You must insult the person above you.

[Renegade Quark]

So ugly he has to tie a porkchop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

[Frood]

Ground squirrels use his testicles for speed bag training.

[Renegade Quark]

Goes by they/them pronouns.

[Frood]

Has a one owner Model T.

[Biden]

Any similarity between him and human is purely coincidental.

[Frood]

Lost his virginity at a truck stop to Johnny Cash.

They wouldn't take a cheque.

[Shen Li]

If I gave him a penny for his thoughts, I'd get change back.

[Herman]

She aint completely useless. She can be used as a bad example.

[Shen Li]

The last time I saw something that looked like him, I flushed.

[Frood]

Voted for Joe Biden in 2024.

[Reggie Essent]

Makes sun dried jerky out of kangaroo road kill.

[Frood]

Went on a date with a New Zeland female. Wore gumboots and mint sauce for cologne. 

[Herman]

He is about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

[Shen Li]

He's the reason tubes of toothpaste have instructions.

[Herman]

She aint a drama queen. She is whole frickin royal family.