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[RW]

That's damn funny kiebers!  



I have a story about this type of thing.



So back in the day, I used "Pornolizer" on my work website.  It did what the above did only it made it read like it was from a smut magazine.  A few weeks later, I was sitting down with my boss and the senior staff reviewing web statistics and Pornolizer comes up as a referring site.  Having no idea what it was, they got me to pull it up and put our site's URL in the box.  They did not think it was nearly as amusing as I did weeks earlier.  It took everything I had not to burst out laughing as they read some of the stuff that came up.



HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous]

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 ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao

[kiebers]

That's damn funny kiebers!  



I have a story about this type of thing.



So back in the day, I used "Pornolizer" on my work website.  It did what the above did only it made it read like it was from a smut magazine.  A few weeks later, I was sitting down with my boss and the senior staff reviewing web statistics and Pornolizer comes up as a referring site.  Having no idea what it was, they got me to pull it up and put our site's URL in the box.  They did not think it was nearly as amusing as I did weeks earlier.  It took everything I had not to burst out laughing as they read some of the stuff that came up.



HAHAHAHA

I'm thinking one of the pages where Renee is hammering Spectre would read funny as hell.

[kiebers]

[Anonymous]

[kiebers]

Click on the "Dialectize" button to view the page I put in. You can change the dialects as you like. You can put in a different page just copy/paste the url.



http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthebluecashew.com%2Fthe-blue-cashew-f2%2Fwhat-exactly-are-the-rules-blue-cashew-t2987-20.html">http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialec ... 87-20.html">http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthebluecashew.com%2Fthe-blue-cashew-f2%2Fwhat-exactly-are-the-rules-blue-cashew-t2987-20.html

If this keeps up I can almost see the need for its own thread....

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthebluecashew.com%2Fthe-blue-cashew-f2%2Fknock-knock-are-you-spectre-t3100.html">http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialec ... t3100.html">http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthebluecashew.com%2Fthe-blue-cashew-f2%2Fknock-knock-are-you-spectre-t3100.html

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthebluecashew.com%2Fthe-blue-cashew-f2%2Fknock-knock-are-you-azhya-t3105.html">http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialec ... t3105.html">http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthebluecashew.com%2Fthe-blue-cashew-f2%2Fknock-knock-are-you-azhya-t3105.html

[Anonymous]

Click on the "Dialectize" button to view the page I put in. You can change the dialects as you like. You can put in a different page just copy/paste the url.



http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthebluecashew.com%2Fthe-blue-cashew-f2%2Fwhat-exactly-are-the-rules-blue-cashew-t2987-20.html">http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialec ... 87-20.html">http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthebluecashew.com%2Fthe-blue-cashew-f2%2Fwhat-exactly-are-the-rules-blue-cashew-t2987-20.html

If this keeps up I can almost see the need for its own thread....

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthebluecashew.com%2Fthe-blue-cashew-f2%2Fknock-knock-are-you-spectre-t3100.html">http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialec ... t3100.html">http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthebluecashew.com%2Fthe-blue-cashew-f2%2Fknock-knock-are-you-spectre-t3100.html

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthebluecashew.com%2Fthe-blue-cashew-f2%2Fknock-knock-are-you-azhya-t3105.html">http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialec ... t3105.html">http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthebluecashew.com%2Fthe-blue-cashew-f2%2Fknock-knock-are-you-azhya-t3105.html

Oh how fun kiebers, thank you.

 ac_smile

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 ac_dunno

[kiebers]

From the TV series MASH. One of the best shows on TV. Mainly a comedy.

http://mash.wikia.com/wiki/Walter_%22Radar%22_O%E2%80%99Reilly">http://mash.wikia.com/wiki/Walter_%22Ra ... 0%99Reilly">http://mash.wikia.com/wiki/Walter_%22Radar%22_O%E2%80%99Reilly

[@realAzhyaAryola]

APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR

2015



It's not whether you win or

lose, but how you place the blame.

 

We have enough "youth".

How about a fountain of "smart"?

 

The original point

and click interface

was a Smith &  

Wesson.

 

A fool and his money

can throw one heck

of a party.

 

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

 

Money isn't everything,

but it sure keeps the kids in

touch.

 

If at first you don't

succeed skydiving is not for

you.

 

We are born naked, wet and

hungry.  Then things get

worse.

 

Red meat is not bad

for you. Fuzzy green meat is

bad for you.

 

Ninety-nine percent

of all lawyers

give the rest a bad

name.

 

Xerox and Wurlitzer

will merge to make reproductive

organs.

 

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS

NO MATCH FOR NATURAL

STUPIDITY.

 

The latest survey

shows that three out of four people make

up 75% of the population.

 

"You know why a banana is like a politician?"



"He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten."

 

"I think Senators should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors."                

 

The reason Politicians try

so hard to get  re-elected is that

they would 'hate' to have to make

a living under the laws they've passed.



 

[Anonymous]

APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR

2015



It's not whether you win or

lose, but how you place the blame.

 

We have enough "youth".

How about a fountain of "smart"?

 

The original point

and click interface

was a Smith &  

Wesson.

 

A fool and his money

can throw one heck

of a party.

 

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

 

Money isn't everything,

but it sure keeps the kids in

touch.

 

If at first you don't

succeed skydiving is not for

you.

 

We are born naked, wet and

hungry.  Then things get

worse.

 

Red meat is not bad

for you. Fuzzy green meat is

bad for you.

 

Ninety-nine percent

of all lawyers

give the rest a bad

name.

 

Xerox and Wurlitzer

will merge to make reproductive

organs.

 

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS

NO MATCH FOR NATURAL

STUPIDITY.

 

The latest survey

shows that three out of four people make

up 75% of the population.

 

"You know why a banana is like a politician?"



"He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten."

 

"I think Senators should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors."                

 

The reason Politicians try

so hard to get  re-elected is that

they would 'hate' to have to make

a living under the laws they've passed.



 

There's some real snippets of truth in those jokes. I particularly liked the lawyer one.

[chuck wagon]

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[@realAzhyaAryola]

God was missing for six days.  Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.



He inquired, "Where have you been?"



God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."



Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"



"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test balance."



"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."



God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."



God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."



The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"



"That's Alberta, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains . There were even mountains as tall as the sun . The people from Alberta are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, dependable, and producers of products to  help  the world."



Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."



God smiled, "There's BC and Quebec. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."

[Bricktop]

Ouch!!!