You must insult the person above you.

[J E B Stuart]

Speakjng of peanut butter, he recently arrived at the ER for treatment of what appeared to be numerous dog bites to his genitals. When asked to explain the peanut butter  smeared on his junk, he claimed someone must've slipped some rope in his drink, so he couldn't remember a thing:

Amen.

[Brent]

Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go.

[J E B Stuart]

One of Brent's most enjoyable pastimes is driving down the highway and "singing" along to Lisa the Chicken Fiddler:

[Renegade Quark]

Anal spelunker

[Brent]

Don't you get tired of putting makeup on your two faces every morning?

[Renegade Quark]

Wears braces on his dentures.

[J E B Stuart]

Wears a brassiere. Claims it gives him more empathy for the opposite sex.

Amen.

[Herman]

If you're going to act like a turd, go lay on the yard.

[Reggie Essent]

Thinks hippos are sexy.

[Frood]

Got teabagged by Michelle Obama at a Tupperware party.

[Brent]

Spoons with fat Oak.

[J E B Stuart]

Gravity and age have wreaked havoc on his bean bag. Whenever he sits on the shitter, it feels like he's dippin' a teabag.

Amen.

[Frood]

Masturbates with his mother's wild yam cream.

[Renegade Quark]

Is an STD clearinghouse.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Thinks potato pancakes are flattened french fries.