You must insult the person above you.

[Renegade Quark]

I'm the first target.  Be creative.

[Reggie Essent]

I'm the first target.  Be creative.

Who are you again?   

[Shen Li]

I'd like to sit on his face.

[Renegade Quark]

Wears her fart on her sleeve.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Sharts himself at least once week.

[Brent]

His mother dresses him everyday.

[Thiel]

Plays with choo choo trains.

[Frood]

Bobs for apples in outhouses.

[Herman]

Has a face for radio.

[Renegade Quark]

Eats while shitting.

[Herman]

eats shit

[Frood]

Thinks ham radio is when he leaves the boom box on in his barn.

[Herman]

On Halloween trick or treaters give him candy.

[Frood]

Paid for his mail-order bride with two bits and a cotton bag of black licorice straps.

[Herman]

Should consider swapping his Chapstick for a glue stick.