You must insult the person above you.

[Renegade Quark]

Is a card-carrying Swiftie.

[Shen Li]

Considers Trudeau a statesman.

[Renegade Quark]

Wears a flea collar.

[Frood]

Paid a labradoodle in Schmackos to hump his ankle.

[Renegade Quark]

Has a prehensile tail.

[Reggie Essent]

Dries his boogers in a jar to shake on his spaghetti.

[J E B Stuart]

Walked into a tattoo parlor and walked out later sporting a large Justin Bieber tramp stamp.

Amen.

[Frood]

Visited Disney world; gave Goofy a hand job in the food court.

[J E B Stuart]

Founder and President of the International Turds of Misery Fan Club. Doubled the membership this year when he gave Joe Biden a free membership.

Amen.

[Frood]

Peewee Herman is his spirit animal

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Uses chopsticks to eat soup.

[Brent]

Someday you'll go far. I hope you stay there.

[J E B Stuart]

Amen.

[Herman]

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

[Frood]

Watched the movie "The Peanut Butter Solution; gave his dog a beard.