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Anonymous

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Annie

Daughters vibrator.



A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.



What are you doing?" she exclaimed.



The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."



Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.

When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.



"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.



The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."



A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.

In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.



"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.



He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law."
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Anonymous

Quote from: "GrAnnie"Daughters vibrator.



A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.



What are you doing?" she exclaimed.



The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."



Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.

When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.



"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.



The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."



A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.

In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.



"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.



He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law."

That's pretty good Annie. :thumbup:

Annie

Why thank you Shen, think nothing of it...I got it off Faceplant lol
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Anonymous

Quote from: "GrAnnie"Why thank you Shen, think nothing of it...I got it off Faceplant lol

I haven't taken a look lately. I should.

Annie

You should! There's all sorts of crap on Faceplant   :icon_wink:
Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds.  ~ Anonymous

Bricktop

Quote from: "GrAnnie"Daughters vibrator.



A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.



What are you doing?" she exclaimed.



The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."



Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.

When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.



"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.



The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."



A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.

In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.



"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.



He replied............"Watching the game with my son-in-law."


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kiebers

Good one Annie... :laugh:





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Anonymous

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Bricktop


Renee

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Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

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RW

This is so wrong but I had to share it with y'all.  The end is the best part hahaha



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Renee

Quote from: "RW"This is so wrong but I had to share it with y'all.  The end is the best part hahaha



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That was awful.



I'd like to skin him alive and then eat him but he would probably taste like quinoa. :yuk:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.