You must insult the person above you.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

She thinks chicken pot pie is made from chickens that were allowed to range in a "Mexican garden".

[J E B Stuart]

When he first saw Bryon Noem's rack, Profarooni scoffed, turned up his nose and exclaimed, "What a wannabe puss.  Mine are easily twice that size!"

Amen.

[Shen Li]

Stu has a "brilliant" idea to start a company that makes women's vibrators.
He's going to call it Genital Electric.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

^^^ Meet the first customer and biggest shareholder of that company.

[Shen Li]

The sexual position always used in Prof's house is the doggie position.
Prof sits up and begs and his wife rolls over and plays dead.