If the prairies became a US state.

[DKG]

Yeah, well no chance of him procreating means no copies of his chuggy genome are going to muddy the gene pool further, so... Win?

1500... look, even if I were prepared to believe him (I'm not, but let us suppose for a moment that I am), that would mean he'd need to be seeing someone new every week.

And you know what that tells us.... Chugward McStranglecock cannot hold on to a relationship.

Frood can hold on to a relationship. Herman can hold on to a relationship. I can hold on to a relationship.

But Chugward? He drops his pants and women of all stripes get to laughing hysterically at him. He curls into a fetal ball and cries himself to sleep while the women go back to Tinder, looking for someone who has an actual cock and knows how to use it.

I'm right, aren't I? 

The only thing Eddie has done for the past two decades is post on forums. He does not have time for work, hobbies or the opposite sex even if it was an option and of course it is not.

[Shen Li]

Old Berry Sweet said the same.

Like myself, she wishes she could get the lasting image of Eddie's acne-prone mug and toothpick arms and legs out of her mind, but he is so hideous it's burned in there,

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Like myself, she wishes she could get the lasting image of Eddie's acne-prone mug and toothpick arms and legs out of her mind, but he is so hideous it's burned in there,

You could always picture his expression as though he were in the throes of childbirth. It won't get the image of him out of your mind, but it will put a smile on your face!