Trump says he will deport undocumented Chinamen first.

[Edward]

Eddie is whiter and wealthier than anyone here. He had a good job in the energy sector, but left to look after his grandfather until he died. His inheritance is enough so that he never has to work again. He can just live life comfortably. Travelling, eating good food, wearing nice clothes. He is going back to school though because he likes to learn new things.

[Brent]

Or that some random chug couldn't tear himself away from the PC for long enough to get outdoors and catch a few rays of sunshine, perhaps while doing an honest day's work.


You know, like most normal, productive people do.

Eddie the chug spends 25 hours a day online denying that his lazy chug heritage.