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ac_toofunny



If you ever go to a pub in Scotland, don't tell THAT joke in the front bar.

Anonymous

A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.



'Twenty dollars' she whispers.

Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.



They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.



'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.



'I'm making love to me wife!,' the Newfoundlander answers, sounding annoyed.



'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'



'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face.'

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kiebers

Obviously it's roast night at the baseball park...LOL



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I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Odinson

Have any of you ever tasted african food?





No?





Neither have the africans.

kiebers

I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

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Gaon

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kiebers

I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

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