for your next relationship. The beauty of a friend with benefits is that normal rules don't apply. You don't have to cuddle afterwards or spend the night, and you can tell the person what you like and how you like it and no feelings should ever get hurt. This is a no holds barred relationship, get yours and make sure you're always getting it good.





Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend



Friends with benefits works best if it's with a person you've recently met and haven't bonded with. Don't get me wrong, plenty of us can get drunk and hook up with a person who is actually a good friend. The trick is to not let that one hook up lead into a full blown friend with benefits relationship.



People who were actually friends before have an underlying emotional attachment to one another and that may lead to a hot mess of a relationship.



Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules



Because I know what I'm talking about.

Looks like you got that stuff out of a series of dirty fortune cookies.

[Anonymous]

You have to be a religious man Keeps and follow the 10 commandments.



Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love



This relationship yields a different kind of happy ending. You shouldn't be expecting prince charming to come rescue you on a white horse; you should expect someone hung like a horse that makes you come (hopefully). This is the easiest rule to remember but the hardest rule to follow.



It's understandable that you can eventually start to feel comfortable in this affectionate bond you've got going and feelings may start to blossom. If that happens, bitch-slap yourself, sprinkle some cold water on your face, have a drink, and remember, there's a reason you didn't want to date this person to begin with.



Commandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it's a Sext



The only text message you should be sending a friend with benefits is "my place or yours?" and possibly a naked picture that may or may not end up online someday. Other than that, don't ask how their day was, what they had for lunch, or make any kind of bullshit small talk via text because you're bored.



Friends with benefits have strict guidelines and if they are crossed, it leaves room for confusion, awkwardness, and disappointment.





Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits



Anything, and I do mean anything can constitute a date. So, you have to be extra careful. Grabbing a coffee the morning after? Date. Quick bite to eat before a quickie? Date. Anything that promotes conversation outside of yelling out "Oh God" ... date.



Going out with someone who you have a strictly sexual relationship with leaves the door open for emotional attachment. Emotional attachment will then lead to feelings. Feelings will then lead to your humping buddy crying over a relationship that doesn't actually exist.



Do us all a favor and leave the dates for datemyschool.com. Don't worry though, since it's the most private dating site out there, your FWB partner will never have to find out.



Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends



The biggest friend with benefits faux pas is introducing them to your friends and family. This is absolutely unacceptable, unless you introduce them as follows: "Hey guys this is ______, we have a strict fuck when we're horny relationship so you're not allowed to like this person, because I honestly don't unless we're in bed."



If you introduce your friend with benefits to the people who matter in your life, and they actually end up liking the person, you'll never hear the end of it. So, save yourself the headache and a week of soul searching and keep the relationship between you and your partner.





Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships



The reason these kinds of relationships rarely work out is because people close themselves off from finding someone they actually want to be with. They think that because they already have someone they're sleeping with, they don't need to look for anyone else.



A friend with benefits is a temporary fix and should never be misconstrued as a relationship. You have to be open to the possibility of meeting someone who you may actually want to spend some quality time with and eventually close your legs to the past.



Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous



Keep the lines of communication open. If you've met someone you like, have the courtesy to tell your sexual significant other. On the other hand, if they have met someone they like, under no circumstances can you get jealous.



The ground rules were set from the beginning: sex and nothing more. You should be able to be emotionally unattached to a friend with benefits (if you follow the commandments above) and therefore have no problem making a clean break from one another.





Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB



Quick tutorial: A back-up and a friend with benefits are two completely different entities. A back-up is a friend you probably have never slept with. You bring them to family functions, birthdays, office parties, etc. This person is most likely your best friend of the opposite sex (or same, whatever floats your boat).



A back-up is someone you may eventually end up with because everyone in your life already loves and accepts them. Never, ever, confuse a back-up for a friend with benefits. Back-ups are out there for everyone to see but, as we established before, friends with benefits are for your eyes only.



Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle



Save that shit for your next relationship. The beauty of a friend with benefits is that normal rules don't apply. You don't have to cuddle afterwards or spend the night, and you can tell the person what you like and how you like it and no feelings should ever get hurt. This is a no holds barred relationship, get yours and make sure you're always getting it good.





Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend



Friends with benefits works best if it's with a person you've recently met and haven't bonded with. Don't get me wrong, plenty of us can get drunk and hook up with a person who is actually a good friend. The trick is to not let that one hook up lead into a full blown friend with benefits relationship.



People who were actually friends before have an underlying emotional attachment to one another and that may lead to a hot mess of a relationship.



Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules



Because I know what I'm talking about.

Looks like you got that stuff out of a series of dirty fortune cookies.

No, no Renee, this is straight out of the Confucian analects. ac_cool

[Anonymous]

I once fell out of the drivers seat a Chevy Tahoe at the bank drive thru. The truck was brand new and I wasn't used to driving it, it was a lot bigger than I was used to. I stopped too far from the drawer and being short I had to open the driver's door to reach the open cash drawer. As I put the deposit into the open drawer I got my watch band caught on the corner of the drawer. I guess the teller wasn't paying attention and started closing the drawer. I quickly tried to free my watch band and lost my balance and slid out of the driver's seat and ended up half on on the ground with my feet still in the truck. The bank teller freaked and two people from the line behind me came out of their cars to see if I was okay. I think they thought I had a seizure or a heart attack or something and when I explained that I just got my watch band caught they looked at me and burst out laughing hysterically. They probably thought I was some dumb fat retard.



Fortunately I was okay except for an extremely bruised ego.

Was the ground OK? ac_razz

[keeper]

You have to be a religious man Keeps and follow the 10 commandments.



Commandment #1: Thou Shall Not Fall in Love



This relationship yields a different kind of happy ending. You shouldn't be expecting prince charming to come rescue you on a white horse; you should expect someone hung like a horse that makes you come (hopefully). This is the easiest rule to remember but the hardest rule to follow.



It's understandable that you can eventually start to feel comfortable in this affectionate bond you've got going and feelings may start to blossom. If that happens, bitch-slap yourself, sprinkle some cold water on your face, have a drink, and remember, there's a reason you didn't want to date this person to begin with.



Commandment #2: Thou Shall Not Text unless it's a Sext



The only text message you should be sending a friend with benefits is "my place or yours?" and possibly a naked picture that may or may not end up online someday. Other than that, don't ask how their day was, what they had for lunch, or make any kind of bullshit small talk via text because you're bored.



Friends with benefits have strict guidelines and if they are crossed, it leaves room for confusion, awkwardness, and disappointment.





Commandment #3: Thou Shall Not Go On a Date with a Friend with Benefits



Anything, and I do mean anything can constitute a date. So, you have to be extra careful. Grabbing a coffee the morning after? Date. Quick bite to eat before a quickie? Date. Anything that promotes conversation outside of yelling out "Oh God" ... date.



Going out with someone who you have a strictly sexual relationship with leaves the door open for emotional attachment. Emotional attachment will then lead to feelings. Feelings will then lead to your humping buddy crying over a relationship that doesn't actually exist.



Do us all a favor and leave the dates for datemyschool.com. Don't worry though, since it's the most private dating site out there, your FWB partner will never have to find out.



Commandment #4: Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends



The biggest friend with benefits faux pas is introducing them to your friends and family. This is absolutely unacceptable, unless you introduce them as follows: "Hey guys this is ______, we have a strict fuck when we're horny relationship so you're not allowed to like this person, because I honestly don't unless we're in bed."



If you introduce your friend with benefits to the people who matter in your life, and they actually end up liking the person, you'll never hear the end of it. So, save yourself the headache and a week of soul searching and keep the relationship between you and your partner.





Commandment #5: Thou Shall Keep the Door Open for New Relationships



The reason these kinds of relationships rarely work out is because people close themselves off from finding someone they actually want to be with. They think that because they already have someone they're sleeping with, they don't need to look for anyone else.



A friend with benefits is a temporary fix and should never be misconstrued as a relationship. You have to be open to the possibility of meeting someone who you may actually want to spend some quality time with and eventually close your legs to the past.



Commandment #6: Thou Shall Not Get Jealous



Keep the lines of communication open. If you've met someone you like, have the courtesy to tell your sexual significant other. On the other hand, if they have met someone they like, under no circumstances can you get jealous.



The ground rules were set from the beginning: sex and nothing more. You should be able to be emotionally unattached to a friend with benefits (if you follow the commandments above) and therefore have no problem making a clean break from one another.





Commandment #7: Thou Shall Know the Difference between a Back-Up and a FWB



Quick tutorial: A back-up and a friend with benefits are two completely different entities. A back-up is a friend you probably have never slept with. You bring them to family functions, birthdays, office parties, etc. This person is most likely your best friend of the opposite sex (or same, whatever floats your boat).



A back-up is someone you may eventually end up with because everyone in your life already loves and accepts them. Never, ever, confuse a back-up for a friend with benefits. Back-ups are out there for everyone to see but, as we established before, friends with benefits are for your eyes only.



Commandment #8: Thou Shall Not Cuddle



Save that shit for your next relationship. The beauty of a friend with benefits is that normal rules don't apply. You don't have to cuddle afterwards or spend the night, and you can tell the person what you like and how you like it and no feelings should ever get hurt. This is a no holds barred relationship, get yours and make sure you're always getting it good.





Commandment #9: Thou Shall Not Be FWB with an Actual Friend



Friends with benefits works best if it's with a person you've recently met and haven't bonded with. Don't get me wrong, plenty of us can get drunk and hook up with a person who is actually a good friend. The trick is to not let that one hook up lead into a full blown friend with benefits relationship.



People who were actually friends before have an underlying emotional attachment to one another and that may lead to a hot mess of a relationship.



Commandment #10: Thou Shall Follow All of My Rules



Because I know what I'm talking about.

Looks like you got that stuff out of a series of dirty fortune cookies.

LOL

[Renee]

I once fell out of the drivers seat a Chevy Tahoe at the bank drive thru. The truck was brand new and I wasn't used to driving it, it was a lot bigger than I was used to. I stopped too far from the drawer and being short I had to open the driver's door to reach the open cash drawer. As I put the deposit into the open drawer I got my watch band caught on the corner of the drawer. I guess the teller wasn't paying attention and started closing the drawer. I quickly tried to free my watch band and lost my balance and slid out of the driver's seat and ended up half on on the ground with my feet still in the truck. The bank teller freaked and two people from the line behind me came out of their cars to see if I was okay. I think they thought I had a seizure or a heart attack or something and when I explained that I just got my watch band caught they looked at me and burst out laughing hysterically. They probably thought I was some dumb fat retard.



Fortunately I was okay except for an extremely bruised ego.

Was the ground OK? ac_razz

My punishment for sharing.  ac_rollseyes

[Renee]

I once fell out of the drivers seat a Chevy Tahoe at the bank drive thru. The truck was brand new and I wasn't used to driving it, it was a lot bigger than I was used to. I stopped too far from the drawer and being short I had to open the driver's door to reach the open cash drawer. As I put the deposit into the open drawer I got my watch band caught on the corner of the drawer. I guess the teller wasn't paying attention and started closing the drawer. I quickly tried to free my watch band and lost my balance and slid out of the driver's seat and ended up half on on the ground with my feet still in the truck. The bank teller freaked and two people from the line behind me came out of their cars to see if I was okay. I think they thought I had a seizure or a heart attack or something and when I explained that I just got my watch band caught they looked at me and burst out laughing hysterically. They probably thought I was some dumb fat retard.



Fortunately I was okay except for an extremely bruised ego.

Was the ground OK? ac_razz

No, there were two big dents in it where my boobs landed.



I guess you wouldn't know about stuff like that.  ac_razz

[Anonymous]

I once fell out of the drivers seat a Chevy Tahoe at the bank drive thru. The truck was brand new and I wasn't used to driving it, it was a lot bigger than I was used to. I stopped too far from the drawer and being short I had to open the driver's door to reach the open cash drawer. As I put the deposit into the open drawer I got my watch band caught on the corner of the drawer. I guess the teller wasn't paying attention and started closing the drawer. I quickly tried to free my watch band and lost my balance and slid out of the driver's seat and ended up half on on the ground with my feet still in the truck. The bank teller freaked and two people from the line behind me came out of their cars to see if I was okay. I think they thought I had a seizure or a heart attack or something and when I explained that I just got my watch band caught they looked at me and burst out laughing hysterically. They probably thought I was some dumb fat retard.



Fortunately I was okay except for an extremely bruised ego.

Was the ground OK? ac_razz

My punishment for sharing.  ac_rollseyes

No, no we're all friends which includes a little teasing.



BTW, my husband saw your picture and thinks you look like a very large East Asian woman cuz of your eyes in that pic. Sorry, I laughed the yellow off my ass when he said that. ac_lmfao

[Renee]

Was the ground OK? ac_razz

My punishment for sharing.  ac_rollseyes

No, no we're all friends which includes a little teasing.



BTW, my husband saw your picture and thinks you look like a very large East Asian woman cuz of your eyes in that pic. Sorry, I laughed the yellow off my ass when he said that. ac_lmfao

You know I was afraid of that after I looked at the touched up and re-sized pic. I was like Jesus Christ, you could pass for a chubby Asian chick. ac_biggrin

[Anonymous]

My punishment for sharing.  ac_rollseyes

No, no we're all friends which includes a little teasing.



BTW, my husband saw your picture and thinks you look like a very large East Asian woman cuz of your eyes in that pic. Sorry, I laughed the yellow off my ass when he said that. ac_lmfao

You know I was afraid of that after I looked at the touched up and re-sized pic. I was like Jesus you could pass for a chubby Asian chick. ac_biggrin

Not that there's anything wrong with that. ac_toofunny

[Renee]

No, no we're all friends which includes a little teasing.



BTW, my husband saw your picture and thinks you look like a very large East Asian woman cuz of your eyes in that pic. Sorry, I laughed the yellow off my ass when he said that. ac_lmfao

You know I was afraid of that after I looked at the touched up and re-sized pic. I was like Jesus you could pass for a chubby Asian chick. ac_biggrin

Not that there's anything wrong with that. ac_toofunny

It's kind of a rare thing, I guess.

[RW]

I have another one...



So one day, I was "toy" shopping online.  I had gone so far as getting out my measuring tape to see how long and wide things were based on the dimensions.  So I'm doing my thing when the door bell rings.  I go to the front door and there is no one there, so I look across the house and two guys from Shaw Cable are at my back door.  I had forgotten my they were coming to install something.  So I open the patio door and call them over.  So they are standing in front of me talking away when I notice one guy look over his shoulder and stop talking.  Then the other guy looked as well.  You see, my desk at the time was right beside the patio door.  So I turn around to see what they are looking at and there is 8 inches of rubbery goodness FULL SCREEN on my desktop.  I calmly turned around, informed them I was going to get my husband and I hid in my room until they left hahaha



The funniest thing about it was the neighbour next door dug a hole and cut our cable line.  When I called for repair, BOTH those guys called back immediately offering to come check it out hahaha



DOH!